Chirac invites Mugable to Paris... WTF????
Chirac invites Mugable to Paris... WTF????
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CarZee

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13,382 posts

294 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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yep - you read it right.. this is an international disgrace.. Chirac should be dragged out in to the street and shot. Jambes de grenouilles munching twat..

www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/3020971?source=Evening%20Standard

Blair fury as Mugabe is invited to France

A new row erupted today between Tony Blair and President Chirac - after France sent a warm invitation to President Robert Mugabe to a Paris summit.

The invitation to next month's event flies in the face of the international effort, led by Britain, to make the Zimbabwe leader a global pariah because of his human rights abuses.

It also flouts a European Union visa ban on the Zimbabwe leadership.

The move was instantly condemned by Britain. International Development Secretary Clare Short told the Commons that it was just "not right". No10 and the Foreign Office were caught on the hop as it became clear that Britain had been neither consulted nor informed. The Tories demanded that Mr Blair wield the UK's veto to block the trip.

The row marks the latest slump in the extraordinary up-and-down relationship between Mr Blair and President Chirac. Last year saw an bizarre clash at a gathering of EU leaders when M Chirac, angered after tough exchanges over Iraq and EU farm prices, told Mr Blair he had never been spoken to so rudely.

M Chirac then called off a planned Anglo-French summit but, after conciliatory words from Mr Blair, the event will take place in two weeks.

On current plans, President Mugabe will stride onto the red carpet in Paris just two weeks later, an event that now threatens to blight any effort by Mr Blair and M Chirac to reconcile.
edited to say: D'oh... hate it when I mistype the title of the thread ...

JMGS4

8,905 posts

297 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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Perhaps (hopingly) the french invited him, to be able to shoot him down when "he invades french airspace"?????

raceboy

13,846 posts

307 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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Or they could take him for a ride in a Merc taxi though a tunnel?

CarZee

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294 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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raceboy said: Or they could take him for a ride in a Merc taxi though a tunnel?
good idea.. have they given Henry the Mild Mannered Lush his license back yet??

andyf007

863 posts

285 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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Ring the French Embassy and tell them he's planning on claimimg asylum when he gets there. True to form, they'll stick him on the first ferry across to us and then we can shoot the twat ourselves.

Oh, hang on, no we won't......

He'll get a house, car and all the trimmings.....

Bugger, plan would've worked too if it hadn't been for those meddling PC cnuts.

Andy

anonymous-user

81 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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CarZee said:

raceboy said: Or they could take him for a ride in a Merc taxi though a tunnel?
good idea.. have they given Henry the Mild Mannered Lush his license back yet??


Errr..Didn't he die in the crash?


CarZee

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13,382 posts

294 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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errrmm.. dunno.. didn't he survive it?

Oh well, who cares.. there are plenty more wine-soaked Frenchies available to career the bugger through Paris underpasses at 130MPH..

robkola

1,589 posts

291 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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Two top French jokes on us in a week!

Mugabe gets the thumbs uo and
Sangatte Version 2.0 opens!

Gotta hand it to them . . .

Blair will be holidaying in St. Tropez this summer no doubt!

granville

18,764 posts

288 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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How much more evidence do the idiots who support a Euro superstate need to ably demonstrate the whitewash it would undoubtedly be?

Let's stop doing an ostrich and realise the contempt Chirac and many of his countryfolk have for Blighty.

This isn't a xenophobic tirade 'cos I happen to adore 'Le France' but on a political level there is something quite deep seated about their attitude to us.

They often slate British arrogance; well, touche! What's the problem? Agincourt? Poitiers? Cresy? The Anglo-American ass saving exercise in 1944? The fact that we retained our monarchy?

You know, it's just the same as their disdain for what they see as the American cultural invasion via McD's, Coca Cola, Pizza Hut and Gawd knows how many other franchised global businesses. And how does Chirac respond to Dubya & Co re Iraq (whatever the rights & wrongs of military action?) - simple: he stands by his German buddy with a resolute proclamation of inaction.

That's about it; Europe: it's b*llocks - so let's make like a tree and get outta there...

JMGS4

8,905 posts

297 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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robkola said: Blair will be holidaying in St. Tropez this summer no doubt!


Naah, send him to Rhodesia to keep the boys in line, they'll chop him and then we've one pension less to pay.......

mr_tony

6,350 posts

296 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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This just smacks of 'tit-for-tat' diplomacy.

Chirac is using Mgbe to piss Blair off, IMHO to make the French point about their differences over Iraq. I predict nowt will come of it, apart from Blair looking a bit of a berk, and Mgbe getting to open his mouth on French TV and damn himself in the eyes of the French as he does so.

Well we can hope anyway....

Size Nine Elm

5,167 posts

311 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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robkola said: Two top French jokes on us in a week!

Mugabe gets the thumbs uo and
Sangatte Version 2.0 opens!

Gotta hand it to them . . .


Do you think Mugabe will try and get to Sangatte, and then sneak through the tunnel as an asylum seeker, saying it's dangerous for him in Zimbabwe?

apache

39,731 posts

311 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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gotta hand it to the French, they'll do whatever they want and to hell with the rules, why are we bothering with a European Community

rich1231

17,339 posts

287 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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Mmmm I dont think this is quite as it seems. Perhaps this is the initial rumblings of Mugabes muted resignation that his government have been pressing for.

Thom

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300 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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derestrictor said:You know, it's just the same as their disdain for what they see as the American cultural invasion via McD's, Coca Cola, Pizza Hut and Gawd knows how many other franchised global businesses.

Well, if you say this then I suppose there's nothing in your country worth being saved from the US's "cultural invasion".
What's wrong with trying to protect ourselves from the "merchandising civilisation"?
You might not undertsand this though, as you guys in Blighty are already completely rotten by this western metastasis - which is a real shame btw


That's about it; Europe: it's b*llocks - so let's make like a tree and get outta there...

It might be "b*llocks" but who's going to complain in a few tenths of years when the US will have gone bankrupted, stirring in their demise their european henchmen?

Anyway, back to topic: chirac is an a** and I cherish the day the police will come to his home to throw the thief/crook in jail for the rest of his miserable life

Edited: no offense intended Ernest, I still think you're a good guy

>> Edited by Thom on Wednesday 22 January 20:46

Qualia

154 posts

294 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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derestrictor said: How much more evidence do the idiots who support a Euro superstate need to ably demonstrate the whitewash it would undoubtedly be?



Or how much more efficient would european policy be if there was one truly pan-european approach as opposed to every little european "province" doing their own thing????

GregE240

10,857 posts

294 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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Thom, what a short memory your nation has. If it wasn't for Blighty and the mighty US, you'd have totally lost your culture and be speaking German.

Ungrateful bastards.

Thom

2,745 posts

300 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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GregE240 said:Ungrateful bastards.

The "ungrateful bastard" is just trying to tell you that we're no more in the late 30s.
It has nothing to do with you winning the war: the US are going down and you're following.

Anyway if the US hadn't seen financial interests in coming to Europe for WW2 we (maybe not you though) would certainly speak german today.



>> Edited by Thom on Wednesday 22 January 20:57

Qualia

154 posts

294 months

Wednesday 22nd January 2003
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Thom said: Anyway if the US hadn't seen financial interests in coming to Europe for WW2 we (maybe not you though) would certainly speak german today.



Und was waere daran so schlimm??

Only kidding, mate! Eternally grateful and all the rest of it...

ATG

23,562 posts

299 months

Thursday 23rd January 2003
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I hope to God there is some hidden and sensible agenda for Mugabe's visit ... if not, it is time to diplomatically nuke Chirac and insist that the rest of the EU joins in. If he is really prepared to play cross-channel politics with Zimbabwe, the bloody minded arrogance and irresponsibility of the man is beyond belief.

O/T
Thom ... I've never understood this ... why does French culture need "protecting" from American culture? Won't French culture survive on its own strength and merit if it superior to the American equivalent (which in many areas it obviously is)? French anti-Americanism seems paranoid to me.