RE: 2023 Skoda Enyaq IV Coupe vRS | UK Review
RE: 2023 Skoda Enyaq IV Coupe vRS | UK Review
Thursday 23rd February 2023

2023 Skoda Enyaq IV Coupe vRS | UK Review

The vRS badge occupies a special place in the heart of sensibly-minded buyers - how does the Enyaq measure up?


It would probably be fair to say that the Skoda vRS flagships are more about slow-burn appeal than initial excitement. They’re fast cars to appreciate over time, as you live with them day to day, and learn to appreciate what they do well. A vRS isn’t typically a car to wow on a short drive, be that as a customer or a journalist. It needs miles under the wheels and two-dozen trips to the dump - as any owner of an Octavia vRS will attest.

Anyway, we didn’t have that long with the new Enyaq flagship, which may have worked to the detriment of nothing less than the fastest Skoda ever. But then this is the brave new world of the electric vRS, and arguably nothing should do shock and awe quite like a performance EV. Certainly, there’s going to be no blending into the background with this vRS. Even without the optional Phoenix Orange paint and 21-inch wheels (just over £1,000 for the pair, or Hyper Green is free for the brave), the sheer size of the Enyaq ensures an impact.

The proportions are actually quite nice - the tapered rear-end distancing the newcomer from the standard Enyaq - but it’s just on such a vast scale. It’s like viewing a coupe SUV at 125 per cent zoom all the time. Great for interior space and a big battery pack, less so for creating something tasteful or potentially exciting. (You can tell the model is huge because its huge wheels look decidedly modest.) Again, though, Skoda can claim this is all in sync with a 'practical performance' image, and it's fair to say the vRS won’t be mistaken for any other Enyaq in the range, with colours and wheels unique to this trim level. 

As a reminder, the vRS uses a dual-motor, all-wheel drive setup with an 82kWh (77kWh usable) battery for 299hp and 339lb ft; the next most powerful Enyaq is the 265hp, 313lb ft 80X Sportline, which we drove back in 2021. There’s a caveat to those outputs, though: buried in the brochure small print (on page 13). That the vRS only offers its maximum power for 30 seconds is to be expected, though it’s worth noting you’ll only get it with the battery between 23 and 50 degrees as well as with a charge greater than 88 per cent. But you’re told not to charge beyond 80 per cent to preserve the life of the cells. Which does rather build a case against the vRS before you've even got behind the wheel. 

Presumably, this is similar for cars with the same powertrain, but it does rather explain why the vRS isn't as rapid as might be expected (unless you've taken the time to read page 13) - with the initial EV zip tailing off faster than expected. Without any augmented sound, either, the performance seems decent enough for something so large - but as with the GTX VWs it’s a shame that flagship EVs couldn’t feel more like top-of-the-range specials with the way they went and the way they sounded. Particularly when they cost more than £50,000. Instead, the vRS just seems like a very modest step up from the 80X Sportline.

It almost seems unfair to bring up the Kia EV6 GT in this discussion, given it offers nearly twice the power. But when you consider that its starting price is only £7k higher than the vRS's, it does highlight the appeal of a properly differentiated approach. And we're not just talking about comic-book outputs either: flagship-specific features like the Drift Mode might seem silly on paper, but they help justify the premium - as does electronically controlled suspension, an eLSD and a top speed 45mph beyond any other variant. 

That doesn't mean that a bit more power and cool paint aren't welcome, just that they are underwhelming in light of the billing. Even allowing for the long-term buttoned-down reputation of the badge, Skoda has done too little here to advance the vRS's case over the thoroughly competent 80X. Because in all other facets the headline version drives in a directly comparable way. 

Which is to say, fine. Like all the MEB-derived cars, it’s a tremendously simple car to operate and decently accurate for something so vast. It cruises comfortably in a general sense, although it doesn't take too many low-speed thwacks for you to question the whole point of the lowered suspension - especially when there's no obvious encouragement to drive the Enyaq more enthusiastically anyway. Not when you've got one eye on the range, at any rate. From a WLTP score of 321 miles expect 200-and-something in the real world, which is par for the course these days, but still an obvious limiting factor. Peak charging of 150kW doesn’t feel too clever either, not when cars on the Hyundai-Kia E-GMP architecture are able to accept 350kW.

Ultimately, it feels like we've been here before. As with the GTX models, the completeness of the base product and the subtlety of the overhaul makes the vRS a tough sell - particularly among enthusiasts, who generally (and correctly) expect something tangible for their pound of flesh. Instead, Skoda has built a spacious, refined and well-finished rival to the Mustang Mach-E, Tesla Model Y and Kia EV6 - but not a compelling or especially clever one. The most recommendable Enyaqs remain the cheaper ones, which seems vaguely appropriate for Skoda - and unfortunate for the future of vRS. 


SPECIFICATION | 2023 SKODA ENYAQ IV COUPE VRS

Engine: Two permanent magnet synchronous motors, 77kWh (usable) battery
Transmission: Single-speed automatic, all-wheel drive
Power (hp): 299
Torque (lb ft): 339
0-62mph: 6.5secs
Top speed: 111mph
MPG: 321 miles WLTP range, 3.7 miles/kWh claimed
CO2: 0g/km
Weight: 2,279kg (running order)
Price: £54,370 (price as standard; price as tested £55,380, comprised of Phoenix Orange paint for £390 and 21-inch Vision wheels for £620)

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sidesauce

Original Poster:

2,967 posts

248 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Having seen these in the metal, they're actually rather more handsome than photogenic.

I think I prefer the Audi version though...

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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I want to like it but its a fat gold blob in my eyes

Slowlygettingit

946 posts

71 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Saw one on the m6 today - better looking in the metal but still look like one of the caricature drawings

Howard1650

345 posts

221 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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But priced at £54,370.
These EV are just silly money.

Augustus Windsock

3,802 posts

185 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Sorry, to me it looks like the b@5tard offspring of a Mercedes that's been buggered by the BMW equivalent, absolutely minging.
And as for the price, are manufacturers trying to price the ordinary person out of personalised transport?
EVs tend to leave me cold, and this is no exception (and yes, I currently own a Skoda Octavia vRS estate and a VW Amarok BiTDi so I do like VAG products, just not those powered by electrikety....)

1974foggy

751 posts

174 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Why do most EVs have to look so massive, wide and ungainly, like bloated BMW x6s? Especially the VAG lot (This, the Seat and VW one)

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Howard1650 said:
But priced at £54,370.
These EV are just silly money.
The nearest ICE comparison I can think of in terms of body shape and size is the BMW X4. A 286 hp version starts at £59,040.

Heathwood

3,035 posts

232 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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I think the problem for me is that this, IMO, is very much a white goods, no emotional attachment sort of car, and being an EV does somehow amplify that feeling. If I was to spend in excess of £50k I’d want to feel a lot more pride, joy and excitement at the prospect of owning and driving it. With this, I feel nothing. Oh, and I detest the wheels and the iPad on the dash.

kambites

71,566 posts

251 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Heathwood said:
I think the problem for me is that this, IMO, is very much a white goods, no emotional attachment sort of car,...
Isn't that true of every mainstream SUV/crossover? Surely no-one buys a BMW Xsomethingorother or an Audi Qwhatsit for its "emotional attachment"? biggrin

SDK

3,614 posts

283 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Howard1650 said:
But priced at £54,370.
These EV are just silly money.
Welcome to 2023 car prices

A mid-range ICE VW Tiguan with 150bhp is £40k and this has more space, more spec, more tech, more power and is a Coupe, which always adds a few £k to the price.

Edited by SDK on Wednesday 22 February 18:37

CoolHands

23,591 posts

225 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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My god that’s ugly. How can that sensibility be called a coupe. Like an even worse tesla Y

heisthegaffer

4,318 posts

228 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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Hate these crossover things.

Heathwood

3,035 posts

232 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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kambites said:
Heathwood said:
I think the problem for me is that this, IMO, is very much a white goods, no emotional attachment sort of car,...
Isn't that true of every mainstream SUV/crossover? Surely no-one buys a BMW Xsomethingorother or an Audi Qwhatsit for its "emotional attachment"? biggrin
In the main, yes, and therefore my response wasn’t intended to be aimed exclusively at this Enyaq. Clearly there are people that are prepared to pay £50k+ (ok, in reality, the monthly equivalent) for a white goods sort of car, but personally I’m struggling with it. Maybe I’m just poor. biggrin

kmpowell

3,549 posts

258 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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2.3 tonnes. nuts

CoolHands

23,591 posts

225 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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I’d like to know if even one respondent to this thread will think yes I like this, and yes it’s worth the money, and yes I’d choose this over everything else. Cos I can’t imagine anyone doing so.

SDK

3,614 posts

283 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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CoolHands said:
I’d like to know if even one respondent to this thread will think yes I like this, and yes it’s worth the money, and yes I’d choose this over everything else. Cos I can’t imagine anyone doing so.
If my budget couldn’t get a Polestar 3 then I would look at this.

The car is huge and with a £2k option pack ticked it has everything you need from a family car.
An equivalent Audi, BMW, Genesis, Mercedes is £30k to £40k more expensive !

Wadeski

9,046 posts

243 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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What on earth are the qualifications to be a car designer these days?

A flesh-eating brain disease, perhaps? A history of drinking mercury?

Tiglon

1,104 posts

72 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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There's a 2018 Alpina B5 with 10k miles currently advertised at under £60k.

I know, I know, it's silly to compare new and used prices, and the Vrs obviously isn't aimed at people who are even aware of the existence of Alpina...

Still £50k for a "performance" car that only offers full (but still fairly modest) performance for 30 seconds, with the battery temp between a specific range, and charged above the recommended limit?! Why even bother with the extra power? Just whack the VRS badge on one of the normal models with big wheels and a whacky paint job, they'd probably sell just as many.

Tiglon

1,104 posts

72 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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SDK said:
If my budget couldn’t get a Polestar 3 then I would look at this.

The car is huge and with a £2k option pack ticked it has everything you need from a family car.
An equivalent Audi, BMW, Genesis, Mercedes is £30k to £40k more expensive !
But... Kia EV6 GT for only a few grand more.

Earthdweller

19,579 posts

156 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2023
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CoolHands said:
My god that’s ugly. How can that sensibility be called a coupe. Like an even worse tesla Y
Have to agree I’m afraid