FAO Flasher

[pwig]

Hows things between you and your office mistress?

[flasher]

You silly boy pwig!!!

The office horror has turned out to be a very nice person, so much so that I almost feel guilty for the derisory posts I put up. The dress sense is still shocking though, today's ensemble is a tight red top, mini skirt and knee high boots, quite impressive for an over 50!!!

[smifffy]

Almost sounds like you're taking a shine to her?

[pwig]

Yes I think he HAS fallen for her!

[kevinday]

smifffy said: Almost sounds like you're taking a shine to her?

It does doesn't it!

Flasher, she is not your new T350C or even a replacement 'ride' for the 6-8 weeks!

[flasher]

pwig said: Yes I think he HAS fallen for her!

Bugger off, she's old enough to be my Mother!!!

[pwig]

flasher said:

pwig said: Yes I think he HAS fallen for her!

Bugger off, she's old enough to be my Mother!!!

Hehehehe that shouldnt stop you... geerrriinnn there flasher!!

[flasher]

........and the only way I'd "fall" for her is if I tripped running away!!

[flasher]

pwig said:

flasher said:

pwig said: Yes I think he HAS fallen for her!

Bugger off, she's old enough to be my Mother!!!

Hehehehe that shouldnt stop you... geerrriinnn there flasher!!

It sounds like you could do with meeting her pwig, you're only 17 aren't you? She would be a good "first experience" for you...nothing like being "broken in" by a veteran mate!!

[smifffy]

Don't try to pass the buck now Flasher - it's ok to go for the older woman you know, there's no need to be ashamed.

You could bring her to Folembray if you like.

[pwig]

Nah I wouldnt want to 'encroach' on your turf mate

[flasher]

smifffy said: Don't try to pass the buck now Flasher - it's ok to go for the older woman you know, there's no need to be ashamed.

You could bring her to Folembray if you like.

Too late, I'm bringing Mungo to Folembray....and anyway I think her husband and children might be pissed off if I took her away for the weekend!!

[SGirl]

flasher said: It sounds like you could do with meeting her pwig, you're only 17 aren't you? She would be a good "first experience" for you...nothing like being "broken in" by a veteran mate!!

Of course, this is all assuming pwig, at 17, is still... er....

I think I shall shut up now. Actually. Before someone comes along with the moderating stick.

[SGirl]

flasher said: Too late, I'm bringing Mungo to Folembray....and anyway I think her husband and children might be pissed off if I took her away for the weekend!!

Not half as much as Mungo would be if she had to sit on his lap all the way.

Edited to add: ...sorry, I meant all the way to Folembray!!!

>> Edited by SGirl on Monday 13th January 11:59

[pwig]

nothing like being "broken in" by a veteran mate!!

Speaking from experience?!?!

[flasher]

pwig said:

nothing like being "broken in" by a veteran mate!!

Speaking from experience?!?!

Yes. Actually. best way to open up your innings mate!! I'll get her number for you pwig....

[pwig]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Erm thakns for the offer mate... but im er... washing my hair!


On the other hand.. if u know any slim, attractive, young, legal, females ..feel free to send me thier numbers!

[pwig]

oh yeah, that goes for all of you too!

[flasher]

pwig, this is Pistonheads not bloody Dateline!!! But thanks for cheering me up today. It needed someone to be silly to lift the gloom from us all...

[dennisthemenace]

Wheres cheapshoptart when you need her..... him.......it