Protection against kids

[alan_driver]

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
I prefer Firestone Radials 'for better grip in the wet'
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the
hardwork.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30
minutes
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Cuprinol condoms because "no one does wood more good"
Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

[Mrs Fish]

they are most excellent LOL

[Fer]

PistonHeads Condoms - Speed Matters!

(Sorry Ted! )

[whoozit]

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Presumably they're only effective if your name is Ron?