Desert Storm 2 - Storm in a teacup
Desert Storm 2 - Storm in a teacup
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skittle

Original Poster:

312 posts

288 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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Whether you believe that it is right or wrong for sending troops in the middle east you would have thought that the government could do it properly

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2679197.stm

not enough kit except for trousers and jackets where you obviously need 3 changes in the desert

Also have 30,000 ground troops and 150 armoured personel carriers. So, most of the boys will be on foot then eh!

Hope the guns work, and the tanks dont get filled up with sand

Oh the joys of being a soldier

Podie

46,649 posts

302 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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Hmm... I see the original naming department has been busy... but like most sequels, it'll never be a patch on the first, and ultimately you'll end up feeling cheated, and hark back to the first one...

rich1231

17,339 posts

287 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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Skittle,
Im not sure thats all true. Many defense suppliers have been on alert for months.
Rich

sadoksevoli

1,232 posts

284 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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So what's new - the Government always skimps on stockpiling ammo, kit and spares plus having all the right infrastrucutral kit (shelters, showers, laundries) to support a deployment. The scandal is that unlike in 1990-1 the Treasury is trying harder than ever to minimise the cost of this expedition to the point where troops' morale will be heavily affected - especially when they look across the road to the comparatively luxurious US camps in Kuwait for example. Tomorrow someone will realise that let alon boots and clothing - there's not enough ammo and we'll rush around europe buying it at a premium.

The politicians, bean-counters and pen-pushers never learn.

The only thing that they might have enough of is the 36,000 cans of beer aboard ark royal.

TheLemming

4,319 posts

292 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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sadoksevoli said: So what's new - the Government always skimps on stockpiling ammo, kit and spares plus having all the right infrastrucutral kit (shelters, showers, laundries) to support a deployment. The scandal is that unlike in 1990-1 the Treasury is trying harder than ever to minimise the cost of this expedition to the point where troops' morale will be heavily affected - especially when they look across the road to the comparatively luxurious US camps in Kuwait for example. Tomorrow someone will realise that let alon boots and clothing - there's not enough ammo and we'll rush around europe buying it at a premium.

The politicians, bean-counters and pen-pushers never learn.

The only thing that they might have enough of is the 36,000 cans of beer aboard ark royal.


I do hope they have some other supply of beer lined up. 36,000 cans wont go far among (IIRC) 27,000 troops...

Its a brave man who tries to deprive a british squaddie of beer...

CarZee

13,382 posts

294 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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Podie said: Hmm... I see the original naming department has been busy...
I'm surprised they haven't got a corporate endorsement..

"Dessert Storm 2 brought to you by Muller Lite Yoghurt"

or

"Desert Storm 2 brought to you by Pfizer - Stiffing the enemy"

incorrigible

13,668 posts

288 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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MacDonalds, the official fast food restaurant of world war three

andyf007

863 posts

285 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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Skittle, I don't think the 16 Air Assault Brigade will requiring the use of the Armoured Personnel Carriers.

Besides, who'd be in one of them with the yanks flying A10s behind you.

Andy

Podie

46,649 posts

302 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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- "this one's for you Dad" (George W Bush & Budweiser)

raceboy

13,845 posts

307 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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incorrigible said: MacDonalds, the official fast food restaurant of world war three

Surly it would be BirkaKing

CarZee

13,382 posts

294 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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andyf007 said: Skittle, I don't think the 16 Air Assault Brigade will requiring the use of the Armoured Personnel Carriers.
either that or they'll also be needing much larger planes

CarZee

13,382 posts

294 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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raceboy said:

incorrigible said: MacDonalds, the official fast food restaurant of world war three
Surly it would be BirkaKing

andyf007

863 posts

285 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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TheLemming said: I do hope they have some other supply of beer lined up. 36,000 cans wont go far among (IIRC) 27,000 troops...

Its a brave man who tries to deprive a british squaddie of beer...




Islamic Law, we apparently have to respect it in their country too.

Andy

mel

10,168 posts

302 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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sadoksevoli said:
The only thing that they might have enough of is the 36,000 cans of beer aboard ark royal.


The Navy runs a quota system for beer of an allowance of three cans per man per day. The Ark Royal currently has 1,500 personel on board and sailed Saturday 11th Jan. By my sums they should have run out yesterday

CarZee

13,382 posts

294 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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Can we post beer to BFPOs then ?

mel

10,168 posts

302 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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Still they'll have a resupply in Gibralter

gbgaffer

546 posts

297 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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Plus a spot of Ras'ing from the RFA chappies

skittle

Original Poster:

312 posts

288 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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mel said:

sadoksevoli said:
The only thing that they might have enough of is the 36,000 cans of beer aboard ark royal.


The Navy runs a quota system for beer of an allowance of three cans per man per day. The Ark Royal currently has 1,500 personel on board and sailed Saturday 11th Jan. By my sums they should have run out yesterday




I bet they wish party 7s were still available

mel

10,168 posts

302 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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CarZee said: Can we post beer to BFPOs then ?



Strictly no but in reality yes

Last time I was in Israel and my brother was in Saudi, strangely enough he used to get regular BFPO parcels marked up "personal effects and belongings" containing full strength lager, scotch whiskey, hard core pornography, fridge thermometers, Fishermans Friends, Wooly hats and anything else "usefull" we could find to abuse the military mail system with It was great being in a non Islamic country (well apart from the shit that kept falling on us that is)

Fatboy

8,267 posts

299 months

Tuesday 21st January 2003
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I do hope they have some other supply of beer lined up. 36,000 cans wont go far among (IIRC) 27,000 troops...

Its a brave man who tries to deprive a british squaddie of beer...

They're just going to drop containers of it inside Bagdad and leave the squaddies to go get it