I've heard of crap cars but never crapping in a car

[mobile chicane22]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1l92yv4mydo

[Monkeylegend]

That's only on the bog standard models though.

[mobile chicane22]

Monkeylegend said:

That's only on the bog standard models though.

Exactly how I wanted this thread to go,, sir I salute you

[J4CKO]

Something about a Dump Valve ?

[Monkeylegend]

Well apparently the designers started with a clean sheet and went from there.

[snuffy]

That's clever. They have invented the potty.

[lornemalvo]

The irony being they're designed for electric cars which, as yet, need periodic stops.

[Huzzah]

From the inventors of the longest traffic jams.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_National_Highw...

[Zetec-S]

Does it come fitted with a Chicago Sunroof?

[vikingaero]

I'm filing a patent on a toilet for the drivers seat - a flap that opens up and discharges directly onto the road, so you can poop and drive at the same time. Not sure what I'm going to do if you don't crimp out satisfyingly clean ones and need to wipe, but the bonus is that you can have a nice breeze on your bits.

[John D.]

Daily stter.

[Hoofy]

What a crap idea.

[Monkeylegend]

The Yanks have already solved this problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzyZCJhQqJU

[languagetimothy]

good option to tick if youre feeling flush.

I wonder if its mentioned on the log book?

[Scrump]

Modern cars come with an ever increasing number of drive modes:
Sport mode
Track mode
Eco mode
And now
Com mode

[Hoofy]

Scrump said:

Modern cars come with an ever increasing number of drive modes:
Sport mode
Track mode
Eco mode
And now
Com mode

[snuffy]

The film Idiocracy is coming true. Where people are too lazy/stupid to get out of their car for a dump.

Humanity is doomed.

[911Spanker]

What utter joy it must be to be an engineer...

[MDMA .]

Tanned interior on that model.

[FiF]

Well rally navigators have been equipped with a Poti for years.

For those who didn't know