Who didn't get any then???

[CarZee]

Come on .. own up.. who did all the Valentines Day crap and stil didn't get laid?

Mugs

(Not me BTW )

[psychobert]

off..

Of course, thats the danger of sending something anonymously.. Wonder who got the benefit?

:mumblemumble:

Que sera I suppose..

[Mad Dave]

On the contrary, im still recovering.

[whoozit]

Not only was it Valentine's Day on Friday, it was my birthday on Sunday.


Let's just say the Whoozette got to celebrate V-Day, I got to celebrate Steak and BJ Day.

[CarZee]

psychobert said: Of course, thats the danger of sending something anonymously.. Wonder who got the benefit?

The bloke who's bird you were trying to shark presumably

[Podie]

CarZee said:

psychobert said: Of course, thats the danger of sending something anonymously.. Wonder who got the benefit?

The bloke who's bird you were trying to shark presumably

you evil man CZ..!

[Fer]

Podie said:

you evil man CZ..!

]

and your point is?

[Agent006]

off

our third consecutive valentines day in different countries from each other.

[CarZee]

Agent006 said:our third consecutive valentines day in different countries from each other.

wot, no telephone sex?

[moleamol]

CarZee said:

Agent006 said:our third consecutive valentines day in different countries from each other.

wot, no telephone sex?

Again CarZee fk off. Not only was she in a different country she was thouroughly pissing me off. I think it may be time for a change

[psychobert]

CarZee said:

psychobert said: Of course, thats the danger of sending something anonymously.. Wonder who got the benefit?

The bloke who's bird you were trying to shark presumably

Don't think there is another bloke; just seems being single is preferable to being seen with me.. Bugger.. Obviously the offer of a squirt with my new waxoil kit wasn't tempting enough an offer..

Should have thought to arrange a back-up just in case..

[CarZee]

moleamol said: Again CarZee fk off. Not only was she in a different country she was thouroughly pissing me off. I think it may be time for a change

ooooh.. there are some sore losers here today

Edited to remove the suggestion that Molly is a wan**r

>> Edited by CarZee (moderator) on Monday 17th February 16:24

[psychobert]

CarZee, you incurable old romantic..

Nothing like a bit of compassion towards one's fellow man in times of need..

Absolutely nothing like it in fact..

[CarZee]

Ah.. I see.. frustrated PHers unite against the satiated aggressor

Molly - if you're thinking of ditching your Natalie Invertebrate lookalike, I'm sure there are a number of PHers who'd like first refusal..

You'd be much happier with a chip-barm eating, shell-suit wearing, sprogged-at-12 Wigan lass & you know it

[psychobert]

CarZee said:
Molly - if you're thinking of ditching your Natalie Invertebrate lookalike, I'm sure there are a number of PHers who'd like first refusal..

Ever thought of going into matchmaking? I hear Cilla is leaving Blindshag soon and there may still be an opening..

[CarZee]

psychobert said: Ever thought of going into matchmaking? I hear Cilla is leaving Blindshag soon and there may still be an opening..

"Ey up chuck.. I don't fancy yours much.. "

"Let's sit smirking on the sofa while last weeks tossers slag each other off.. "

You know .. it has appeal..

[psychobert]

CarZee said:

"Ey up chuck.. I don't fancy yours much.. "

"Let's sit smirking on the sofa while last weeks tossers slag each other off.. "

You know .. it has appeal..

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I had a feeling this would appeal to you.. Question is, were any fellow PHers to appear, would you steer them away from what I shall loosely describe as a Mungo special? Course you would..

:checksroofforsignsofpigsdroppingsandtrottermarks: