Burglar's jobs available ...

[silkygal]

Sunday Telegraph ...... "Police have been ordered not to bother investigating crimes such as burglary, vandalism and assaults unless evidence pointing to the culprits is easily available, The Telegraph can reveal.

Under new guidelines, officers have been informed that only "serious" crimes, such as murder, rape or so-called hate crimes, should be investigated as a matter of course.

In all other cases, unless there is immediate and compelling evidence, such as fingerprints or DNA material, the crime will be listed for no further action."

So, if you're unemployed at the moment this seems like an ideal opportunity - just remember to wear gloves and you should be safe. And anyway, if you do get caught they're not imprisoning first time offenders so it's win, win, win.

Who in the hell voted this lot in ............ ? This PM and his band of jokers are going to go down in history as the 'Government' (ha!) that totally ruined our previously Great Britain - we're fast becoming third world.

[lx993]

OK so I'm pretty naive - anyone got any decent web sites re: burglary?
If I can steal what I've worked bloody hard to buy, then it would be much easier...
Anyone on this site park their 993 TT on the street??

[rich-uk]

I assume handling stolen goods isn't important either, when you get a mo, can you nick me a DB7, silver please...