The unseen dangers of fast driving

[DickyC]

When I got home with the shopping the bag of iced buns was upside down and the icing has stuck to the bag. Ruined they are.

[stuthemong]

Never drive fast when there is ice on the road, you know that.

[elanfan]

Not even fast driving but the wife will often put a bag of shopping on the back seat, brakes and shopping or her stuff all in the rear footwell. Crisps mangled into small bits!

[DickyC]

Yes, but...



...ruined they are.

[twing]

Reminded me of this .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SL3e6L9Kd0

[stuthemong]

That’s pretty much a RTA resulting in injury. You need to inform the police.

[Spleen]

DickyC said:

Yes, but...



...ruined they are.

Eat them still you must.

[languagetimothy]

That’s a terrible disappointment. Hope you managed to rescue them a bit with the aid of a butter knife.

Many years ago I was looking for something in the boot of a mk1 golf and discovered I had serious leak from somewhere. There was an oily slippery liquid near the back strut. After emptying the boot and taking out the messy carpet I discovered the empty wrapper of a pat of butter that had fallen from a shopping bag on a hot summers day.

[CraigyMc]

DickyC said:

Yes, but...



...ruined they are.

Rekt.

I believe a pair of Belgian buns would have survived the journey intact; you may need to test this.

[NDA]

Spleen said:

DickyC said:

Yes, but...



...ruined they are.

Eat them still you must.

[FourWheelDrift]

Best before 30th Oct... must eat fast too. Be careful though there are unseen dangers of fast eating.

[GranpaB]

Cool story bro.

[Dr Interceptor]

This is when you eat the iced buns, then get caught licking the icing off the cellophane.

[normalbloke]

Spleen said:

DickyC said:

Yes, but...



...ruined they are.

Eat them still you must.

They look terrible. Happy Shopper buns, Poundshop packaging and Circle K loading does not good progress make. Unless it was ‘man maths’ for getting to gorge them all yourself?

[Monkeylegend]

You will need to inform your Insurance Co so they can increase your premium.

That will be the icing on the cake, or not as it turns out..

[TCX]

Possibly more a case of bad packing?

[normalbloke]

TCX said:

Possibly more a case of bad packing?

Loading,packing or packaging? PH, details/pedantry matters….

[Quinten]

Did the passenger look like this?

[popeyewhite]

I had a similar disaster with a punnet of raspberries OP. Condolences.

[Super Sonic]

If you put your shopping in the footwells you should be able to get the seatbelt through the carrier bag handles.