Noone parked in front of my drive today

[AirIThais]

Hi,

Noone is parked in front of my drive today. What should I do?

[GingerWizard]

drink enough larger to build your self a tin can fort...... then hide out.

[iOversteer]

Do you think you will be able to go to work on Monday?

[Zwoelf]

Restore the balance, go and park across someone else's.

[B'stard Child]

AirIThais said:

Hi,

Noone is parked in front of my drive today. What should I do?

Mail me your address - I could do with some additional parking - I'll leave the car unlocked and a trolley jack in the boot should you need to go out

[BDR529]

Take the week off, there is simply no other option.

[pacman06]

Print off some strongly worded A4 sized warnings just in case! (make sure all in CAPS!) don't forget to charge up camera, flash to death the drive blocking person/s.


(be pro-active and book next 2 weeks off work to whinge on internets message bb forum boards)

[iva cosworth]

Custard or STFU

There must be a local PHer who can help you into a predicament

[weezb]

AirIThais said:

Hi,

Noone is parked in front of my drive today. What should I do?

1. Get your OH heavily pregnant, then take her to one of those out-of-town retail emporiums and get her to antagonise some pick-up-trucks/4x4s/SUVs while they are attempting to park.
2. Wait for fuse to ignite
3. Profit???

[Zwoelf]

weezb said:

AirIThais said:

Hi,

Noone is parked in front of my drive today. What should I do?

1. Get your OH heavily pregnant, then take her to one of those out-of-town retail emporiums and get her to antagonise some pick-up-racks/4x4s/SUVs while they are attempting to park.
2. Wait for fuse to ignite
3. Profit

[BDR529]

goldblum said:

WTF?? Someone's parked in the drive of the house across from me! AND I know whose bloody car it is!

Why aren't you outside shouting at their house!? Useless!

[BDR529]

I am so not editing my quote to cater for your edit.

[goldblum]

oops

[BDR529]

Oh so you just delete it now, fk you goldblum!!!

[goldblum]

Y'know when I think about it that car's been there on and off for about a year now,I've no idea what car the owner of the house drives but he must be getting

fed up.

[BDR529]

I haven't even got a drive, I am free from such issues


Although everytime I hear a noise outside I have to make sure it's not my car being set alight..

[dudleybloke]

its not peter noone is it?
could be a hermans hermits reunion going on!!!!

[TheStoat]

AirIThais said:

Hi,

Noone is parked in front of my drive today. What should I do?

Build a fort as mentioned and once safely inside spend your time praying for and thinking of the children/kittens/puppies. Your sort of predicament signals the arrival of the four horsemen of the apocalypse at the very least...

[MrDarkBlack]

His car?

The Internet said:

Peter Noone (born Peter Blair Denis Bernard Noone, 5 November 1947, Davyhulme, Manchester) is an English singer-songwriter, guitarist, pianist and actor, best known as "Herman" of the successful 1960s rock group Herman's Hermits.

[Pints]

AirIThais said:

Hi,

Noone is parked in front of my drive today. What should I do?

There wasn't a car in front of your house at 1.28 this morning. With 22 and a half hours to go, you may very well have spoken too soon.