Friday Fun O/T : The evil plan generator
Friday Fun O/T : The evil plan generator
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TheLemming

Original Poster:

4,319 posts

292 months

Friday 24th January 2003
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Something to keep you amused on a Friday.

Is developing your own plans for world domination a chore?

Presenting : the Evil Plan generator.

http://members.tripod.com/%7Emrpuzuzu/plan.html

Psychobert

6,318 posts

283 months

Friday 24th January 2003
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Something to keep you amused on a Friday.

Is developing your own plans for world domination a chore?

Presenting : the Evil Plan generator.

http://members.tripod.com/%7Emrpuzuzu/plan.html


Hey, I'm going to use that to develop my team's new business plan..

TheLemming

Original Poster:

4,319 posts

292 months

Friday 24th January 2003
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Psychobert said:

Something to keep you amused on a Friday.

Is developing your own plans for world domination a chore?

Presenting : the Evil Plan generator.

http://members.tripod.com/%7Emrpuzuzu/plan.html


Hey, I'm going to use that to develop my team's new business plan..


I have a sneaky suspicion that my current employers already did...

Podie

46,649 posts

302 months

Friday 24th January 2003
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hmm.... I got a "CGI error"... ooooh...

beano1197

20,854 posts

302 months

Friday 24th January 2003
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Hmm - someone's used this already.....

...you can choose to desecrate the World Trade Centre.

Don't go sending us secondhand goods, please

Apart from that this was definitely devised by my current, soon to be ex, employers.......

pbrettle

3,280 posts

310 months

Friday 24th January 2003
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Podie said: hmm.... I got a "CGI error"... ooooh...


Obviously your plans are just too much for the generator...

Cheers,

Paul

hansgerd

1,274 posts

311 months

Friday 24th January 2003
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate the Eiffel Tower. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.