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danger mouse

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3,829 posts

288 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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Probaly seen it all before but...

...but what the hell,



Wow - this looks pretty bad...

Gaurds warn all clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date
rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target
unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost
anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."
"Beer"is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman
needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless
against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual
acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories
of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported
that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall
victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it,
there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can
discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner
with similarly affected, like minded guys. For the support group nearest
you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.



This was a public servce annoncement.


Mouse

dazren

22,612 posts

288 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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MOUSE

A most appropriate warning prior to the Friday evening beerfest.

DAZ

icamm

2,153 posts

287 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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Come on. How many blokes would need drugging in any way to be dragged home by a woman for sex? . The beer just helps deal with the ugly ones

Big_M

5,602 posts

290 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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icamm said: Come on. How many blokes would need drugging in any way to be dragged home by a woman for sex? . The beer just helps deal with the ugly ones


I'm ready for you big boy

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

285 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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Quality

icamm

2,153 posts

287 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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Okay Big_M that might take about 500 pints but.....

Edited 'cos I have just remembered a local news story where an ugly old trout has just been prosecuted for giving someone a BJ on the local high street outside a pub. From the picture you certainly wouldn't have let her do it sober so maybe there is something in this warning after all.

>> Edited by icamm on Friday 10th January 14:31

madcop

6,649 posts

290 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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Big_M said: [quote

I'm ready for you big boy




Don't knock it till you've tried it

pies

13,116 posts

283 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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madcop said:

Big_M said: [quote

I'm ready for you big boy




Don't knock it till you've tried it





im certainly not going to try it so i wont knock it


incorrigible

13,668 posts

288 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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Big M,

Have you done something with your hair, you look luuuurvly

Tyke

250 posts

283 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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Jeez that is a proper minger. I presume from the annals of uglypeople.com .

Pintage to bone it probably easier measuring gallonage, and would you ever consider whacking your old fella between those teeth, I think a combine harvester would seem a better bet.

ultimapaul

3,949 posts

291 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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Could you imagine the title to Mungo's post Monday morning if he woke up next to that ????




HOLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY FCUK! WHAT HAVE I DONE??????




We could rename him Wycliffe

dennisthemenace

15,605 posts

295 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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LMAO mungo honey mamma needs lovin




>> Edited by dennisthemenace on Friday 10th January 19:57

Big_M

5,602 posts

290 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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Oooooh Denny - slap her bum and ride the waves

(this is soooo binned - sorry Ted it's Friday )

plotloss

67,280 posts

297 months

Friday 10th January 2003
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dennisthemenace said: LMAO mungo honey mamma needs lovin




>> Edited by dennisthemenace on Friday 10th January 19:57


Sorry to ressurect an old, but gold, passe gag but:

'See her, thats your girlfriend that is!'



Matt.

danger mouse

Original Poster:

3,829 posts

288 months

Saturday 11th January 2003
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...good to see you all liked that one

foggy

1,215 posts

309 months

Saturday 11th January 2003
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Apparently there is an even more dangerous strain of this drug lurking in the west country. I think its known as 'zider'. Ooohh Aarrrghhhhh

Chief Wurzel