Can anyone beat this?
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I thought the 'Speed kills' brigade were providing us with some truly world-class numpties/lentilists, but it appears a Canadian couple have taken the prize.
Check this out:
www.canada.com/national/story.asp?id=%7BDE06E5E3-685B-4751-841C-FAB8B263AADD%7D
Check this out:
www.canada.com/national/story.asp?id=%7BDE06E5E3-685B-4751-841C-FAB8B263AADD%7D
sparkey said: Incredible !
I wonder if they also don't teach her to say "cut" or "bruise" or "fall over" or "hit by a fecking great bus" in case saying these words may cause her to become victims of thier meaning !
Arse.
You have to wait for the nexft grade for "fecking"
And how are tomorrows Canadians going to set their ignition timing
Presumably if they are allowed to teach about the wars it will be somethin like this:
And after a 4 day stand off they charged over the top of the trenches (which were centrally heated with hot running water and colour TV showing Jerry (fecking) Springer 24-7), and disagreed the people from Germany (cant say Nazi's) with huge pillows. They played for hours until the German pillows de-seamed and scattered feathers everywhere. The Germans surrendered realising their pillows were useless and they all sat around and had a nice cup of English tea while watching 'my mums my dads uncle and dates my boyfriend' on Jerry Springer.
>> Edited by trackdemon on Friday 14th February 11:25
And after a 4 day stand off they charged over the top of the trenches (which were centrally heated with hot running water and colour TV showing Jerry (fecking) Springer 24-7), and disagreed the people from Germany (cant say Nazi's) with huge pillows. They played for hours until the German pillows de-seamed and scattered feathers everywhere. The Germans surrendered realising their pillows were useless and they all sat around and had a nice cup of English tea while watching 'my mums my dads uncle and dates my boyfriend' on Jerry Springer.
>> Edited by trackdemon on Friday 14th February 11:25
Ya cant say weapon, attacked or fought trackdemon!
Youve got no rights to use those words!lmao!
Canadian spelling and grammar test Deltaf style:
Billy killed johnny with the:
1) Knife
2) Ak47
3) Uzi
4 Glock
5) Mp5
Sam gutted Glenda with a:
1) Club
2)Cricket bat
3)pillow
4)bowie
5)GUN
Pc i aint.
Youve got no rights to use those words!lmao!
Canadian spelling and grammar test Deltaf style:
Billy killed johnny with the:
1) Knife
2) Ak47
3) Uzi
4 Glock
5) Mp5
Sam gutted Glenda with a:
1) Club
2)Cricket bat
3)pillow
4)bowie
5)GUN
Pc i aint.
"I'm racking my brain trying to figure out why a seven-year-old would need to learn this word,"
What? Are there not SO MANY other words which need to be banned? Surely "gun" is well down the list.
I think the following words should be banned firstly:
1: GO
2: F
K
3: YOURSELF
4: YOU
5: INTERFERING
6: CT
What? Are there not SO MANY other words which need to be banned? Surely "gun" is well down the list.
I think the following words should be banned firstly:
1: GO
2: F
K 3: YOURSELF
4: YOU
5: INTERFERING
6: C
TThis is most amusing... Unfortunately these tw@ts live a few provinces away, so I can't go give them a good whack upside the head.
Hope Chloe doesn't ever need to call 911 to report a gun attack...
'He has some sort of death-bringing-fire-stick in his hand, I don't know what it is!!!'
It's funny, cause I own many, many guns, and they haven't jumped up and shot or beat on anyone, in fact, usually they just sit in their locked cabinet, I have yet to see a gun do any violence on it's own.
Lately Canada has gone rather gun PC crazy, with our new gun registration system, which it was just pointed out is costing taxpayers over 1 Billion dollars ($1,000,000,000!!) just to keep a database of who has which guns... and considering that pistols and other restricted weapons were already registered, this is just to add rifles, shotguns, etc.
Don't even get me started on the fcuking politicians who thought this shit up... I'm getting mad just thinking about it.
Then I think of that dumb cow in Ontario, and I laugh
Gary
Edited so I can make the smilies work right
>> Edited by gary_tholl on Friday 14th February 20:41
Hope Chloe doesn't ever need to call 911 to report a gun attack...
'He has some sort of death-bringing-fire-stick in his hand, I don't know what it is!!!'
It's funny, cause I own many, many guns, and they haven't jumped up and shot or beat on anyone, in fact, usually they just sit in their locked cabinet, I have yet to see a gun do any violence on it's own.
Lately Canada has gone rather gun PC crazy, with our new gun registration system, which it was just pointed out is costing taxpayers over 1 Billion dollars ($1,000,000,000!!) just to keep a database of who has which guns... and considering that pistols and other restricted weapons were already registered, this is just to add rifles, shotguns, etc.
Don't even get me started on the fcuking politicians who thought this shit up... I'm getting mad just thinking about it.
Then I think of that dumb cow in Ontario, and I laugh
Gary
Edited so I can make the smilies work right
>> Edited by gary_tholl on Friday 14th February 20:41
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