You know you're a bit of a car nut when...
You know you're a bit of a car nut when...
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DickyC

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58,823 posts

229 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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After cleaning an undertray you give it a coat of bumper and trim gel.

Only a handful of people will ever see it and they won't care.


ziggy328

1,432 posts

245 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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laugh I'd probably do the same tbh, especially as it's already off the car and it will only take a few minutes extra

Scrump

23,947 posts

189 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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You missed a bit!

Terminator X

20,890 posts

235 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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I can hear / feel mine scraping when trying to get up or down a steep ramp! It pains me to think what I looks like under there!

TX.

DickyC

Original Poster:

58,823 posts

229 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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Scrump said:
You missed a bit!
A bit of a car nut wasn't meant to mply I'm good at it.

SweptVolume

1,222 posts

124 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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Good thread idea.

You know you're a bit of a car nut when...you can quote random spec lists from cars that went out of production 25 years ago.

For example, all models in the 1994 Vauxhall Corsa range came with black bumpers and mirrors, with the exception of the SRi, which came with black bumpers and body coloured mirrors (an unusual way round), and the GSi, which came with body coloured bumpers (plus a front air-dam and fog lights), and body coloured mirrors.

The GLS featured an additional interior light for rear passengers, which I believe was unique to that model until the plusher CDX came along a couple of years later. Luxury indeed.

stickylabels

949 posts

123 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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ahh, its not just me then, about to do the same to the inner arches of the e39 since they are off whilst I splurge (technical term) some of Bilt Hambers finest onto the more metally bits...


Mr E

23,089 posts

290 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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You hear a noise from the car when driving home and know what it is, what tools you’ll need and how long it will take to get at.

Speed Badger

3,742 posts

148 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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...your supermarket trolley has too much 'understeer.'

wong

1,449 posts

247 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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....when you talk in "model codes" ...W140, E36, etc

spoodler

2,307 posts

186 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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When you can remember the dates and mileages of each service you carried out on any vehicle in the garage, but not the date of your anniversary...

DickyC

Original Poster:

58,823 posts

229 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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When you can remember your parents' car registration numbers:

LBL 25
RJB 888
WXM 529
FLN 618C
371 ATA
SUC 887F
ARK 606H
BRD 376K

33q

1,629 posts

154 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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When you can identify the dash of a Mk 2 Morris 1100 as being the base model….

When you say that’s not orange it’s Blaze..

….I could go on

jeremyc

28,267 posts

315 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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Lord Pork

79 posts

52 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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you could identify the car by the engine note/exhaust....

can't do it now of course, but as a 10 - 16 year old an MGB/Minor 1000, Mini, Rover / TR etc could usually easily be spotted without seeing them.

so typically, walking down the street and either hearing one accelerate or change gear usually resulted in correct guess.

I guess you could / can do the same with motorcycles, but the "dark side" never appealed

Smint

3,660 posts

66 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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Lord Pork said:
you could identify the car by the engine note/exhaust....

can't do it now of course, but as a 10 - 16 year old an MGB/Minor 1000, Mini, Rover / TR etc could usually easily be spotted without seeing them.

so typically, walking down the street and either hearing one accelerate or change gear usually resulted in correct guess.

I guess you could / can do the same with motorcycles, but the "dark side" never appealed
Yes x 100, especially MGB and Morris Minor exhaust notes.
I bet you're a fan of the Deltics, now that's an exhaust note to stir the loins of any red blooded chap of any age, i was lucky enough as child to live close to the main line in the Deltics heyday, never tire of that sound.


Pitre

6,459 posts

265 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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You paint your garage floor.

You keep all your old Haynes manuals.

You have branded car memorabilia stuck up around your garage.

(tick all of the above)

Hol

9,316 posts

231 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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You know you're a bit of a car nut when...

..your choice of vehicle is influenced more by now it makes you feel when you drive it, rather than how it looks to other people.

paradigital

1,109 posts

183 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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Pitre said:
You paint your garage floor.
I carpeted mine! (and yes, it's still a garage, not a conversion to a room!)

P5BNij

15,875 posts

137 months

Monday 12th September 2022
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When you keep old number plates from your cars and hang them up in your garage, in order of ownership.

When you think about replicating your first car.

When some of your previous cars come up for sale and you want to buy them back again (four times with three of them in my case, failing miserably!)

When you have a mental shopping list of cars you still want to own, despite the passage of time, the crap roads, speed bumps and cameras almost everywhere.