Oh no, there's a gritter in the distance ahead...
Oh no, there's a gritter in the distance ahead...
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Mr Squarekins

Original Poster:

1,648 posts

92 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Ok, It's that time of year.bangheadbanghead

You're on the motorway and start to notice that the traffic's getting denser and bunching up, yellow lights appear in the distance ahead, oh no! it's a gritter travelling in the same direction as you. eek Middle lane, no chance of using a poor sap to 'shield' your pride and joy.

You're in a low car, It's a 'daily' but a very nice one, Porsche, sporty Merc/Audi/BMW etc.

What do you do... once your heart rate settles again...

Get it over with and listen to the machine gun fire to your car? tank

Slow to 45mph and wait it out whilst others assume you're an idiot, until the gritter turns off in 60 miles? jester

Slow as above, turn off at the first opportunity and maybe add 2 hours to your journey? punch

Edited by Mr Squarekins on Saturday 2nd December 18:31

Stick Legs

8,933 posts

195 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Get a life?

biglaugh

Okay, that was unkind, but seriously if it’s that important buy a winter snotter.




Fore Left

1,615 posts

212 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Blast past it. It's a gritter FFS, its dropping salt on the road. You get far worse being thrown up / coming off the back of regular trucks.

HTH

No ideas for a name

3,255 posts

116 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Mr Squarekins said:
Slow to 45mph and wait it out whilst others assume you're an idiot, until the gritter turns off in 60 miles?
Surely the person that overtakes the gritter is the one others will assume is the idiot.

Gordon Hill

2,412 posts

45 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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said:
What do you do? Run a shed in the winter

Wheatsheaf

119 posts

98 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Gordon said:
What do you do? Run a shed in the winter
Yep we can all afford to run an extra car for the few days over winter where we might encounter a gritter.... smile

Yeah I hate it too. I have two old cars, might be described as "sheds / snotters" (what a horrible expression BTW), doesn't mean I want either of them machine gunned with grit.

I just "grit" my teeth and blast past in one movement, on a slight left-hander if possible.

mirsgarage

263 posts

49 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Daily a Panamera - drive an SLS also, and in the winter. So applies to both.

I just blast through. Panamera is not PPF'd, SLS is. Not bothered with the PPF on the car. Without, the Panamera is fine - it's a daily, it's gonna get nicks and such - this is life.

GroundEffect

13,864 posts

186 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Wheatsheaf said:
Gordon said:
What do you do? Run a shed in the winter
Yep we can all afford to run an extra car for the few days over winter where we might encounter a gritter.... smile

Yeah I hate it too. I have two old cars, might be described as "sheds / snotters" (what a horrible expression BTW), doesn't mean I want either of them machine gunned with grit.

I just "grit" my teeth and blast past in one movement, on a slight left-hander if possible.
If you have a "nice" car that you're precious about some minor stone chips on, then yes you can afford a shed too.


Mr E

23,066 posts

289 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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The lotus doesn’t really do winter.
And frankly, 20 years on the paint - it looks like it’s been sandblasted anyway

Wacky Racer

41,363 posts

277 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Potentially skidding off the road into a lamp post due to ice on the road if you overtake or

Staying behind it watching your pride and joy rot to bits four years later...

scratchchin

idea

Pull over for ten minutes until the gritter has gone, then power wash your car's wheel arches and underside ASAP.


Stick Legs

8,933 posts

195 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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mirsgarage said:
Daily a Panamera - drive an SLS also, and in the winter. So applies to both.

I just blast through. Panamera is not PPF'd, SLS is. Not bothered with the PPF on the car. Without, the Panamera is fine - it's a daily, it's gonna get nicks and such - this is life.
Exactly.

My Range Rover gets a proper polish, paint correction & ceramic coat in the spring after winter has done it’s worst.

Yes it will deteriorate but this hopefully slows it.

If I had something classic or very nice I’d not take it out when salty.

M11rph

1,172 posts

51 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Hang back, spot next exit, up the junction and gun it, rejoin ahead of gritter.

bearman68

4,937 posts

162 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Gordon Hill said:
What do you do? Run a shed in the winter
Don't be daft. Sheds are for life, not just Christmas. smile

Zarco

21,028 posts

239 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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I'm a blast past it kind of guy.

mirsgarage

263 posts

49 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Stick Legs said:
Exactly.

My Range Rover gets a proper polish, paint correction & ceramic coat in the spring after winter has done it’s worst.

Yes it will deteriorate but this hopefully slows it.

If I had something classic or very nice I’d not take it out when salty.
Yep, same, after winter the ceramic coat is "refurbished"

I know it isn't PPF, but I applied the same to my other cars and they really only needed a bit of touch up totalling less than £1k all said and done after 4-5 winters, and that was only to achieve "perfection", it was more or less not noticable to the naked eye unless you were 30-40cm away.

Gordon Hill

2,412 posts

45 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Wheatsheaf said:
Gordon said:
What do you do? Run a shed in the winter
Yep we can all afford to run an extra car for the few days over winter where we might encounter a gritter.... smile

Yeah I hate it too. I have two old cars, might be described as "sheds / snotters" (what a horrible expression BTW), doesn't mean I want either of them machine gunned with grit.

I just "grit" my teeth and blast past in one movement, on a slight left-hander if possible.
I didn't say for a few days, why does the gritter only come out a few days a year? Where do you live Northern Australia? If it bothers you that much just catch the bus.

Muddle238

4,417 posts

143 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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GroundEffect said:
Wheatsheaf said:
Gordon said:
What do you do? Run a shed in the winter
Yep we can all afford to run an extra car for the few days over winter where we might encounter a gritter.... smile

Yeah I hate it too. I have two old cars, might be described as "sheds / snotters" (what a horrible expression BTW), doesn't mean I want either of them machine gunned with grit.

I just "grit" my teeth and blast past in one movement, on a slight left-hander if possible.
If you have a "nice" car that you're precious about some minor stone chips on, then yes you can afford a shed too.
Wow.

reefer110

103 posts

70 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Came across one on the M1 last night, surprised at the amount of vehicles hanging around its immediate vicinity, seemingly clueless about to tackle the big spitting orange flashy thing. By far the worst was a Focus, maybe 2 car lengths behind it and refusing to move out into clean air... bonkers.

GeniusOfLove

5,769 posts

42 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Presumably by the time you've finished mithering about it like an old woman it's spring anyway?

Stick Legs

8,933 posts

195 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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reefer110 said:
…By far the worst was a Focus, maybe 2 car lengths behind it and refusing to move out into clean air... bonkers.
I know someone who was seriously unhappy with the company car they were given, they were running a Jag on their own coin & charging mileage and their boss ‘made’ them have a company car, Renault Laguna IIRC.

They would have done this.

It got (ab)used for everything.
Festivals.
Trips to the tip, beach, etc.
Lent out, used to carry all manner of crap.
Taken weekly to the scratchiest oldest car wash in the district so it appeared spotless from a distance.
Tailgated aggregate trucks.
Speeding on loose chippings.

I actually felt sorry for the car, best bit was it would not die!