Crazy America
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kevinday

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13,766 posts

307 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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I have just on CNN that Liza Minelli and her husband are attempting to sue a cable TV company for $23 million. Apparently there was a contract for a TV show which wouold have paid Minelli and Guest (her hubby) $1.25 million, they have only received $100K in advances. The show has been scrapped (probably just as well, who cares about LM and DGs' lives anyway) and they are suing for the remaining $1.15m PLUS $22m in compensatory and punitive damages. I can understand the $1.15 as per the contract, but $22m for compensation...only in America. Compensation for what??? reduced 'work' involved in a scrapped show? reduced TV appearances? So what, she gets a reasonable amount of airtime anyway.
Punitive damages? On what grounds???

Compensation Culture gone mad.

johnelliott

293 posts

287 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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The USA is run by lawyers for the benefit of lawyers. Couldn't happen here, could it? I mean, as long as the prime minister and his wife aren't lawyers we will be safe.

John

deltaf

1,384 posts

284 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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Be very afraid!

marki

15,763 posts

297 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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johnelliott said: The USA is run by lawyers for the benefit of lawyers. Couldn't happen here, could it? I mean, as long as the prime minister and his wife aren't lawyers we will be safe.

John


tekta

243 posts

291 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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I think the law over there now is to just pick a random (extremely large) figure and have a go. Seems to work most of the time.

plotloss

67,280 posts

297 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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This is a country which awarded a group of Floridian smokers more than the entire turnover of Phillip Morris Inc in a class action lawsuit.

Its a farce.

Unforunately though, its only a matter of time before this countries legal system degenerates to such a ridiculous level.

Matt.

Toffer

1,528 posts

288 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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The tobacco companies had better hang on to some of their dosh...otherwise there won't be enough left to bung the Government!

hughjayteens

2,029 posts

295 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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Company I am contracting for has been advised by the insurance company to budget $50B (yes, FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS) aside for what would be the largest case of it's kind ever - 200,000+ asbestosis claims I think from building products in the 70s. (not 100% sure on details)

I believe that most claimants are not ill yet but are sueing for what may happen in later years.

Crazy.

>> Edited by hughjayteens on Wednesday 18th December 12:04

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

292 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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This reminds me of the "Shoe Event Horizon" thought up by Douglas Adams. His theory went that the number of shoe shops increases inversely with the quality of their products until no other business other than shoes is viable and society collapses.
I think it's going to be lawyers that kill us lot off. You can earn more by sueing someone else than you can by creating something yourself. Therefore a larger and larger proportion of the population sue each other for a living until suddenly no one is making food or power anymore and we all go back to the trees.

Off topic - is there a reality TV show about addition to reality TV yet?

Edited because today we have cakes in the office.

>> Edited by Captain Muppet on Wednesday 18th December 12:19

Size Nine Elm

5,167 posts

311 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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Captain Muppet said:I think it's going to be lawyers that kill us lot off. You can earn more by sueing someone else than you can by creating something yourself. Therefore a larger and larger proportion of the population sue each other for a living until sudennly no one is makeing food or power anymore and we all go back to the trees.


Not just lawyers, but if you expand this to include the civil service and the service sector, we're nearly there. The only mitigating factor is that the UK does 'export' from the service sector, so we're bringing in stuff from outside.

I might be wrong... so sue me!

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

292 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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Size Nine Elm said: [Not just lawyers, but if you expand this to include the civil service and the service sector, we're nearly there. The only mitigating factor is that the UK does 'export' from the service sector, so we're bringing in stuff from outside.

I might be wrong... so sue me!


I hear rumours that call centres are moving to eastern Europe. We can't even compete at the scrappy end of the 'service' sector. Didn't we used to make things in Britian?

granville

18,764 posts

288 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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Captain Muppet said: This reminds me of the "Shoe Event Horizon" thought up by Douglas Adams. His theory went that the number of shoe shops increases inversely with the quality of their products until no other business other than shoes is viable and society collapses.
I think it's going to be lawyers that kill us lot off. You can earn more by sueing someone else than you can by creating something yourself. Therefore a larger and larger proportion of the population sue each other for a living until suddenly no one is making food or power anymore and we all go back to the trees.


Stunning stuff yer honour! Frightening, is it not?

miniman

29,793 posts

289 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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Toffer said: The tobacco companies had better hang on to some of their dosh...otherwise there won't be enough left to bung the Government!


Don't forget to leave some for Burnt Ecclescakes...

campbell

2,500 posts

310 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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johnelliott said: The USA is run by lawyers for the benefit of lawyers. Couldn't happen here, could it? I mean, as long as the prime minister and his wife aren't lawyers we will be safe.

John



Dhhoooo

Basil Brush

5,587 posts

290 months

Wednesday 18th December 2002
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I hear rumours that call centres are moving to eastern Europe. We can't even compete at the scrappy end of the 'service' sector. Didn't we used to make things in Britian?


Yes, but very badly. Hence we're in this position now.

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

292 months

Thursday 19th December 2002
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Basil Brush said:


I hear rumours that call centres are moving to eastern Europe. We can't even compete at the scrappy end of the 'service' sector. Didn't we used to make things in Britian?


Yes, but very badly. Hence we're in this position now.




Bollocks, you're right.

Size Nine Elm

5,167 posts

311 months

Thursday 19th December 2002
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plotloss said: This is a country which awarded a group of Floridian smokers more than the entire turnover of Phillip Morris Inc in a class action lawsuit.


At least a little sense - damages were reduced today from $28 billion to only $28 million.

(Cough, cough) I think I might have a claim coming on...