Longleat - monkey drive through, do PH go in?
Longleat - monkey drive through, do PH go in?

Poll: Longleat - monkey drive through, do PH go in?

Total Members Polled: 214

No way my car is my Pride and joy: 31%
Cannot afford to repair the damage: 6%
It’s only a car : 12%
Only morons would take their car in: 29%
We look and laugh seeing others cars ruined : 16%
It’s a company car who cars: 2%
We run an utter shed don’t even service: 5%
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Welshbeef

Original Poster:

49,633 posts

229 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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Went to Longleat and saw the high number of cars really damaged by the monkeys.

Roof boxes broken
Wipers bent
Ariel pulled off
Where did that wing mirror go

Monkeylegend

29,584 posts

262 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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Did any of that happen to yours?

Welshbeef

Original Poster:

49,633 posts

229 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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No - skipped the drive through, was tempted but saw damage on cars no thanks.

Monkeylegend

29,584 posts

262 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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I must have missed you then hehe

I would never take my car through I know what monkeys are capable of.

Thankyou4calling

11,040 posts

204 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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I only go to the Mara or Amboseli. Tsavo is ok but a bit barren.

£2 to get in and no monkeys. Lots of baboons though.

BigMon

6,452 posts

160 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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No chance. We sat outside and watched through the fence as they trashed everything that went through.

Given I was in a 1988 T25 that needed no assistance in falling apart I decided against it.

rich350z

367 posts

193 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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We went through in our old Qashqai so weren't too bothered. It has the panoramic roof so when they were sat on it we had a great view.... Our 7 year old loved it!

We only saw one damaged car where they pulled out a parking sensor.

Much more exciting was the tiger enclosure. We were 1 car behind an old camper van, the children in it were stood at a full length (plastic) window looking out. One of the tigers came running out and jumped at it at quite some pace. The van really rocked, the children were screaming. About 15 seconds later the rangers came tearing along hornes beeping and quickly positioned themselves between the tiger and van. They were then escorted out, overtaking all the other cars.

cuprabob

19,907 posts

245 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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Welshbeef said:
Ariel pulled off
Never realised Monkeys used soap powder smile

The Rotrex Kid

35,137 posts

191 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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I did last time but winced all the way through. Luckily the monkeys took more notice of the battered L200 in front of us which they summarily dismembered hehe

anonymous-user

85 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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anonymous said:
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normalbloke

9,000 posts

250 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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We went in my wife’s S2000 so obviously we had to get on the bus. Much better experience, it takes a better route than the cars, and you get to laugh mockingly at the other cars getting savaged. With hindsight I’d do the bus anyway.

skeeterm5

4,610 posts

219 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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anonymous said:
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One of my cars has wing mirrors…….

Doofus

34,634 posts

204 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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skeeterm5 said:
anonymous said:
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One of my cars has wing mirrors…….
So you don't go into the monkey enclosure then?

skeeterm5

4,610 posts

219 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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Doofus said:
So you don't go into the monkey enclosure then?
Very true!

Hoofy

80,169 posts

313 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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normalbloke said:
We went in my wife’s S2000 so obviously we had to get on the bus. Much better experience, it takes a better route than the cars, and you get to laugh mockingly at the other cars getting savaged. With hindsight I’d do the bus anyway.
Probably cheaper whatever they charge given the cost to replace a wing or door mirror or whatever people are choosing to call those things!

Mr E

23,098 posts

290 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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Took the alfa through. Monkeys pulled the rear wiper off.
Took the saab through. Monkeys did nothing, the deer had a ruck next to us and put a scratch the length of the car.
Took the lotus, they refused to let us in. The bus is more fun anyway.

The bus follows a European RV thing, the moneys were in every access door and flap. Two of them ate the foam seat of the bike on the back. The bus driver/commentator was laughing so hard he could barely drive.

vikingaero

13,548 posts

200 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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Our Mazda 5 ended up with a chewed aerial. The car in front lost the wipers, but on one occasion I saw a car have all its longitudinal roof trims, window trims and windscreen trims pulled off - much has cost hundreds in parts.

Welshbeef

Original Poster:

49,633 posts

229 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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Got to wonder if it starts to rain and decision to go into monkey has resulted in wipers and wiper arms ripped off how do you get home?

AA/RAC

Monkeylegend

29,584 posts

262 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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I think you would be wise to check the weather forecast before you go, they are pretty accurate nowadays.

Any hint of rain, either take a spare set of wiper blades or don't go.

You could always switch your wiper blades on max speed and the water jets on continuous and watch the little buggers get wet trying to catch them.

covmutley

3,384 posts

221 months

Sunday 10th April 2022
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I went through it but do what I can to dodge them and keep them off. It's actually quite good fun. Had 1 or 2 on,but did no harm.