RE: Vauxhall Monaro | Spotted
RE: Vauxhall Monaro | Spotted
Wednesday 22nd February 2023

Vauxhall Monaro | Spotted

Big, brutish and beautifully back-to-basics...


This is the Ronseal of the car world. There’s no pretence that it’s a premium, refined car to waft about in high-end-executive bliss. It’s not pretending to have the smartest interior, with plush plastics and exquisitely made switches. It’s not even claiming to be the fastest mode of transport from A to B, or the edgiest. It’s just a biggish, two-door coupe, with a herculean pushrod V8 driving the rear wheels, and a lever in the cabin to change gears. It’s earthy, that’s what this is. And that’s why we love a Monaro.

It feels like the Monaro has been around forever, but there have actually been just three generations. The car that kicked things off was the HK in 1968, which took the Monaro name from a region in New South Wales. Back then it came with a straight-six in its cheapest format, but setting the stage for what was to become its trademark V8 was a Chevrolet-sourced 5.0-litre unit. As time went on, the V8 grew to 5.4-litre in the Monaro GTS 327, and by the time the HT facelift was launched in 1969, the pinnacle was a 5.7-litre Chevy engine banging out 300hp. At this point, Holden added its own V8s into the mix, in 4.1- and 5.0-litre capacities. The first generation was relatively short-lived, bowing out as the HG in 1971.

The second generation arrived the same year. That was called the HQ, which stuck with the same mechanical theme but added a fresh new look, and when that was facelifted in 1975, it marked the point when the GTS began sprouting various spoilers that diluted the purity of its design. It was also when the coupe died and the four-door models arrived, and by 1977 it was all over for the Monaro. The Commodore had arrived in ’78, which we’d recognise as the Vauxhall Carlton, and with a range of six- and eight-cylinder engines, it sold very well.

That led to a 25-year hiatus for the Monaro, but come 2001 it was back by popular demand. Holden had previewed a coupe concept at the 1998 Australian Motor Show, based on the Commodore of the day. It went down a storm, and by just after the millennium it was in production and as the Monaro V2. As ever, model-year changes were surprisingly often and the Series 2 was out by 2002, with a new dash and restyled alloys. And this is the iteration that the first Vauxhall Monaro was based on, which is the car we have here.

It comes with GM’s small-block LS1 V8 with ram-air intakes developing 333hp and 343lb ft of muscle. That may only have mustered a 0-62mph time of 6.5 seconds, but with enough torque to induce tail-out antics at will. And thanks to the six-speed T-56 manual gearbox – as opposed to the four-speed auto that was also available – you are fully involved with the action at all times.

If you’re after engineering excellence and a delicate handling balance, it probably isn't for you. This is not a car that works at ten-tenths, all-out attack mode. It’s best to keep a bit in hand to allow for the Monaro’s slightly heavy-handed modus operandi, relying more on its mid-range grunt and solid grip to make swift progress, accompanied, of course, by the melodic tunes being played up front. It’s a rare car, too; this is the only Monaro in the PH classifieds right now. So a sticker price of just under £12,000 seems like a pretty good deal for what is still a fairly discrete muscle car and in good nick.


SPECIFICATION | Vauxhall Monaro

Engine: 5,665cc, V8, naturally aspirated
Transmission: six-speed manual, rear-wheel drive 
Power (hp): 333 @ 5,600rpm
Torque (lb ft): 343 @ 4,000rpm
CO2: 360g/km
MPG: 20
Recorded mileage: 79,000
Year registered: 2004 
Price new: N/A
Yours for: £11,990

See the original advert here

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big_rob_sydney

Original Poster:

3,671 posts

224 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Agricultural is being generous. Best use for these is to find the nearest pier, and ensure a good take off speed.

FaustF

812 posts

184 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Really like that these exist, and the ronseal moniker suits it incredibly well, honest and earnest in what they are about.

Great fun.

FaustF

812 posts

184 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Double post.

Edited by FaustF on Wednesday 22 February 13:03

Second Best

6,535 posts

211 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Really like that these exist, and the ronseal moniker suits it incredibly well, honest and earnest in what they are about.

Great fun.

marcom44

50 posts

134 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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My mate had one as he worked for Vauxhall at the time, I had ever experienced a V8 before, it was a beast in the wet and he nearly took out 5 go my neighbours cars as we fish tails down the road fun fun fun the end of can era, I now have an AMG V8 in NZ were V8's still have massive following.

Djtemeka

1,985 posts

222 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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20mpg. Lol. Probably less than that. My vxr8 gets 16 round town driving sensibly.

MOOSECORTINA

253 posts

109 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Time to buy one.

hammo19

7,810 posts

226 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Loved mine, great car to live with everyday and different enough from the Bahnstormer crowd. Always got out exhausted but exhilarated.

SimonTheSailor

13,020 posts

258 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Think that's what I sold my impulse blue CV8 for about 10 years ago scratchchinbanghead

Hippea

3,941 posts

99 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Keep finding myself going back to this advert, they seem such good bang for your buck



https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202302204...

Dombilano

1,458 posts

85 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Remember a silver monaro in the work car park 15 odd years ago, as a young man I thought this guys cool AF.

V88Dicky

7,373 posts

213 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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I’m on my second, and still not sure why I sold my first. I guess after ten years I fancied a change, but soon realised I missed the simple formula of large torquey V8, manual ‘box and RWD with a LSD.

A local specialist near me keeps her in good fettle, stocks plenty of mechanical parts and is very good value. These are robust, simple and well engineered cars, and most of the few hundred left in this country are well looked after by their owners.

Here’s my (lightly) modified one;


Matt_T

1,297 posts

104 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Surely these are Monaros too - just during a period when GM were trying to make them feel like a European car rather than an import...

https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/14545941

Darnoc95

517 posts

60 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Oh look a fat Calibra! I just think these look so bland. Yes theyve got a glorious V8 & they were cheap as chips even brand new but for me they just look....zzzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzz...........zzzzzzzzzzzz................Sorry i just fell asleep for a second!

paradigital

1,109 posts

182 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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They always looked like I'd have imagined an Omega coupé to look.

Robertb

3,891 posts

268 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Say what you like about the interior, but it looks in much better nick than German cars of a similar vintage with their melting rubber coated trim.

V88Dicky

7,373 posts

213 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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paradigital said:
They always looked like I'd have imagined an Omega coupé to look.
Well, it is based on the Commodore, which is near identical bodywork wise, to the Omega



sjc

16,445 posts

300 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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In 2001,after reading Autocars long term test of a GTS and then test driving that very car,I bought this brand new from the importer (1 of 12). It was the closest to a 4 door TVR I could find.I kept it 4 years ( longest I’d owned a car at the time),was a brilliant all rounder,410 bhp or manual fun,long distance cruiser,swallowed all the family and their stuff,and as a bonus had the best seats of any car I sat in.I probably drove a dozen Monaros after I sold it,and none quite had the magic of it.


C5_Steve

9,005 posts

133 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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If I needed a daily for some decent motorway miles, this would be it. Entertaining at any speed, subtle enough to park anywhere and not draw attention and not so ruinous fuel economy on a long run.

They're like a big sofa inside but I was always surprised by how small the cabin felt inside. Kind of reverse Tardis. Huge boot on these though (before they moved the fuel tank).

cerb4.5lee

44,942 posts

210 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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These are definitely right up my street. I actually saw one the other day and I remember thinking back in the day that they were a big car, however it looked quite small against some of the stuff that we are used to seeing now though.

Who doesn't like a V8/RWD/LSD/manual/NA combo?...well me to be honest...because I didn't get on with the E92 M3! hehe

I did love the Cerbera big time though in comparison(when it worked!). cloud9