Do you speak Micra?

[bakeras]

I've just seen the new Micra advert on TV where I am asked if I speak Micra.. do you know I think I do

campsport = camp transport

numporing = numpty boring

and of course

fugly

[danhay]

I'm sure the new Micra is a worthy car, but you've got to wonder when they can't think of anything concrete to reccommend?

Remember the Ford Orion - "An Instant Classic" they assured us...does that means it's got the handling, ride and performance of a Mk1 Cortina???

[dave_s13]

Them blue lips are quite sexy in a 'captain kirk/alien shagging' kind of way though.......or is it just me??

[GrahamG]

Nope - It's just you!!!

[apache]

what about the other car adverts:-

Citroen, built by comedians

Honda, designed by children

etc, etc

[Fatboy]

what about the other car adverts:-

Citroen, built by comedians

Honda, designed by children

etc, etc

Saab - designed by people who can't draw (ripped off from www.sniffpetrol.com)

[apache]

Fatboy said:

what about the other car adverts:-

Citroen, built by comedians

Honda, designed by children

etc, etc

Saab - designed by people who can't draw (ripped off from www.sniffpetrol.com)

er missed that one, damn, and I drive a Saab too, mind you the last 'proper Saab was the old 900 IMO

[DennisTheMenace]

The mitsushitty shogun gets up my nose for some reason i think the word joy being used in relation to a 2 ton peice of jacked up crap could be whywhat joy can you get from a shogun ? crap on road utterly useless off road , ive driven one on the farm and got well and truely up to the axles got a range rover (old style) and pulled it out

[incorrigible]

You can take the car out of the city

FFS its only a foot and a half long, why does it need reversing distance sensors

If you can't park a micra should you really be on the road ?

Fiesta, stay in more I reckon

[dave_s13]

Yeah that Fiesat one is just bloody laughable.
Its insulting that Ford think anyone in their right mind would make an effort to go for a drive in such a boring peice of cr@p.

[pdv6]

Micra: Sheap (... heap)