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An Italian man enters his favorite restuarant... While sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a table nearby.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly &sends it over to the woman saying, "This is from the gentleman at the table behind you". She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the gentleman....
The note read "For me to accept this bottle... you need to have a Mercedes in your garage... A million dollars in the bank...and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note the Italian man sends one of his own back to her...
"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, BMW 850 IL & Mercedes 560SEL in my garage... I have over 20 million dollars in the bank. Not even for a woman as beautiful as you... would I cut off 3 inches. Just send the bottle back.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly &sends it over to the woman saying, "This is from the gentleman at the table behind you". She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the gentleman....
The note read "For me to accept this bottle... you need to have a Mercedes in your garage... A million dollars in the bank...and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note the Italian man sends one of his own back to her...
"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, BMW 850 IL & Mercedes 560SEL in my garage... I have over 20 million dollars in the bank. Not even for a woman as beautiful as you... would I cut off 3 inches. Just send the bottle back.
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