Dystopian future; what car are you driving?
Dystopian future; what car are you driving?
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Stick Legs

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8,978 posts

195 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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And so it has come to pass.

It’s 2040, gantry cameras enforce road pricing by the mile.
Black boxes are mandatory.
You have to buy plant based fuel in 205 litre drums, at a cost of £600.
99% of cars are self driving, and insurance premiums increase the more active driving you do.
There are exemptions for classics, but on a strictly mileage limited basis, 3000 miles a year.

So many threads concentrate on the best daily driver or your dream 3 car garage etc.

It got me thinking. What if your car was purely a toy.
In this dystopian possible future how would you cope?

Obviously pure speed is no longer a desirable trait.
High fuel consumption is going to cripple all but the wealthiest enthusiasts.

You probably need to be able to maintain it yourself.

It has to be fun at legal road speeds. Tactile rather than competent. Handling rather than grip.

So what would you choose?

One car, to remember what driving was and enjoy it while you can.

Stick Legs

Original Poster:

8,978 posts

195 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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My own choice is the Lotus Elite.

Famously not that quick.
Famous also for handling beautifully.
Completely DIY-able.
Carburettors.
Actually quite economical, mid 20’s mpg.

I reckon this would be a lot of fun indeed.
And by 2040 the looks will be even more retro-futuristic than they are now.

RDMcG

20,877 posts

237 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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In the unlikely event that I were to be around in 17 years time I would be 92.

However, assuming that I could still drive the toy would be something like my current Cayenne GTS...comfortable, easy to enter and exit, lots of space for the new walker and cane, and as I would be driving only a limited amount, no worries re fuel.

The nurse could sit in the passenger seat and shout to keep me awake.

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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MX5 (obviously!)

brillomaster

1,880 posts

200 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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what counts as classic? if its over 40 years old, then by the time 2040 rolls around, cars made before 2000 would qualify.

in which case, an early porsche boxster. 2.5, so not that fast, but naturally aspirated, flat 6, loud exhaust, really enjoy stretching out the revs. and i'd have it on small 16" wheels on 205/225 tyres, so it'd dance down a nice b road.

my current second car only does a couple of thousand miles a year, so mileage wouldn't be a problem.


Brent Hoffmeister

214 posts

46 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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Caterham, Morgan 3 wheeler maybe. Something visceral and a world away from the comfort of a self-driving box.

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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2cv ak400. Bimble bimble fart pop.

TheOctaneAddict

1,266 posts

77 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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Porsche 356, its basically a beetle that can be fixed with a coat hanger and tape. But its lovely to look at and would be super fun.

Missy Charm

1,524 posts

58 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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Probably a Ford Focus with no number plate. Further rounds of austerity and the middle classes - in the future confined to gated estates or anarchist radical vegan communities in Wales - screaming 'Tax is THEFT! I don't care if there's no state, it's my money' will have resulted in there being no human police officers left. Good times for God knows who, although by that point we'll probably be rendering the working classes down to make the eco-bunker fuel needed to ship plant based Chinese-made degenerate art and literature incinerators over here.

LactoseJoe

93 posts

191 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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£600 in 2040 money is probably not that crazy, just a ball park but something like £400 today I imagine, with a couple pandemics thrown in the mix.

kambites

71,550 posts

251 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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I suspect I'd still be in my Elise.

Chainsaw Rebuild

2,138 posts

132 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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A motorbike with no plate; uses relatively little fuel, can dodge around the police robots and escape everything else

jeremy996

388 posts

256 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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2 of the cars we have today, a 1972 Morgan 4/4 1600 and a 2000 MX5 NB California.

Neither high power, neither especially valuable, but fun to drive hard. Pretty basic to fix.

juice

9,895 posts

312 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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I'll be close to 70 by then. Assuming I am nimble enough by then I will still be driving around in this. Its the one car I've had that I will never ever sell.

It will be probably pushing 200K miles by then and will deffo have had a 'refurb'. I suspect the RFL will be exorbitant by then biggrin


Norton850

852 posts

67 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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My 928s.....

I have had it and maintained it for 20+ years so far,what's a few more...

And it is good fun..

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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jeremy996 said:
2 of the cars we have today, a 1972 Morgan 4/4 1600 and a 2000 MX5 NB California.

Neither high power, neither especially valuable, but fun to drive hard. Pretty basic to fix.
Very jealous, what a wonderful garage!

Roboticarm

1,675 posts

91 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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I have a series 2 lotus Elise I reckon, drop top fun doesn't need speed and the handling is the appeal on these
Either that or something like a classic Impreza sti, because if I can't go fast I can enjoy the theatre of the noise it makes

BoRED S2upid

21,069 posts

270 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2023
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We’ll be then my Abarth will be a classic so I will keep that 3000 miles is plenty.

siovey

1,963 posts

168 months

Wednesday 23rd August 2023
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I'd probably visit my uncle's country place that no one knows about. And then take his brilliant Red Barchetta from a better, vanished time out for a drive.
drivingmusic

P675

890 posts

62 months

Wednesday 23rd August 2023
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You won't have a car