RE: 2023 Brabus 900 Rocket R | PH Review
RE: 2023 Brabus 900 Rocket R | PH Review
Sunday 15th October 2023

2023 Brabus 900 Rocket R | PH Review

The last thing the 911 Turbo S really needed was more power. Brabus thought otherwise...


Anyone who’s ever thought the 992 generation Porsche 911 Turbo S was in need of more power has either never driven one, never been in one - or is downright mad. It’s a car that accelerates so violently that it’ll inflict pain on those who casually use launch control at a set of traffic lights. But some people like pain; the sort of folk who charge headfirst into a mosh pit or chow down a Carolina Reaper with a single bite. These aren’t 911 Turbo S people: they’re Brabus 900 Rocket R people.

We all know Brabus as the power-mad German tuner that likes to make fast Mercs go even faster, but in recent years it’s dabbled in boats, bikes, fashion (yes, really) and now Porsches. This first resulted in a ballistic 820hp upgrade for the 911 Turbo S, slashing the 0-62mph time to 2.5 seconds and upping the top speed to an electronically limited 211mph – and that actually counts in a country with limitless stretches of autobahn. But the firm wasn’t done, announcing a run of 25 '900 Rocket R' models a few months ago that’d see nearly every nut and bolt of the Turbo S get ‘Brabusised’ (their word, not ours, promise).

The standout difference visually is the outlandish Widestar body kit. Granted, it looks a touch brash in the press shots, but in person it’s utterly jaw-dropping – and brimming with detail. The leaf-hungry exposed radiators up front, the sculpted intakes behind the doors and the gold finish of the carbon Kevlar lining poking through the many flics of the extended wheel arches. The kit stretches the width of the car to nearly two metres, with forged Monoblock P wheels dressed in 255 front and 335-section rear tyres filling the wheel arches. The new look isn’t just for posing, either. The body kit generates more downforce than the standard Turbo S, and there’s fully adjustable, in-house developed coilovers behind that ultra-low ride height.

At its heart is the same twin-turbo 3.7-litre flat-six as the standard Turbo S, though it’s been overhauled by Brabus’s crack engine experts. Out go the Porsche turbos, in go a pair of larger VTGs that pump up the boost to 1.9 bar. An Inconel exhaust and remap dial the power all the way up 900hp and 738lb ft of torque, which is transferred to allfour wheels through the standard Porsche eight-speed PDK. But perhaps the best upgrade is the new BoostXtra diverter valves that ‘produce a clearly audible blow-off noise’ off throttle.

Do they ever. Pottering around the sleepy German town of Bottrop is a riot when the cabin is filled with whooshes and whistles every time you come away from the gas. The genius of the regular Turbo S is that it can be docile and unassuming when needed, whereas the Rocket R reminds you at all times that it’s completely wild. Twisting the dial on the wheel from Comfort to Sport unlocks the full 900hp, while Sport+ sharpens up the throttle and gearbox response to the point where the Rocket R is furiously tugging at the leash.

On a derestricted stretch of autobahn, the Rocket R is finally let loose. The difference in acceleration over the Turbo S is admittedly small at first, given how devastatingly fast the base car is; it’s only when you approach 5,000rpm that the Rocket R comes into its own. At this point, another level of performance is unlocked and the part of your brain in charge of adrenaline hits goes into complete meltdown. At first, I had to lift off because I simply wasn’t prepared for how much more ferocious the power delivery would be over the standard car.

Another squeeze of the throttle and the cabin comes alive with the sound of turbos spooling once again. At this point, the speedo readout becomes utterly useless, not that I cared to look down because this was a two-lane autobahn with a line of lorries on the right-hand side. What was also quite alarming is that, occasionally, the Rocket R would find a groove in the road and gently tug at the wheel - and that's quite terrifying at Brabus-grade speeds. Obviously, it doesn’t help that the surface quality of the autobahn network varies wildly, and it is remarkably settled on Germany’s local roads (which are far better than our own), but it does feel as though a degree of ride refinement has been sacrificed to attain that sinister look.

For the most part, however, the Rocket R feels like it's been put together by a proper OEM. On the one hand, it’s not surprising given the scale of the firm's facility in Bottrop, but on the other it only has a team of around 50 to 60 technical staff, which is small fry by manufacturer standards. The Turbo S is a highly complex base to work with, so the fact that PASM and the adjustable exhaust system work at the flick of a switch, as they would in a standard car, reflects the high standard the Rocket R adheres to. It knows when to back off when you select Comfort, too. Sure, it doesn’t play the GT as well as the standard Turbo S does, but it’s surprisingly docile at speeds non-Brabus people drive at.

Let’s be honest, the big draw of the Rocket R is that it looks cool, is stupidly fast, is incredibly rare and comes from one of the biggest tuning firms on the planet. Oh, and it’s kitted out with a herd’s worth of textured leather, which certainly makes it feel a lot snazzier (if a little over the top by Porsche standards). And that suits the Rocket R down to a tee. It’s not here to be sensible or understated. That’s what the Turbo S is for. Instead, it’s about excess. More speed, more carbon, more money. For that, and a fee of €549,130 (£475,126), Brabus has you well and truly covered.


SPECIFICATION | BRABUS 900 ROCKET R

Engine: 3,745cc flat-six, twin-turbo
Transmission: eight-speed dual-clutch auto, all-wheel drive
Power (hp): 900@N/A
Torque (lb ft): 738@N/A
0-62mph: 2.5secs
Top speed: 211mph (limited)
Weight: 1,640kg (stock Turbo S)
MPG: N/A
CO2: N/A
Price: Starting €549,130

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Augustus Windsock

Original Poster:

3,796 posts

185 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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The tortology of my current moment is that o have given 5 stars but actually don’t like it.
I’m a confessed petrolhead but feel this is a step too far, just too much of everything. In my world too much is usually good, but for some reason this just ain’t for me.
No doubt the naysayers will knock me down a peg or too but in todays world of speed camera proliferation, and ever increasing traffic density, it makes a ridiculously fast car unusable for more of the time (or that extra proportion of the performance)

Bright Halo

3,985 posts

265 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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Completely mad and almost cartoonish.
I love it!
They have managed to make her rather large rear end even bigger.

Chubbyross

4,991 posts

115 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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For me the 911 Turbo has always been about its capabilities as a sports car and a GT. If they’ve lost the latter then it’s been spoiled IMHO. If I were to spend that kind of money for hypercar performance I’d be looking elsewhere.

Baddie

807 posts

247 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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I remember reading about the first 710 BHP Koenig Testarossa in the 80’s, and back then it really did feel you can’t have too much power, there was a reasonable chance of enjoying it without unpleasant social or legal consequences.

While this Brabus is a great car and achievement, I don’t feel the same excitement now. I went to Germany in 2005 specifically to stretch the M5 (only 340 BHP), did do a lot of cruising at 125-ish, but the chance for really big speeds was a bumpy meandering two lane Autobahn.

If I could drive at 150+ I would - a friend’s E61 squatting down at 110 when it hit peak torque at 6k was mainlining - but now prefer Tutill’s approach with their latest 911, to make the best car they can between 40 and 80 (ref Chris Harris’s great YT vid).

GreatScott2016

2,531 posts

118 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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Augustus Windsock said:
The tortology of my current moment is that o have given 5 stars but actually don’t like it.
I’m a confessed petrolhead but feel this is a step too far, just too much of everything. In my world too much is usually good, but for some reason this just ain’t for me.
No doubt the naysayers will knock me down a peg or too but in todays world of speed camera proliferation, and ever increasing traffic density, it makes a ridiculously fast car unusable for more of the time (or that extra proportion of the performance)
Inclined to agree. Standard car is plenty quick enough smile

Oiyou

175 posts

136 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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I get this. Brings a lot of drama to an otherwise sensible choice for those that like to show it.

Given on the road anything north of 250hp can't really be used hard, and any overtakes that require more are probably best not done, why not have 900? Not really any more unusable than 500 or 600.

I must be getting old but the base models of sports cars are now looking more rounded ownership options than the flagships. Especially where 4wd is thrown in if you want it or not (probably do with 900hp mind).

Sandpit Steve

15,193 posts

104 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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Because no-one ever drove a Turbo S and thought to themselves it’s a great car, but could really do with a load more power! The standard one is already more than enough of a rocket, unless you’re chasing Nurburgring lap records.

My hypothetical lottery win goes to Singer or Tuthill, for a modern take on a classic that’s actually useable on the road.

carinaman

25,216 posts

202 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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I'm the only one thinking Brabus 900R would be a KTM motorcycle?

Jon_S_Rally

4,462 posts

118 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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Totally pointless, over-the-top and stupid.

I love it. The world is a better place for madness like this.

Borgdrone79

2 posts

40 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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What a rear view. Doubt I will ever see one on the road...

Edited by Borgdrone79 on Thursday 19th October 06:29

Water Fairy

6,611 posts

185 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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That's one phat ass!

I agree with Mr Windsock on this one.

And also I think actually looks naff too.

Kipsrs

714 posts

79 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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I have to agree with Msr. Windsock, a standard Turbo S is plenty enough car and just because you can doesn’t always mean you should.

Kipsrs

714 posts

79 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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I have to agree with Msr. Windsock, a standard Turbo S is plenty enough car and just because you can doesn’t always mean you should.

Earthdweller

19,458 posts

156 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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I saw the headline and thought oh some kind of new smart car thing .. how wrong

Mentally I associate brabus with Mercedes/smart not Porsche

Newbie2023

324 posts

40 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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Kipsrs said:
I have to agree with Msr. Windsock, a standard Turbo S is plenty enough car and just because you can doesn’t always mean you should.
I'd rather go with just because others wouldn't want to doesn't mean for a second that you shouldn't want to do it yourself in general.

On a side note I don't think I have liked a Brabus wheel design since their monoblocks. There were very good.

Shiv_P

3,042 posts

135 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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Chubbyross said:
For me the 911 Turbo has always been about its capabilities as a sports car and a GT. If they’ve lost the latter then it’s been spoiled IMHO. If I were to spend that kind of money for hypercar performance I’d be looking elsewhere.
It's a bit of a crap GT comparatively due to high road noise IMO

Chubbyross

4,991 posts

115 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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Shiv_P said:
Chubbyross said:
For me the 911 Turbo has always been about its capabilities as a sports car and a GT. If they’ve lost the latter then it’s been spoiled IMHO. If I were to spend that kind of money for hypercar performance I’d be looking elsewhere.
It's a bit of a crap GT comparatively due to high road noise IMO
My old 997.2 turbo was a cabriolet so the wind noise overwhelmed the tyre noise. Besides, I’m half deaf so it was never an issue!

MyV10BarksAndBites

1,705 posts

79 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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Oiyou said:
I get this. Brings a lot of drama to an otherwise sensible choice for those that like to show it.

Given on the road anything north of 250hp can't really be used hard, and any overtakes that require more are probably best not done, why not have 900? Not really any more unusable than 500 or 600.

I must be getting old but the base models of sports cars are now looking more rounded ownership options than the flagships. Especially where 4wd is thrown in if you want it or not (probably do with 900hp mind).
Exactly… stop trying to analyse things… it’s not that deep!!!… People like to have fun… #EndOf

pycraft

1,472 posts

214 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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"We all know Brabus as the power-mad German tuner that likes to make fast Mercs go even faster, but in recent years it’s dabbled in boats, bikes, fashion (yes, really)"

Whole new meaning to "fast fashion". Perhaps very fast fashion.

NGK210

5,027 posts

175 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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Makes me laugh when the standard car is described as ‘everyday’ or a ‘GT’. Tyre roar / general road noise at 80+ is appalling, so how can it be a GT??

So at least the 900 is honest. And if driving around in a deformed scarab beetle with crazy poke is your thing, fill yer Ariats.