Does this even make sense?
Does this even make sense?
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Trikster

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931 posts

232 months

Wednesday 6th March 2024
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Spotted at my local Shell garage... 100% of what?? made me twitch.... is it me?


Whataguy

1,135 posts

110 months

Wednesday 6th March 2024
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It’s awful branding, they even have the same graphic on their website.

Full sentence is ‘ restores up to 100% of your engines performance’

But maybe that’s the idea, by beating misleading you look up the website to find out what they are on about?

Riley Blue

23,205 posts

256 months

Thursday 7th March 2024
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It's used repeatedly on their web site but when you read the numerous caveats they all include 'No guarantees provided'.

In other words it could mean anything between 0 - 100% so no different from any other fuel.

Mr Tidy

31,513 posts

157 months

Thursday 7th March 2024
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OK it's E5 99 RON but it's stupidly expensive. eek

I use Tesco Momentum E5 99 RON!

Terminator X

20,652 posts

234 months

Thursday 7th March 2024
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Up to 100% ... Sounds good but meaningless of course.

TX.

Heaveho

7,472 posts

204 months

Thursday 7th March 2024
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Mr Tidy said:
OK it's E5 99 RON but it's stupidly expensive. eek

I use Tesco Momentum E5 99 RON!
All the other brands are good if you use the car regularly. Shell is very good for keeping it's RON rating on stored cars. Up to 3 years on mine, they just start and run.

mwstewart

8,564 posts

218 months

Thursday 7th March 2024
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I measured this on my car using an oscilloscope and found that it only applied between 81 and 83mph. The window of improvement was so small that I decided to use regular 95.

WelshRich

486 posts

87 months

Friday 8th March 2024
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The one that sticks with me from an old college lecture was an advert where Ford claimed that their new car was “700% quieter”


When challenged by the advertising standards agency, Ford justified their claim by saying that the car was 700% quieter on the inside than the outside…

supacool1

738 posts

209 months

Friday 8th March 2024
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Haaaaa...saw this literally yesterday when I walked over to the Shell garage down the road from my partners house. Thought the same thing...

60% of the time it works every time....


Olivergt

2,258 posts

111 months

Friday 8th March 2024
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"Now up to 100%"

The critical words are "up to" those 2 little words effectively make the whole statement meaningless.

Pick any number between 0 and 100 and it will satisfy that statement.

Baldchap

9,625 posts

122 months

Friday 8th March 2024
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Heaveho said:
Mr Tidy said:
OK it's E5 99 RON but it's stupidly expensive. eek

I use Tesco Momentum E5 99 RON!
All the other brands are good if you use the car regularly. Shell is very good for keeping it's RON rating on stored cars. Up to 3 years on mine, they just start and run.
The actual science behind fuel degradation is that basically in a sensible sized sealed container (like a modern fuel tank), it won't go off in any meaningful way over a few years.

UTH

12,280 posts

208 months

Friday 8th March 2024
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Olivergt said:
"Now up to 100%"

The critical words are "up to" those 2 little words effectively make the whole statement meaningless.

Pick any number between 0 and 100 and it will satisfy that statement.
Same issue I've always had with the words "one of the...."

I am one of the tallest men in the world. I may be number 6,345,768,324 in the world, but it's still one of the tallest.
A nonsense phrase really.

BertBert

21,268 posts

241 months

Friday 8th March 2024
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Baldchap said:
The actual science behind fuel degradation is that basically in a sensible sized sealed container (like a modern fuel tank), it won't go off in any meaningful way over a few years.
But that's not what modern folk-fuel-lore says. People are thinking their petrol won't last over a winter

Alex_225

7,785 posts

231 months

Friday 8th March 2024
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supacool1 said:
60% of the time it works every time....
Exactly what I was about to put hahaha. But is it made with bits of real panther!

boyse7en

8,186 posts

195 months

Friday 8th March 2024
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Alex_225 said:
supacool1 said:
60% of the time it works every time....
Exactly what I was about to put hahaha. But is it made with bits of real panther!
It's 100% effective, but there's only a 50% chance of that...