BBC News Online: Your tales of travel chaos

[Bonce]

BBC News Online are running a feature on the state of the UK road network.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2645801.stm

Amongst the more serious investigation they are looking for

the UK's most selfish driver - a gas guzzler who thinks nothing of a few fines in order to enjoy ideal motoring conditions

There must be a few candidates for this on PistonHeads, any nominations?