RE: Chrysler 300C | Shed of the Week
RE: Chrysler 300C | Shed of the Week
Friday 18th August 2023

Chrysler 300C | Shed of the Week

Chrysler's Shed debut - what else was it going to be?


Another first this week with this Chrysler 300C. Not only is it the first-ever 300C Shed of the week, it’s the first-ever Chrysler Shed. Remarkable really when you consider that 2024, or next year as some of you might call it, will be the 100th anniversary of Chrysler as a car manufacturer. The name died in Europe in 2014, three years after the second generation 300C came out as the Lancia Thema. The Lancia badge had dissolved into a small pile of rust in the UK 17 years earlier, so we didn’t get the Thema/300C at all.

We very much did get the 2005-on, gen-one 300C though, in both senses. When our Shed was registered in June 2006, the 300C was doing more than OK here. Some described its looks as ‘a Bentley in a bad mood’. They definitely had a distinctive gangsta vibe that made even milquetoast types feel double hard behind the wheel.

You won’t be surprised to hear that our 300 hasn’t got the 5.7 Hemi V8 or the SRT8’s 6.0. What do you expect for £1,595? It has a 3.0 diesel. Don’t rush for your bargepoles though. The diesel in question is the very acceptable Mercedes-sourced OM642 3.0 V6 which in the CRD bunged out 215hp and a meaty 376lb ft of torque, enough with the 5-speed auto to make it faster than the 3.5-litre petrol 300C.

Our CRD failed its MOT in February on marginally low rear tyre treads, a weak parking brake and a front number plate ‘illegible inscription’, which is grandiose DVSA-speak for the registration number. For some reason, the last MOT tester in February recorded the mileage (currently at 166k) not in miles but kilometres. Presumably, the owner had switched the trip meter to metric for Euro-jaunts, which the CRD was rather good at. Despite its 1,920kg of burly it could deliver 34mpg or more on a gentle throttle, giving over 500 miles between fills, unless you were constantly trying to achieve the 7.4sec 0-60mph time and 143mph top speed in which case your stops would be a lot more frequent. It’s Euro 4 so not ULEZ compliant but the road tax is a not too horrific £395 a year.

Ah, you say, but what happens when things go wrong? Well, heavy cars generally chomp through suspension components and the 300C ticked that box. Just about all the advisories on the MOT history have been for suspension or other consumables. Elsewhere the twin particulate filters could get clogged up if the car wasn’t given the occasional Italian tune-up and/or the injectors weren’t running properly. The timing chain stretched, oil cooler seals, EGR valves and turbo actuators could play up, and exhaust manifolds were a bit fragile. In its defence, these were faults you could mostly see coming. They were far from exclusive to the CRD which, generally speaking, was robust and reliable.

The equipment level was good and the leathery interior had a certain style to it if you could manage to ignore what Chrysler openly and indeed proudly called the ‘patented faux tortoiseshell’ on the wheel and gearknob. We are told in the ad that the radio doesn’t work. There’s a 300C specialist in Rhyl, North Wales called the Custom 300C Shop that will probably be able to get you a new one, if that’s what’s needed, along with all the other parts you might ever need and a few others you wouldn’t but somehow quite like the look of.

Our car seems to have some sort of towbar on it. The braked towing weight is 2,000kg and the boot holds 500 litres too so there’s plenty of practicality there. Plus it’s a rear-driver that steers nicely, although the tight turning circle that you normally get in an RWD car isn’t present. More importantly, Barack Obama owned a 300C, although his one probably wasn’t a diesel.

This car is for those of you who dare to be different. The inside bolster of the driver’s seat looks like it’s been attacked by a sharp implement. Shed will not be offering any prizes for the most creative guess as to what might have happened there. Still, do feel free to have a go, but only if you’re hard enough.


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yme402

Original Poster:

661 posts

132 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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First on the podium this week!

Gangsta shed complete with naff black wheels for the upwardly mobile council estate thug, working his way up to his first L320 Range Rover Sport.


Edited by yme402 on Friday 18th August 05:22

Slowboathome

4,461 posts

74 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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The colour of that driver's seat.......

cerb4.5lee

44,834 posts

210 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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I have to say that this isn't really my cup of tea. Not for me this week, but I don't mind the engine though.

soad

34,680 posts

206 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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I suspect the fairly high VED kills these cars?

Johnspex

5,262 posts

214 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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Never mind the seat. What about the photographer's trousers?!

Chubbyross

4,997 posts

115 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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Nice Bentley! Oh, wait, I was mistaken…

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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I love these. A staff car for the Sopranos!

Stoned

119 posts

159 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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Hmm, I had that diesel engine in my old Merc CLK, great engine too. That car however weighed a LOT less than this 300C and had more power, not to mention the 7 speed box. Curious Chrysler chose the old 5 speed box for this.

GreatScott2016

2,537 posts

118 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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A simple no from me.

cerb4.5lee

44,834 posts

210 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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Stoned said:
Hmm, I had that diesel engine in my old Merc CLK, great engine too. That car however weighed a LOT less than this 300C and had more power, not to mention the 7 speed box. Curious Chrysler chose the old 5 speed box for this.
I had this engine as well in a 2017 GLC350d(258bhp/457Ib/ft torque) and I was a big fan of it. It is a pretty robust engine I reckon.

CDP

8,052 posts

284 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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At least it still has the original grille and badges. The wheels need to be silver though

Portofino

5,365 posts

221 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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Ah the ‘Raoul Moat Express’ has finally made shed!

Usually driven by angry men that look like thumbs.

Actually not too bad a car though & a good shed.



Turbobanana

8,457 posts

231 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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Don't mind the car, seems good value. Wouldn't want to go to Rhyl for spares though.

Wren-went

1,063 posts

68 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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My brother also the same Engine in his CLK and he really rates infact he's had the car since brand new in 09.

I usually never rate sheds but this actually doesn't look that bad.if it's looked after no reason someone couldn't get 2 or 3 years out of it and sell it for a grand, I know someone that had the same car but bought it at a couple of years old and loved the thing in the 5 years or so he had it.

richinlondon

897 posts

152 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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Johnspex said:
Never mind the seat. What about the photographer's trousers?!
Some pretty funky leggings going on…

x5tuu

12,788 posts

217 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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Portofino said:
Usually driven by angry men that look like thumbs.
rofl quote of the day I reckon right there and funny ‘cos it’s true lol

ED209

6,026 posts

274 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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The plastic rods that move the swirl flaps will snap or the actuator motor will die. Rods are very cheap but massive job to replace. The turbo actuator will probably die as well.

mooseracer

2,803 posts

200 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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I don't dislike these, I do dislike the council gangsta owners though

Filibuster

3,405 posts

245 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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Chubbyross said:
Nice Bentley! Oh, wait, I was mistaken…
A friend of mine was astonished that he saw numerous Bentleys that where used as Taxis in Paris about 15 years ago.
I was suspicious and when he showed me a photo, it turned out tu be one of those laugh

Slowlygettingit

945 posts

71 months

Friday 18th August 2023
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When these first came out they were added to our company car list and you could get a pretty high spec one compared to poverty spec German suspects.
Having seen a few in the states on a holiday where I thought they looked good I went for a looksy at the local dealer. 5 minutes later and no test drive I knew it wasn’t for me. Maybe I wasn’t enough of a thumb.