RE: Ye Gods: lightning strikes twice with 950hp XM
RE: Ye Gods: lightning strikes twice with 950hp XM
Tuesday 29th July

Ye Gods: lightning strikes twice with 950hp XM

G-Power reveals perfectly timed, one-off version of BMW standalone SUV


You wait all month for preposterously tuned German performance cars to pop up, and then two arrive on the same day. Granted, we’re talking about a different end of the lollipop here: the Brabus 1000 is the result of its maker throwing the kitchen sink at the Mercedes-AMG GT 63 S E Performance. G-Power’s effort has not required nearly as much heavy lifting. Also, it centres on the BMW XM, which, despite being that rare thing (a standalone model), is not among the firm’s greatest hits. Or indeed its B sides. We’re talking lead balloon. 

As is traditional for BMW in this decade, this has more to do with the way it looks than the way it drives - and G-Power could hardly be expected to solve that colossal failing. But for the purposes of showing off its technical nous, the tuner wrestled additional power from the combination of 4.4-litre V8 and plug-in hybrid system. In fact, with nothing more cumbersome than a more extreme software calibration, it has arrived at a claimed 950hp and 1,033lb ft of torque as a combined total - this for a car that boasted 650hp at launch in 2023

In point of fact, G-Power considers the car a one-off, but reasons that the adjustments it has made to the V8’s boost pressure, ignition timing, and fuel mapping will remind potential customers that it already offers a Stage 1 (850hp) and Stage 2 (900hp) packages for the XM - while also pointing to an upcoming variant that will exceed 1,000hp with the addition of a bespoke exhaust system (the 950hp demonstrator currently making do sports downpipes alone). 

The question of why, precisely, you’d want so much power in a gargantuan SUV is as valid as ever - especially one riding on 23-inch forged wheels - although G-Power is also at pains to remind discerning viewers that the upgrades are also available to owners of the current M5, which of course features a variation of the same hybrid powertrain. The thought of nearly 1,000hp in that two-and-a-half-tonne car is arguably more invigorating than the XM. Although if you’re inclined to go back to reading about the new M3 CS Touring, with half as much power, we’d certainly understand…


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Galsia

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207 months

Tuesday 29th July
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I wish that the Online Safety Act blocked me from seeing this piece of st...

jimothyc

681 posts

101 months

Tuesday 29th July
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Well that's the complete opposite of polishing a turd if ever I've seen it

rossub

5,248 posts

207 months

Tuesday 29th July
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Thank fk it’s a one off

ex-devonpaul

1,498 posts

154 months

Tuesday 29th July
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Did someone put a trampoline under the Ugly Tree when they dropped that through it?

DuffACL

8 posts

35 months

Tuesday 29th July
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Rocking the "coming to a drug deal near you" chic....

Please stop it.

ChocolateFrog

32,587 posts

190 months

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Full on Gulzer spec that one. yikes

Smint

2,501 posts

52 months

Tuesday 29th July
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Hell utter vile hell, comes under the heading of what has been seen cannot be unseen.

Chris Stott

17,283 posts

214 months

Tuesday 29th July
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fk me… Surely the worst looking BMW of all time?

Vile.


macron

12,058 posts

183 months

Tuesday 29th July
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ChocolateFrog said:
Full on Gulzer spec that one. yikes
:ROFL:

Think it was Gulzar, shame he left.

Anyway at least it's quick, you don't have to look at it for long!

YouTuber specials FTW!

dibblecorse

7,158 posts

209 months

Tuesday 29th July
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ChocolateFrog said:
Full on Gulzer spec that one. yikes
True, but you at least had to admire his commitment to the cause ..... I miss him ....

Dave Hedgehog

15,312 posts

221 months

Tuesday 29th July
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this has not so much been hit wuth the ugly stick more the ugly bus

biggbn

27,997 posts

237 months

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Love it!! Not that colour scheme admittedly, in any dark monotone colour I think that would be epic!!

mrclav

1,629 posts

240 months

Tuesday 29th July
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That engine bay is lovely lick

Watcher of the skies

903 posts

54 months

Tuesday 29th July
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My God. I thought the only orange turd was Donald Trump, seems I was wrong.

Mark H

49 posts

287 months

Tuesday 29th July
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I thought it was a Lego model to start with ......

andyj007

415 posts

195 months

Tuesday 29th July
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Thats is disgraceful thats such utter complete st has been designed .. OMG its awful! what shild buys this , id be ashamed to associate with a pratt that owns this monstrosity!!

andyj007

415 posts

195 months

Tuesday 29th July
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biggbn said:
Love it!! Not that colour scheme admittedly, in any dark monotone colour I think that would be epic!!
i get it your 12 years old or something, you will grow out of it dont worry ,, girls will come along soon

Yahonza

2,866 posts

47 months

Tuesday 29th July
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A vulgar bling thing.

fantheman80

2,118 posts

66 months

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"...this has more to do with the way it looks than the way it drives - and G-Power could hardly be expected to solve that colossal failing."

Solve it no, but they didnt need to make it worse.

valiant

12,571 posts

177 months

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I like the colour but everything else needs burning with fire.