Vasectomy Day Today......

[PatHeald]

Wish me luck, folks.

At 15.45 I am due to have my very manhood ripped asunder.

Nervous......nah, course not.

[Podie]

Little more information than I needed whilst eating my brekkie...

[N17 TVR]

I've just put my sausage sandwich in the bin..............

Good luck !

[Mrs Fish]

Are you nervous?


Good Luck

[sadoksevoli]

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[S2N]

Good Luck!

I'll keep my legs crossed for you!

[rdhawkins]

Good luck Pat,

Had mine last year, its a snip!

Afterwards the nurse told me to take it easy over the weekend, put my feet up, watch telly, only get up to go to the loo etc. The wife was furious saying thay don't even tell you that when you've had a baby!

rob

[deltaf]

DONT DO IT!!!!!! aggggghhhh me nuts!

[Fer]

Edited to remove knob gag!

[goodlife]

Had one a couple of years back under local anesthesia which didn't work properly. As Dr reaches inside and clamps the vas...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... You f^%&ing Ba£$%rd.

After a bit more local, all went well.....

Hope you are having it under general.

[Terminator]

You bunch of wimps! I enjoyed mine so much when I had it done, that I'm considering having another one

Maybe it was because I went 'private' and particularly enjoyed it when the blonde nurse made sure everything was 'functioning' afterwards

[gnomesmith]

Probably too late now but I found the line, 'its always that size after I've been swimming' quite useful when I had mine.

ouch

[elanturbo]

Goog luck mate,... I'm still plucking up the courage.

[308gt4]

Pat,

When they say take it easy and other things, listen to them, I didn't and paid for it big time for over 2 weeks.

Was in agony and wanted to go back to clobber the doc but it was really my fault for not listening to him and carrying on as per normal schedule

I even started to drive home (50 miles) from the surgery but had to stop and let my mate drive I got into so much pain

[Tony Hall]

Doesn't hurt, unless the doc gets his thumbs caught between the bricks.

(Old jokes vol 6, page 211)

[farmboy]

Tony Hall said: Doesn't hurt, unless the doc gets his thumbs caught between the bricks.

(Old jokes vol 6, page 211)

barsteward. tea and keyboard interface.

[oversteer]

what do you want to be known as after the operation?

[PatHeald]

Thanks everyone!

Job done, no major traumas.

The hardest part was looking the (rather attractive) young nurse in the eye afterwards, when she gave me a scrotum sling and explained how it supported the testicles and stopped them from dangling....

Needless to say, I won't be wearing that.

Oddest bit was seeing the doctor use what looked just like a soldering iron to cauterize the tubes.

I saw smoke coming from my gonads but couldn't feel a thing.

I expect that the worst part of this is not being able to have a for 24 hours.

[Mrs Fish]

I'm glad all went smoothly for you, but smoke...

[SBD]

"Scrotum Sling" - just snorted (rather bloody hot actually) coffe down my nose. Class.