Dear friends,

[deltaf]

As i sit here typing this, half clattered on southern comfort and coke(hic) i have come to realise one thing, well two things actually, er, one, i am addicted to coming here to talk to you all, and two,.... i dunno what two was.......
Anyway,whats a geeza supposed to do when "addicted" to PH? is going around in my fuddled consciousness, and is there a treatment for it?
If there is no "cure" for such an addiction, i would ask for a volunteer...one please only need apply... to do the honourable thing and double tap me in the bonce, before digging me in to the compost heap.
Many thanx, and goodnight. hic

[apache]

looks like mungo's got competition happy hangover deltaf

[mybrainhurts]

There are new EU regulations governing compost heaps.

This is serious stuff.

I trust you comply, deltaf?

What else did you say.........?