Guilty secrets...
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biggbn

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28,448 posts

238 months

Yesterday (06:27)
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What cars do you like but cannot really justify, or your love of them simply defies conventionally held opinion? I have rather eclectic taste so will keep my list quite short as I could rattle on and on...

I would love a late model Vauxhall Insignia GSi, petrol or diesel, no preference. They are not that quick but I love the way they look and the vast cabin...they just seem 'old school', and I love a big Vauxhall...

Volvo V60 Polestar, but the 4 pot turbo/supercharged job. I'd have one of these over any equivelant quick Audi or BMW and bask in the knowledge I am in an inferior car...but I just love them...

Nissan 370z Nismo. Over a Cayman? Or Z4? Yes, all day, every day. Old school charm, kids sketch book styling, big old bruiser likely poorer in every way to the competition but I don't WANT the competition...

Porsche Boxster 718...but in base four pot spec. My dream porsche. And I don't know why.


That's four to go on with, there are many, many more, but I feel so much better after this brief confession...

Heaveho

6,464 posts

192 months

Yesterday (07:26)
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Corrado VR6. Already put myself through this trauma once, in the early 2000s when bits were relatively easy to obtain. Just as well, as it was easily the most unreliable car I’ve ever owned. I can’t imagine how much more difficult it would be to maintain now, but for sheer FWD handling and a lovely engine note, I’d have another go.

Lotus Elan M100. A late series 2 car, as they have about 100 improvements over the earlier cars, but they still sound like a ballache to own. Don’t care, however annoyed I’ll be with myself, I need to get it out of my system.

Widebody Mitsubishi Starion Turbo. I’m starting to get an unhealthy obsession with these, and my Boxster S may well be the victim of circumstances should I find the right car, and space be required.

Another Lexus IS-F. No justification required, a brilliant, none obvious choice compared to the competition.

Bill

56,419 posts

273 months

Yesterday (07:55)
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biggbn said:
Volvo V60 Polestar

Nissan 370z Nismo.
Heaveho said:
Corrado VR6.

Lotus Elan M100.

Widebody Mitsubishi Starion Turbo.

Another Lexus IS-F.
Perfectly reasonable, if eclectic IMO.

biggbn said:
Vauxhall Insignia GSi

Porsche Boxster 718 4 pot.
Ok, this is odd!! biggrin

The nearest to a guilty secret I have is a massive desire for an F-type (in a few years when the kids don't need transporting everywhere...) but thinking I should just get an ND MX5 as they're almost as good looking and much cheaper to run.

Triumph Man

9,226 posts

186 months

Yesterday (08:01)
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I have a liking for the Rover 800 and 75...

PartsMonkey

323 posts

155 months

Yesterday (08:27)
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P38 Range Rover. They were crap new and they’re worse now but there’s something about them, especially the special editions like the Holland and Holland and the Overfinchs back when they shoehorned V8 Chevy engines under the bonnet.

Lincoln LS. I know it’s just aJag S-Type underneath but the LS the closest thing in terms of looks to the Sentinel from Grand Theft Auto III.

Toyota Land Cruiser 70 series. Expensive and probably a massive pain both logistically and financially to maintain but it could be the last car I ever buy.

I also echo OP’s statement on the Insignia.


Familymad

1,452 posts

235 months

Yesterday (08:29)
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Heaveho said:
Corrado VR6. Already put myself through this trauma once, in the early 2000s when bits were relatively easy to obtain. Just as well, as it was easily the most unreliable car I ve ever owned. I can t imagine how much more difficult it would be to maintain now, but for sheer FWD handling and a lovely engine note, I d have another go.

Lotus Elan M100. A late series 2 car, as they have about 100 improvements over the earlier cars, but they still sound like a ballache to own. Don t care, however annoyed I ll be with myself, I need to get it out of my system.

Widebody Mitsubishi Starion Turbo. I m starting to get an unhealthy obsession with these, and my Boxster S may well be the victim of circumstances should I find the right car, and space be required.

Another Lexus IS-F. No justification required, a brilliant, none obvious choice compared to the competition.
Corrado VR6 for me too. My uncle owned dealer 810 in Cumbria and I saw the last Storm (Green with beige) they had for sale sitting for months unsold and un reg. it went in the end but I loved that thing.

Will add Polo G40 to the list too.

Ian_SW

892 posts

103 months

Yesterday (08:44)
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For a reason I can't explain, the Juke Nismo has a strange appeal to me, though not enough to actually buy one yet!

I think its mostly the idea that something thought to be awful is actually surprisingly good.

blue_haddock

4,619 posts

85 months

Yesterday (08:52)
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Triumph Man said:
I have a liking for the Rover 800 and 75...
Even when they were brand new and i was a teenager the 800 coupe always seemed like a nice place to be.

I also love the renault avantime after having one as a demonstrator for a couple of weeks.

90CHPAXL

1,188 posts

121 months

Yesterday (08:54)
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Will +1 a 370, always tickled my fancy but I cant justify it.

Young lad in my area has just got one, and I cant help but drool over it.

Alas I don't have room in my life for a 2 seater unless I come into significant money!

Soloman Dodd

514 posts

60 months

Yesterday (08:59)
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Landrover Evoque.

Bill

56,419 posts

273 months

Yesterday (08:59)
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Soloman Dodd said:
Landrover Evoque.
Good call actually, I'd have a convertible... eek

Muzzer79

12,430 posts

205 months

Yesterday (09:09)
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It's been my guilty secret for a long time....

A Mk4 Escort or Orion.

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I know they're crap......perhaps it's a nostalgia thing from being a kid - my Mum had an Orion and I lusted after an Escort RS Turbo.

I just want one.....no idea why.

geeks

10,714 posts

157 months

Yesterday (09:11)
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Zafira GSi, don't need one, I know the reputation of such things on PH, I know they are likely terrible, don't really know why but I have always wanted one.

DKS

1,816 posts

202 months

Yesterday (09:14)
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Proof I definitely don't feel the need to keep up with the Joneses!
125bhp 1.8 with heated seats, AC and cruise.

I like the idea of a mechanically simple point and squirt thing that I don't need to be precious about and I can fix anything on it for buttons. I don't think they rot, metal roof seems to work on most I see for sale for under £1k. I know for sure there are approx. 1,000,000 other cars that fit that description, but my background and stupid brand loyalty mean I keep looking at these on Marketplace.

getmecoat

Clad-Hach

130 posts

6 months

Yesterday (09:17)
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Back in the day when these were curent cars mine was a Capri 2.8 Injection Special, I found a nice low miles red one that I could afford to buy...but insuring it was a different matter, so I never had one.

fflump

2,592 posts

56 months

Yesterday (09:20)
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Always wanted a mark 4 Honda Prelude even now when they are not that fast and have a ghastly interior. Could never afford one when I was younger. The other guilty secret is my lust for a Ferrari 612 which most people seem to despise along with a manual 456. My other guilty secret was a Flying Spur but I scratched that itch and it’s now a guilty pleasure.

anyoldcardave

1,068 posts

85 months

Yesterday (09:23)
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geeks said:
Zafira GSi, don't need one, I know the reputation of such things on PH, I know they are likely terrible, don't really know why but I have always wanted one.
I can understand this having accidently owned one, it was a main agent part ex deemed scrap. Which really means the person in charge saw no value in sending it to auction and they had given 200 quid or less for it.

It seems there are plenty of people who think the same, after giving it a good thrashing for a few days I advertised it for a very sensible price, it was paid for unseen including a delivery charge 30 minutes later. My email went into overdrive.

I thought it was a lot of fun for not a lot of money, well specced quick thing for the family lol, cannot be any worse than a hot hatch to own ?

Lotobear

8,248 posts

146 months

Yesterday (09:37)
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I've always lusted after a Lotus Elite type 14 and I don't feel remotely guilty about that, I mean why would you not?



A BMW CSL is also on the lust list

QBee

21,897 posts

162 months

Yesterday (09:39)
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A properly sorted 1960s Mini Cooper S.
I learnt to drive in one, my parent's rally car when I was 15 and loved it to bits.
1330 cc Broadspeed converted, just about reached 100 mph wuth everything shaking.
I learnt to drive proper at 17 in an 848cc Mini, PNU 315E.

The only other car that came close to Mini handling for me was a Peugeot 205.

For about the next 25 years I compared the drive of every car I owned or drove to the Minis, and was left feeling short changed.
Right up to the day I part exchanged my Renault Safrane for a 5 year old Lexus LS 400 mark 1 in 1995.
The rear wheel drive and the smooth 4 litre V8 were a world apart from anything else I had driven up to then.

I have driven a Mini some distance since then, a 1988 Mini in 2001.
I managed to get from Cambridge to Birmingham in appaling traffic and dire weather before actually falling out of the car at a service station on the M6 due to severe cramp in my left leg.

So I hanker after both an old style Mini or a Lexus 400/430/460 now, but the answer has to be no.
Comfort for a now 72 year old frame being lacking from the Mini, and the lack of a dog department in the Lexus.
All my cars now have to have a dog department, though the back seat of the Mini plus a harness could do at a pinch.

biggbn

Original Poster:

28,448 posts

238 months

Yesterday (09:43)
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Bill said:
Good call actually, I'd have a convertible... eek
Love the Evoque soft top...and the T-Roc convertible.


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