Riddle for a Monday
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S2N

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6,314 posts

283 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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The range of 8 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling ready loosley for instant action.

It boasts a clump of little hairy things at one end, and small hole at the other.

In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.

Anyone found listening in will most surely recognise the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements.

When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, white, sticky substances, some of which will need cleaning from the outersurfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft.

After everything is done and the flowing andcleansing liquids have ceased emanting it is returned to its freely hanging state of willingness, ready for another bit of action, hopefully reahing its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.

WHAT AM I???????
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I will post the answer tomorrow morning if no-one gets it by then.......

smeagol

1,947 posts

312 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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I know but won't spoil it perhaps a seperate answer thread?

NikB

1,834 posts

293 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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He he, I like to look in the mirror when I use mine....

danhay

7,550 posts

284 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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Toothbrush?

Size Nine Elm

5,167 posts

312 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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Sounds a bit like a milk frother on a cappuchino machine...

[Podie mode]Or it could be a knob[/Podie Mode]

Ali_D

1,115 posts

312 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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a tooth brush? - what else could fit that descrption...

Rich-UK

1,431 posts

284 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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Toothbrush

Don

28,378 posts

312 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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Bog brush?

big_man

1,422 posts

291 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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toilet brush

Psychobert

6,318 posts

284 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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Size Nine Elm said: Sounds a bit like a milk frother on a cappuchino machine...

[Podie mode]Or it could be a knob[/Podie Mode]


Hairy bits? Mine has a little whisky tyoe arrangement that resembles an IUD and a most pleasurable vibrating action..

apache

39,731 posts

312 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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I dunno what it is but I don't feel up for a shag anymore

nubbin

6,809 posts

306 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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Yep, electric toothbrush. An excellent vibrator it makes as well!! (But watch the bristles!!)

mel

10,168 posts

303 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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a cock

ghosty o''shark

184 posts

288 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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Nice one Mel

joust

14,622 posts

287 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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Shush - sex on the brain you've got Mel

alan_driver

1,281 posts

285 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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big_man said: toilet brush


:worried:

plotloss

67,280 posts

298 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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mel said: a cock




Matt.

Cotty

42,146 posts

312 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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Ok I have seen the answer already but it could also be one of those brushes you use to clean cups and plates when washing the dishes. But without the fleshy bits

Gaffer

7,156 posts

305 months

Monday 3rd February 2003
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nubbin said: Yep, electric toothbrush. An excellent vibrator it makes as well!! (But watch the bristles!!)


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Angry Kid: Buzz off (its a little slow at the moment)

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