Funniest sticker / name seen on a car / vehicle?

[testosteronefuelledmeathead]

Used to be a kebab van in Southwark called: Jason Doner Van.

Or introducing a friends House Name she never let him put up:

Any other funnies?

Edited by testosteronefuelledmeathead on Thursday 25th January 14:58

[Filton-flyer]

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Used to be a kebab van in Southwark called: Jason Doner Van.

Any other funnies?

There's one in Bristol too

[testosteronefuelledmeathead]

Oh that's brilliant ! a chain !

[Filton-flyer]

I recently saw a builders van with "I'm on a booster seat" scrawled in the dirt on the back.
Not particularly offensive but it made me chuckle, as I had a mental image of a "vertically challenged" guy driving it, with his colleagues taking the p1ss.
(sorry no pics)

[Pothole]

I've deleted the picture but there used to be a bloke parked in my road in Kettering (shudders) who made and fitted window blinds, using the moniker "The Blind Man". He had stickers on his car saying "this car is driven by a blind man".

[M1C]

Probably seen the land over but i've seen, drawn in the muck on the back of a typical transit van:

"I wish my wife was this dirty"

then somebody else had written

" she is "

[Spx]

“Match debating all over the uk”

a sticker from Talksport on my van shortly before it blew up

[MorganP104]

Spx said:

“Match debating all over the uk”

a sticker from Talksport on my van shortly before it blew up

I'm definitely not getting a Talksport sticker, if they blow vehicles up.

Thanks for the advice - usually, I like a good radio station sticker, but I'll be steering well clear in future.

[daddy cool]

Not "hilarious" and unlikely to appeal much on PH, but I like it when I see these:

[jonvw84]

Had this one made up for my old scirocco when I had the 16V dropped in it

[J4CKO]

My builder was saying about a group of Sikh Builders he had come across, their van said "

"You have tried the Cowboys, now try the Indians"

[kelevra]

Written on the back of a dirty transit van ‘only tool in this van is the driver’.

[testosteronefuelledmeathead]

J4CKO said:

My builder was saying about a group of Sikh Builders he had come across, their van said "

"You have tried the Cowboys, now try the Indians"

Loving that remember this lot

[TimmyMallett]

Yes, that is me in the reflection and yes, I am lovely.

[MBZ 6]

On a car years ago in Huddersfield

SADDLEWORTH AND DISTRICT
CABBAGE GROWERS AND
FERRET APPRECIATION SOCIETY

Which is good because you do not need to own a Ferret you just have to appreciate them

[Gary29]

At the risk of sounding like a miserable old (I am one) not one of these is remotely funny.

[Byker28i]

Porsche Carerra in Prague with the number plate Dic-Tator

TVR Cerbera with "Limited to 190mph, please pass" written on the bottom on the rear number plate.

[testosteronefuelledmeathead]

MBZ 6 said:

On a car years ago in Huddersfield

SADDLEWORTH AND DISTRICT
CABBAGE GROWERS AND
FERRET APPRECIATION SOCIETY

Which is good because you do not need to own a Ferret you just have to appreciate them

Spat tea all over my laptop now

[healeyneil]

Used to be a company called M Pyre builders.

[h0b0]

MBZ 6 said:

On a car years ago in Huddersfield

SADDLEWORTH AND DISTRICT
CABBAGE GROWERS AND
FERRET APPRECIATION SOCIETY

Which is good because you do not need to own a Ferret you just have to appreciate them

Having grown up in Saddleworth I am not surprised.

I did google the sticker to see if I knew any members and it looks like they have given up on cabbages and moved to turnips.

"The Saddleworth Ferret Breeders & Turnip Growers Association (Affiliated) will be holding its 20th Anniversary ‘Rat Catchers’ dinner in Greenfield in April."