Just seen my first Murcielago - WOW!!!
Discussion
Valentine's Day Delight: it was black (surely THE finish for this thing?), the owner, one Dwight Yorke.
Conclusion? THE ultimate motoring prescence bar none.
You simply cannot quantify the impact of this behemoth on the red blooded, male psyche.
(Well that's what me and the circling hoardes of fawning devotees thought.)
Conclusion? THE ultimate motoring prescence bar none.
You simply cannot quantify the impact of this behemoth on the red blooded, male psyche.
(Well that's what me and the circling hoardes of fawning devotees thought.)
Tell you what, geezers, one major thing that really stood out for me on this 'Audified' Lambo was the build quality; fit & finish.
Looks like Ingolstadt has finally mastered the black art of alchemy: they have clearly transmogrified a stock RS6 into a Bolognese devil.
Gentlemen, if any of you fancy a spot of 'Ocean's 11' to liberate one of these contraptions from the requisite dealership, count me in.
I will talk bollocks for several hours to the dealer principal whilst one/several of you lot tie up the staff, swipe the keys and then nip out the back way, leaving me to cunningly collapse, feigning some kind of embolism, at which point Ernest M can arrive in one of those swanky 5 star Yankee ambulances, replete with the correct quantity of celebratory Stella & Perignon in the back, served at the appropriate temperature by Heather Lockwhat'sshecalled.
Sensible, albeit slightly questionnable, policies for a happier automotive world.
I'm sure even the French would approve.
Looks like Ingolstadt has finally mastered the black art of alchemy: they have clearly transmogrified a stock RS6 into a Bolognese devil.
Gentlemen, if any of you fancy a spot of 'Ocean's 11' to liberate one of these contraptions from the requisite dealership, count me in.
I will talk bollocks for several hours to the dealer principal whilst one/several of you lot tie up the staff, swipe the keys and then nip out the back way, leaving me to cunningly collapse, feigning some kind of embolism, at which point Ernest M can arrive in one of those swanky 5 star Yankee ambulances, replete with the correct quantity of celebratory Stella & Perignon in the back, served at the appropriate temperature by Heather Lockwhat'sshecalled.
Sensible, albeit slightly questionnable, policies for a happier automotive world.
I'm sure even the French would approve.

derestrictor said: Gentlemen, if any of you fancy a spot of 'Ocean's 11' to liberate one of these contraptions from the requisite dealership, count me in.
...Ernest M can arrive in one of those swanky 5 star Yankee ambulances, replete with the correct quantity of celebratory Stella & Perignon in the back, served at the appropriate temperature by Heather Lockwhat'sshecalled....
mmmmmmmmm
..Heather Lockwhat'sshecalled:
ErnestM
Conclusion? THE ultimate motoring prescence bar none.
You simply cannot quantify the impact of this behemoth on the red blooded, male psyche.
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Sorry Deres
But I would argue that the Zonda C12s would stir my blood more, and if anyone were to buy the road going Speed 12 and drive that past me I might happen to have a seizure on the spot.
Don't get me wrong the Murceilago is a Beautiful vehicle, but not quite the one to really float the old boat.
PS: Lucky git tho getting to see one - not so many oop ere in't North!
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lime green one just before Xmas.
