Is your glass half full or half empty?

[CarZee]

Not only is my glass half empty, it still has lipstick on the rim from the previous imbibant.
CarZee's Chinese Misfortune Cookies #76

Edit: (Is it obvious I was bored in the car on the way home? )

[Don]

In the heat of the moment - the wise man drinks cool beer.

[CarZee]

Man who uses screen wash with the roof off truly knows the secret of a frothy head

[ultimapaul]

Don said: In the heat of the moment - the wise man drinks cool beer.

But he don't eat the yellow snow!

[Don]

Whilst travelling life's road the wise man maintains distance between himself and the screen-wash numpty in front.

[minimax]

when overtaking, the lowest gear is never enough?
ok, ok,

:hidesheadandwaitsforflak:

[ultimapaul]

Cheer up Carzee, are things really that grim? Still, could be worse. Instead of lippy on your glass, you could have skiddies on your bar stall!

[donatien]

Red sky at night, V8 delight

Ice in the morning, Griff all over the bloody place

[mybrainhurts]

Mine's empty..........whose round is it?

[apache]

Confucius say 'man who eats meat and peas on same plate is unhygienic'

these days my glass is mostly being half empty, but soon my cup will runneth over

[jondokic]

You would have to ask my urologist.

[LisaG]

Depends on whose round it is

[farmboy]

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

[pies]

Having just read the redundency thread mines overflowing

[robp]

donatien said: Red sky at night, V8 delight

Quality

[DennisTheMenace]

man who stand on street corner with hand in pocket can feel cocky all day

[Don]

donatien said: Red sky at night, V8 delight

Ice in the morning, Griff all over the bloody place

Total Quality...LOL!

[CarZee]

ultimapaul said: Cheer up Carzee, are things really that grim?

Not at all.. artistic license, dear boy... everything's looking remarkably peachy at the moment, actually

[plotloss]

The technician in me wants to say that the glass is larger than it needs to be...



Matt.

[CarZee]

plotloss said: The technician in me wants to say that the glass is larger than it needs to be...

that would be the accountant in you. The technician in you would have the other half of the water in a redundant glass, each glass able to handle the workload of both

>> Edited by CarZee (moderator) on Tuesday 4th March 22:57