Could you imagine…

[beerok]

…. If all of the PH dogmatic, argumentative, self opinionated and completely unreasonable people were asked to come together to design their ideal car, inc design, engine, features etc ….

All in one room without being allowed to leave until the car was complete and agreed…..

How peaceful the world would be without them ?

😉

[ziggy328]

Might be a little beige though

[Cold]

A two seater roadster estate that can fit five people, with a high revving V8 diesel and a manual automatic gearbox.

[Monkeylegend]

The Imagine.

[paradigital]

Cold said:

A two seater roadster estate that can fit five people, with a high revving V8 diesel and a manual automatic gearbox.

You forgot the ability to travel 800 miles on a single charge.

[Finglescave]

[anonymous-user]

It would be an un-manufacturable white heffalump that wouldn't drive very well costing more than the national debt with no one taking the can for it.

Sounds very much like a Government procurement contract.

[Leins]

Well now that BMW has decided to build an M3 Touring, I’m not sure the group would know what to come up with. Maybe they could use this time away as an excuse why they didn’t buy one!

[Silvanus]

No one would ever agree, people would start arguing and fighting. It would descend into chaos and the thread would get locked. People are incapable of agreeing about cars on PH.

[shih tzu faced]

There’d actually be no trouble at all. If they actually met up IRL, all these internet hard case gobsh!tes would be as nice as ninepence to each other. It’d be all… pleased to meet you, ooohh I love you car, let me just lick that dog turd off your shoe, three bags full sir… etc etc

Our dog reckons he’s hard as nails round other dogs as long as he’s safely on his lead. Let him off for a bit of freedom and he just shuffles about pretending to sniff the grass and refuses any eye contact til they’ve gone away. Similar sort of thing. Makes me laugh.

[beerok]

shih tzu faced said:

There’d actually be no trouble at all. If they actually met up IRL, all these internet hard case gobsh!tes would be as nice as ninepence to each other. It’d be all… pleased to meet you, ooohh I love you car, let me just lick that dog turd off your shoe, three bags full sir… etc etc

Our dog reckons he’s hard as nails round other dogs as long as he’s safely on his lead. Let him off for a bit of freedom and he just shuffles about pretending to sniff the grass and refuses any eye contact til they’ve gone away. Similar sort of thing. Makes me laugh.

[Johnnytheboy]

Every now and then someone resurrects an old thread and you see a name of someone like the OP is describing, and you think "Oh, so they've gone, there's a plus..."

[James_33]

I assumed that the PH massive considered that anybody with anything less than a 911 and you'd failed in life, as the way some bang on on here it's utterly ridiculous to consider anything otherwise.

[Hoofy]

Cold said:

and a manual automatic gearbox.

I guess it would be a standard manual gearbox but there's a secret button you can press which means you don't need to fuss about with a clutch and gearstick if you can't be arsed like me. Just leave it in any gear and it'll figure out the correct gear.

[paulwirral]

No one would turn up for fear of getting found out !

[Caddyshack]

paulwirral said:

No one would turn up for fear of getting found out !

Make sure the building has no stairs as nobody would leave them for fear of losing the domination.

[P675]

Finglescave said:

A car with kids in a seperate bubble, I'd buy day one.