What to do when bored.

[deltaf]

Has anyone got ideas for how to alleviate total boredom?
What do YOU do to help break the tediom that occasionally breaks out?

Ive tried playing computer games, cant go swimming or cycling tonight, nowt on the box, dont wanna play the keyboard........(sighs)...had a drink but still piss bored......(sighs again)...cant go for a drive(had a drink).....cant even abuse meself...dam im so bored... HEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!!

[pss1]

Your booze isn't working properly!! Get some more and keep trying!!
Good luck... (also pissed and bored in Scotland)

Now after me

[PetrolTed]

Buy something useless on eBay

[clanger]

Buy a pair of really powerful, infrared night binoculars from govt surplus stores. The sights you can see are amazing I am reliably informed - especially if one lives in a built up area..

[308gt4]

PetrolTed said: Buy something useless on eBay

Ted, you're not helping

[pss1]

How about seeing if you can run around the outside of your house:
a) wrapped all over in Bacofoil
b) smeared in lard with yer undies on
c) starkers

...just a suggestion

[sadoksevoli]

1. Try drawing something
2. Make a stew of all the food in the house
3. Learn a new programming language
4. Try and find the most disgusting (but legal...) free porn material on the web
5. Watch your hard disk being defragged
6. Play Solitaire with Vegas scoring, draw one, keep score until you are either $1000 in the red or $500 in the black
7. Go for a walk - who kjnows what you might see or bump into plus exercise might be good
8. Get into bed, count sheep and wake up nice and early in the morning ready for a great Saturday
9. Err...thats it...for now

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>> Edited by sadoksevoli on Friday 7th February 22:40

[AJLintern]

Have an early night?

[alan_driver]

Chat up some lass in a chat room.
Or
erm,
go to bed early and spend time thinking about life. Think about this, does the universe ever end? it cant go on for ever, but.. it cant just stop, whats on the other side? just come to a big wall or something?
Im speaking crap aint I, oh well, slightly bored, not too much yet. Should be going out, but a slight cash flow problem, and work at 8am.

[pss1]

To make you really jealous, I am never bored on a Friday night. I live next to the worst pub in Scotland. I can be entertained by the slurred, threatening morons that drink there, why only the other day some bugger had a slash... through my letterbox. As decent PH-ers could I have a vote of sympathy?

[pies]

Take time to contemplate the meaning of life


Go warm up a Gatso

[alan_driver]

Go warm up a gasto - haha LMAO.
Sympathy about the pissing lout.

[pss1]

Thanks for the sympathy Alan, since we are both in this chat room... how about I chat you up? Only kiddin' (said in a really deep voice for comedy effect)

[PetrolTed]

pss1 said: To make you really jealous, I am never bored on a Friday night. I live next to the worst pub in Scotland. I can be entertained by the slurred, threatening morons that drink there, why only the other day some bugger had a slash... through my letterbox.

Hope you've fitted a mouse trap now...

[MoJocvh]

PetrolTed said:

pss1 said: To make you really jealous, I am never bored on a Friday night. I live next to the worst pub in Scotland. I can be entertained by the slurred, threatening morons that drink there, why only the other day some bugger had a slash... through my letterbox.

Hope you've fitted a mouse trap now...

wire the frigger to the mains (with a timer set to ensure only those at kicking out time "are in the frame" MoJo.

[jmorgan]

Do not ever think of getting the new Roller ball film out. Just tried to watch it and it is utter shite. When bored and a choice of this film and sawing your nose off, say goodbye to yer nose. More fun.

[angusfaldo]

delta

Get your skates on down to Hertfordshire and we can go hoon around in the Griff.

If we get it right we'll both be too scared to be bored for a month...

[deltaf]

Lmao! Some weird and wonderful suggestions /ideas from you guys..lololol.
Did the lard idea earlier Pss1, cant say it did much for me, or relations with the neighbours....come to think of it, stuff the neighbours...
Also did the free legal porn thing Sadoksevoli, i got a bad arm now, gee thanks for that..
Was gonna do the early night idea but did the free porn one first, so no sleep for me.....
Definetley need more drink, but dont want the copters....i hate that, dont you? Watching the same bloody articles keep goin round and round.....ooof, not good.
Keep em coming, i might pick a winner!LOLOLOL

ps, how bout chatting me up Pss?...on second thoughts...


>> Edited by deltaf on Friday 7th February 23:46

[sadoksevoli]

D'yer think PetrolTed'll let u post the urls - I've tried most of my own suggestions as I'm a little bored as well - trouble is can't find "decent" porn foul enough to get me going any more [basil brush ] boom boom [/basil brush]

I could tidy up my desk in my little office here....who knows what i might find in there...I daren't use up all the cling film and flora's no substitute for lard so i'm stuffed on that one...pour meself another drink and buy something i think.

[sadoksevoli]

Just thought of something else - go to www.jobserve.com, pick some of the most ludicrous, overpaid jobs and send them my CV with the most outlandish, misspelt covering letter - knowing my luck i'd probably get offered a job on monday.