Bird strike!

[Bear-n]

Jesus Christ. Just got back home to this; it was clean at 5am.

I'm not paranoid, but that's a group effort isn't it?

[anonymous-user]

Looks like a fly past to me.

[Milkyway]

My brand new Calibra looked like somebody had poured a tin of emulsion over it... what a stupid place to put a tree for the birds to roost in.

[Bear-n]

Island Hermit said:

Looks like a fly past to me.

Oh there's not a tree for 20yrds. Absolutely a precision strike; makes Maverick look like a schmuck.

[Chubbyross]

Nasty stuff too. I left some on my family wagon a bit too long and I’ll have to machine polish out the damage now. The feathery bds should be forced to wear nappies.

[croyde]

I once returned to my car to find a pile on the bonnet that only a pterodactyl could have excreted.

[anonymous-user]

Its when they target the door handles and you don't see it that you know you're going to have a bad day.

[Sixpackpert]

Lucky you don’t work at my place, my grey car looks white some days. Damn seagulls!

[Honeywell]

Last bird strike I had wrote off a £4million engine.

[anonymous-user]

sgtbash said:

Colleague I work with just go home to a pile of dog sh*t on his car, so could be worse

Was it a Rover?

[croyde]

Honeywell said:

Last bird strike I had wrote off a £4million engine.

I give you the winner.

[Milkyway]

[anonymous-user]

Got any elderly neighbours, prime candidate for attracting the miscreants and providing raw ingredients for the ammo.

[donkmeister]

gottans said:

Got any elderly neighbours, prime candidate for attracting the miscreants and providing raw ingredients for the ammo.

Oddly, the same factors are often responsible for an excessive number of Wayne Rooneys and Emmanuel Macrons hanging around.

[anonymous-user]

donkmeister said:

gottans said:

Got any elderly neighbours, prime candidate for attracting the miscreants and providing raw ingredients for the ammo.

Oddly, the same factors are often responsible for an excessive number of Wayne Rooneys and Emmanuel Macrons hanging around.

Do they poop on cars as well?

[Mr Tidy]

Sometimes they come off 2nd best!



Mind you the next one trashed a wheel-arch liner - maybe 1 all so far.

[COM31E]

It's the time of year where I have to stop parking the "nice" cars on my driveway for a bit. There's a cherry blossom tree either side, and the one that overhangs is the one the pigeons nest in. Decomposing cherry blossom, caked into nesting pigeon st is an utter nightmare to remove.

I got to level 8 with the BB gun last year, but alas this lead to a cat problem, whereby the local moggies all started hanging around, trying to get their paws on half-fked pigeons.

It's far easier to just not park there for a while, luckily there's ample visitor parking I can take advantage of.

[Piginapoke]

COM31E said:

It's the time of year where I have to stop parking the "nice" cars on my driveway for a bit. There's a cherry blossom tree either side, and the one that overhangs is the one the pigeons nest in. Decomposing cherry blossom, caked into nesting pigeon st is an utter nightmare to remove.

I got to level 8 with the BB gun last year, but alas this lead to a cat problem, whereby the local moggies all started hanging around, trying to get their paws on half-fked pigeons.

It's far easier to just not park there for a while, luckily there's ample visitor parking I can take advantage of.

You sound nice

[COM31E]

Piginapoke said:

COM31E said:

It's the time of year where I have to stop parking the "nice" cars on my driveway for a bit. There's a cherry blossom tree either side, and the one that overhangs is the one the pigeons nest in. Decomposing cherry blossom, caked into nesting pigeon st is an utter nightmare to remove.

I got to level 8 with the BB gun last year, but alas this lead to a cat problem, whereby the local moggies all started hanging around, trying to get their paws on half-fked pigeons.

It's far easier to just not park there for a while, luckily there's ample visitor parking I can take advantage of.

You sound nice

I am a delight.

[anonymous-user]

COM31E said:

Piginapoke said:

COM31E said:

It's the time of year where I have to stop parking the "nice" cars on my driveway for a bit. There's a cherry blossom tree either side, and the one that overhangs is the one the pigeons nest in. Decomposing cherry blossom, caked into nesting pigeon st is an utter nightmare to remove.

I got to level 8 with the BB gun last year, but alas this lead to a cat problem, whereby the local moggies all started hanging around, trying to get their paws on half-fked pigeons.

It's far easier to just not park there for a while, luckily there's ample visitor parking I can take advantage of.

You sound nice

I am a delight.

Unless you are a pigeon..