RE: Jaguar XKR (X100) | The Brave Pill
RE: Jaguar XKR (X100) | The Brave Pill
Saturday 4th February 2023

Jaguar XKR (X100) | The Brave Pill

Grace, pace - but not much space


Nostalgia - they’re always making more of it. Certain objects will always bring us back to certain memories, with cars being about the best at triggering subconscious emotional responses. The very sight of a Mk3 Ford Escort sets the back of my knees itching in distant reminiscence of spending a week broiling on the vinyl of a rented version on a summer holiday in Portugal when I was a kid. But the grander prospect of this week’s first-generation XKR cabriolet reminds me of being incredibly lucky.

Back in 2004, Jaguar celebrated its long connection with Le Mans by putting on a spectacular trip to the 24-hour race. This involved staying in a chateau, oceans of fine wine and presidential-grade catering. Somehow I scored an invite, and as my previous trips to the race had all involved sleeping in a tent, caravan or - on one particularly dismal occasion – the back of an MG Metro, it’s fair to say the upgrade felt thoroughly special.

But that wasn’t the lucky part. Invitees got to travel down in a variety of XKRs, this just before the first generation retired. I was assigned a silver cabriolet very similar to the one you see here, but gleaming new. The slight issue was that a personal scheduling cock-up meant I didn’t leave home until Saturday morning, so needed to rush to make Le Mans in time for the start.

This wasn’t a problem for the XKR, of course, thanks to 380hp and a natural cruising pace well north of 100mph. Nor did it seem to be an issue in France once I got onto the Peagé, being far enough behind the mass exodus that the road was almost empty. I made the trip from Calais at an average speed that would have been regarded as respectable in the race, reaching the track just in time to rush to Jaguar’s hospitality box for the start. Strangely, this turned out to be full of glum-looking people, it soon transpired that many of the attendees had been dinged for speeding on the way down. Collectively they had been fined thousands of Euros.

One senior newspaper correspondent had been clocked at such a pace that, after forcing him to empty his current account, the Gendarmes had confiscated his driving licence. Fortunately, he was travelling with his wife, who could take over. Even one of Jaguar’s PR team had picked up a hefty ticket. Yet Spawnsworth here had somehow managed to avoid all of the traps, despite travelling in an equally conspicuous car at velocities that would have been regarded as a bit frisky for a limit-free Autobahn, let alone an Autoroute. Even now the sight of a first-gen XKR brings back a shiver of “there but for the grace of God.”

The first-generation XKR was, in short, a superb grand tourer – but it was also getting old and whiskery by the time of that trip to France. The basic car had been introduced in 1996, with the supercharged XKR making its debut two years later. But although both were powered by spiffy new V8’s that Ford’s ownership of Jaguar had paid for, the car’s underpinnings were considerably older. As in sharing most of its floorpan with the XJ-S that had been launched as long ago as 1975. Nobody could ever accuse Jaguar of not sweating their assets in those days. That resulted in a cabin that was a little cramped for such a big car, and a seating position that, even in its lowest setting, felt higher than it should have done.

The legacy platform was likely also much of the reason why the XK cabriolet suffered from a noticeable lack of structural rigidity over rough surfaces, and even some smooth ones. It certainly wasn’t bad by the standards of the era, this being the time when many decapitated coupes had the stiffness of soggy shoeboxes. The XKR’s suspension was designed for pliancy and comfort rather than ultimate body control, although with the interesting option of early adaptive dampers. (Jaguar called this CATS, which presumably stood for Completely desperAte alliTerative Synonym.) It’s a cruiser, not a bruiser.

While we have had an X100 XK8 coupe Brave Pill before, this week’s is our first convertible and our debut supercharger. This is the same 4.0-litre V8 that powered the contemporary X308 XJR, making 370hp. This drove the rear wheels through a five-speed auto – this manualized on demand by Jaguar’s rather lovely ‘J-gate’ selector, which made it much easier to know which ratio was being selected than a linear lock-down selector. A slightly more powerful 400hp 4.2-litre engine came with this XK’s final facelift in 2003 – and would have been the one I drove to Le Mans – along with a standard six-speed auto, but Jaguar claimed identical 5.6-second 0-60mph times and 155mph top speeds for both engines.

The dealer selling our Pill actually has a choice of three silver XKR cabriolets at present, suggesting they might want to revise their stock-sourcing strategy. Naturally, we’ve opted for the cheapest and leggiest of the trio, a pre-facelift ’02 reg car that is being offered for a very appealing £7,999 having covered 116,000 miles. Okay, so it’s not quite as appealing as it looks in the pictures, with the vendor saying that it won’t come with the handsome 19-inch split rim Montreal alloys it is currently sitting on unless the buyer finds another £500; there is a separate image of one of the 18-inch wheels it will otherwise be sold with. 

Although it seems to have scrubbed up well, our Pill’s MOT history reads like a melodrama. Indeed it seems to be the single failingest car in the column’s history, no mean achievement in itself, having recorded no fewer than 11 outright failures against 16 passes, with few of these being advisory-free. The first refusal was as early as 2006 – for a non-working light – with causes getting more numerous as time went on. Most of the fails have been for tyre and suspension-related issues, but the first advisory for underbody corrosion was as early as 2009, and has appeared several times since.

That is worrisome as, while X100s aren’t especially grot-prone by the standards of ageing Jags, rust can become a serious problem once it gets its teeth into one. A friend had to scrap what had looked like a bargain when it became obvious that patching the rotten underside was a task well beyond his welding skills, and would cost thousands for a pro. Properly sorting corrosion can be expensive and time-consuming. Electrical issues can also play whack-a-mole, too. The good news is that mechanical parts are strong, parts are plentiful and there are lots of specialists out there.

While the X100 XK was considerably cheaper in the past, prices still look appealing by the standards of the wider segment, likely kept down by the impressive percentage that seem to have survived. You certainly wouldn’t get much Porsche 911 cabrio for such a modest investment. This XKR deserves more love, but will it find it?


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TerryFarquit

Original Poster:

113 posts

157 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Wafty barge with good backstory, including Viz reference.
I’m in!

Chubbyross

5,003 posts

115 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Either he’s very unlucky or this single owner really hasn’t cherished this car. How can one person allow one car to get in such a state that it fails that many MOTs? This just shows that single owner doesn’t equate to a safe buy.

And white leather with silver paint does not a good combination make. I’m out.

yme402

665 posts

132 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Find myself often being tempted by these, but to say I would be dancing with the devil if I bought one, is an understatement.
I would argue against the point made at the end of the article that prices of these have remained so low due to so many surviving. I think most of us know the real reason why they can be bought for Mazda MX5 money…….

Edited by yme402 on Saturday 4th February 06:22


Edited by yme402 on Saturday 4th February 06:24

Slowlygettingit

946 posts

71 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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I quite like these but much prefer the coupe. Don’t think I’d ever be brave enough though.

Re advertising the car on wheels that are £500 extra. This type of thing boils my piss and on principle wouldnt deal with them. Why not just advertise at the higher price with the wheels on?
Earlier this week I travelled over 100 miles to view a car we had agreed a price on via email and in the same email I said I wanted to drive it before making a final decision.
When we got there it wasn’t as described, had a load of red from the recent Porsche health check and was not clean inside and out. But what really inflamed my ire was the demand for £100 to test drive it. Non refundable unless I bought it there and then.
Needless to say the arrogant **** got a mouthful of abuse before I left.

JD82

481 posts

165 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Chubbyross said:
Either he’s very unlucky or this single owner really hasn’t cherished this car. How can one person allow one car to get in such a state that it fails that many MOTs? This just shows that single owner doesn’t equate to a safe buy.

And white leather with silver paint does not a good combination make. I’m out.
The one owner thing always makes me laugh… utterly irrelevant unless they’re a ‘good’ owner. I know plenty who’ve kept cars for years and years, treating them like st the whole time.

Turbobanana

8,493 posts

231 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Chubbyross said:
... How can one person allow one car to get in such a state that it fails that many MOTs?
Don’t forget that many people buying these new weren't necessarily real "car people" and hence would carry out a level of maintenance as required by the manufacturer, ie take it for an annual service and, in time, an MoT. Few were the type to crawl underneath it at the weekend for a proper look.

What’s significant about this car's one owner is that they were prepared to shell out when it needed it.

My biggest problem with these is that the dash looks like it's been attacked by huge woodworm.

TdM-GTV

349 posts

247 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Slowlygettingit said:
But what really inflamed my ire was the demand for £100 to test drive it. Non refundable unless I bought it there and then.
Absolutely this. I can't stand vendors who charge you to test drive the car or want you to shake on it before you 'test drive' it.

If you are a serious registered dealer you have to let people try before they buy. It's a lot of money to buy a car, nobody is going to drop that money without making sure the wheels are pointing in the same direction.

carlo996

6,815 posts

51 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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A mate has one of the best examples in the UK. As std it’s a wallowing barge. He’s had some lowering springs and alignment recently and it seems to have made it slightly better but overall one for the leather driving glove brigade.

Edited by carlo996 on Saturday 4th February 09:40

86wasagoodyear

997 posts

126 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Best case ever of an inverse Tardis ?

BigChiefmuffinAgain

1,772 posts

128 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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carlo996 said:
A mate has one of the best examples in the UK. As std it’s a wallowing barge. He’s had some lowering springs and alignment recently and it seems to have made it slightly better but overall one for the leather driving glove brigade.

Edited by carlo996 on Saturday 4th February 09:40
+1. I had an xkr coupe back in the day. Alright for going from a to b in a straight line but not great at anything else. Front wheels always felt a long way away....

DodgyGeezer

49,052 posts

220 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Slowlygettingit said:
I quite like these but much prefer the coupe. Don’t think I’d ever be brave enough though.
very much this ^^^ Really like the looks of both the tin-top and open (on those wheels it looks great cloud9 ) but the potential for ruinous maintenance would (has) worry me

allan_whoops

11 posts

94 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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One of the two weeks when the Gendarmerie make a lot of money in fines. They line the autoroute from Calais down to Le Mans as they know the Brits will be belting it there and back. I have a French mobile camera database which pings constantly on those autoroutes.

The other is the first weekend of the summer holidays when they line the autoroutes heading out of Paris.

cerb4.5lee

44,966 posts

210 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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I remember following the Coupe version of these years ago, and he booted it and couldn't believe how quick it looked at the time. I've always quite fancied one myself as well.

anonymous-user

84 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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carlo996 said:
…overall one for the leather driving glove brigade.
Sums it up perfectly.

LE62NDE

513 posts

50 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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TdM-GTV said:
Absolutely this. I can't stand vendors who charge you to test drive the car or want you to shake on it before you 'test drive' it.

If you are a serious registered dealer you have to let people try before they buy. It's a lot of money to buy a car, nobody is going to drop that money without making sure the wheels are pointing in the same direction.
I had this with a £40k car -the oaf selling it wanted £100 for a test drive, and had the cheek to tell me he 'wasn't in the business of providing driving experiences'. Given that my other half and I had ragged a main dealer demonstrator that morning to see what a new car should feel like, and were up for the s/h purchase, this was infuriating. We left on bad terms, which included a 1 star Trustpilot review because we couldn't give him a zero. We went back to the main dealer and closed a deal for considerably more; I resisted the urge to report this back to the charmless nurk.

04helipilot

414 posts

181 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Might the 1 owner be Thrifty Car Rentals or similar?

Would be a good fun car for the budding weekend mechanic.

I like this BP.

martin12345

1,013 posts

119 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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On the "nit picking" front
a) the power of the 4.0l car is 370 BHP (not 380) which oddly is correct later in the article
b) the wheels are called Monaco, not Montreal. Montreal's were available as a 20" option on XK and as a 19" on XJ including in both cases fitted to the "100" anniversary XKR/XJR 2002 models (All are split rim BBS's)


On a more general note. The author is right that the car uses a modified and updated XJS floor pan and the re-use of this was primarily a financial decision. It does make me wonder if JLR had continued to be a bit more careful in how it spent it's money in more recent years then it might be a more profitable company. In the "good years" of Evoque and RRS selling like crazy, a huge amount of money was wasted which could have been more gainfully employed IMHO in properly preparing for a Hybrid/Electric future rather than the scary chassim that JLR are in at the moment, hoping and believing that re-launching Jaguar as an all electric luxury brand will rescue it. I do wonder if the brand loyalty build in the 2nd half of the 20th century can survive the weakness of the part 10 years and provide enough for Jaguar to rise again. Hope it can but I do worry it.

florian

299 posts

304 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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martin12345 said:
On the "nit picking" front
b) the wheels are called Monaco, not Montreal. Montreal's were available as a 20" option on XK and as a 19" on XJ including in both cases fitted to the "100" anniversary XKR/XJR 2002 models (All are split rim BBS's)
Actually these 20" BBS five spoke wheels are called "Detroit". And they were available with silver (like in this car) or "oyster" (champagne) coloured stars. The "Monaco" were a cheaper 18" wheel only available for the S-Type. Excuse the additional nit picking cop

Personally, I think the BBS wheels of that era are some of the best wheels on recent Jaguar: Detroit, Paris, Montreal, Perseus ... they all look great.



Edited by florian on Saturday 4th February 13:02

jwwbowe

705 posts

202 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Mechanically they are quite robust, they do suffer from terminal rot though. Cabriolet versions are most certainly driving gloves brigade. I’d have a run-out model coupe on the Sepang wheels if it wasn’t rotten or if it was a JDM import but they can cross over to the next generation level value.

florian

299 posts

304 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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On a separate note, why not just spend double and get a prime example. This one looks like a keeper, it even has the Recaros:
https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/14006196

These (old) cars are neither daily drivers, nor are they sports cars for twisty roads. Look after them and they make great cars for the weekend and summer. And with some slightly lower springs and beefier anti roll bars (e.g. Arden/H&R), they are fairly planted and rapid.


Edited by florian on Saturday 4th February 13:19