no lights in rain
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PlywoodPascal

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5,974 posts

50 months

Saturday 6th April 2024
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it;s been raining a lot, and every I day I see dozens of fkwits on motorways in the spray with no lights on. WHYYYYY

O drivers in the shrouding rain, unseen,
Veiled in the gloom of nature's sombre hue,

No lights to mark their passage o'er the way,
No beacons to forewarn the traveler's eye -
Like shades they glide, these denizens of grey,
Uncaring of the storm that rages by.

What careless hearts, what reckless souls are these,
That through the blinding rain would blindly roam?
Heedless of dangers that the dark may seize,
Unwitting of the fear they bear for some.

O drivers in the tempest's doleful train,
What melancholy song is yours to feign?

Turn7

25,720 posts

250 months

Saturday 6th April 2024
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Braindead zombies with zero thought of anyone but themselves

Nickp82

3,958 posts

122 months

Saturday 6th April 2024
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Auto lights are very useful
But if I’m being truthful
Many people now assume
They’ll work in any type of gloom
So they become a danger
Because the light controls have become a stranger


Ardennes92

712 posts

109 months

Saturday 6th April 2024
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What I don’t understand is why the algorithm that turns lights on isn’t linked to the wipers being on/activated, maybe possible that there could be a software update to pick up existing cars?

119

19,951 posts

65 months

Saturday 6th April 2024
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Ardennes92 said:
What I don’t understand is why the algorithm that turns lights on isn’t linked to the wipers being on/activated, maybe possible that there could be a software update to pick up existing cars?
Many of the Vag & Merc ones are and have done for years.

Mr Tidy

31,469 posts

156 months

Saturday 6th April 2024
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I think it's because they have DRLs so can see, but no rear lights for some stupid reason so you can't see them. banghead

My Auto-lights work pretty well when rain reduces light levels, but so many of these cheap cars with DRLs don't seem to have Auto-lights.

Robertb

3,852 posts

267 months

Saturday 6th April 2024
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PlywoodPascal said:
it;s been raining a lot, and every I day I see dozens of fkwits on motorways in the spray with no lights on. WHYYYYY

O drivers in the shrouding rain, unseen,
Veiled in the gloom of nature's sombre hue,

No lights to mark their passage o'er the way,
No beacons to forewarn the traveler's eye -
Like shades they glide, these denizens of grey,
Uncaring of the storm that rages by.

What careless hearts, what reckless souls are these,
That through the blinding rain would blindly roam?
Heedless of dangers that the dark may seize,
Unwitting of the fear they bear for some.

O drivers in the tempest's doleful train,
What melancholy song is yours to feign?
One of best bits of poetry I’ve read for a while, beautifully constructed!

I look forward to further editions in a road safety context.

bsp23

51 posts

98 months

Saturday 6th April 2024
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I didn't realise Lord Tennyson was a Pistonhead. Bravo!

PlywoodPascal said:
it;s been raining a lot, and every I day I see dozens of fkwits on motorways in the spray with no lights on. WHYYYYY

O drivers in the shrouding rain, unseen,
Veiled in the gloom of nature's sombre hue,

No lights to mark their passage o'er the way,
No beacons to forewarn the traveler's eye -
Like shades they glide, these denizens of grey,
Uncaring of the storm that rages by.

What careless hearts, what reckless souls are these,
That through the blinding rain would blindly roam?
Heedless of dangers that the dark may seize,
Unwitting of the fear they bear for some.

O drivers in the tempest's doleful train,
What melancholy song is yours to feign?

SimonKD

1,387 posts

260 months

Sunday 7th April 2024
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PlywoodPascal said:
it;s been raining a lot, and every I day I see dozens of fkwits on motorways in the spray with no lights on. WHYYYYY

O drivers in the shrouding rain, unseen,
Veiled in the gloom of nature's sombre hue,

No lights to mark their passage o'er the way,
No beacons to forewarn the traveler's eye -
Like shades they glide, these denizens of grey,
Uncaring of the storm that rages by.

What careless hearts, what reckless souls are these,
That through the blinding rain would blindly roam?
Heedless of dangers that the dark may seize,
Unwitting of the fear they bear for some.

O drivers in the tempest's doleful train,
What melancholy song is yours to feign?
Never knew that car safety can be combined with poetry, well written

Gavin0478

480 posts

170 months

Sunday 7th April 2024
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Whataguy

1,134 posts

109 months

Sunday 7th April 2024
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Yes, it’s a silly omit by manufacturers.

My VWs had a setting to turn on lights when the wipers were being used, but in a Toyota they don’t have it.

Must be one of the easiest things to program. Recent Toyotas allow over the air updates so it could be added easily.

If it’s dull the auto lights come on, but not for rain.

Many cars have illuminated dashboards with just a tiny icon for lights on, a lot of people likely don’t know what the icon means.

Pit Pony

11,307 posts

150 months

Sunday 7th April 2024
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Ardennes92 said:
What I don’t understand is why the algorithm that turns lights on isn’t linked to the wipers being on/activated, maybe possible that there could be a software update to pick up existing cars?
When I taught my wife to drive (in a 1974 mini), the rule I taught was if you are using your wipers, then you need the lights. There's no reason why software couldn't do the same function now. Wipers on for more than 20 seconds, lights on, and stay on until you manually turn them off.

Riley Blue

23,205 posts

255 months

Sunday 7th April 2024
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SimonKD said:
PlywoodPascal said:
it;s been raining a lot, and every I day I see dozens of fkwits on motorways in the spray with no lights on. WHYYYYY

O drivers in the shrouding rain, unseen,
Veiled in the gloom of nature's sombre hue,

No lights to mark their passage o'er the way,
No beacons to forewarn the traveler's eye -
Like shades they glide, these denizens of grey,
Uncaring of the storm that rages by.

What careless hearts, what reckless souls are these,
That through the blinding rain would blindly roam?
Heedless of dangers that the dark may seize,
Unwitting of the fear they bear for some.

O drivers in the tempest's doleful train,
What melancholy song is yours to feign?
Never knew that car safety can be combined with poetry, well written
AI is so clever wink

Spitfire2

1,968 posts

215 months

Sunday 7th April 2024
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Ardennes92 said:
What I don’t understand is why the algorithm that turns lights on isn’t linked to the wipers being on/activated, maybe possible that there could be a software update to pick up existing cars?
My 17 year old Merc does exactly this. If the wipers activate more than a few swipes? The lights come on.

PlywoodPascal

Original Poster:

5,974 posts

50 months

Sunday 7th April 2024
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SimonKD said:
Never knew that car safety can be combined with poetry, well written
Thank you.
I had not thought of it like that
It was more putting my emotions into it
But I think this is a promising new sub genre for me to explore
Poetic road safety

andy43

13,205 posts

283 months

Sunday 7th April 2024
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If visibility turns to ste,
Why not turn on your fking light?

Sporky

12,170 posts

93 months

Sunday 7th April 2024
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My Yetis also turned on the headlights if the sun was low and behind you.

kambites

71,475 posts

250 months

Sunday 7th April 2024
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Ardennes92 said:
What I don’t understand is why the algorithm that turns lights on isn’t linked to the wipers being on/activated, maybe possible that there could be a software update to pick up existing cars?
Would be an improvement but still wouldn't help when it's misty. Personally I think automatic headlights, especially combined with always-lit dashboards, are a terrible idea unless they work absolutely flawlessly because it's inevitable that people come to rely on them.

911Spanker

3,653 posts

45 months

Sunday 7th April 2024
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I have a sensor which assesses the weather, including light conditions and it turns wipers, lights etc on when needed. It also ensures I am in the correct lane on a motorway and senses danger, adjusting speed as required.

Have it in all my cars and works perfectly every time.

PlywoodPascal

Original Poster:

5,974 posts

50 months

Sunday 7th April 2024
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911Spanker said:
I have a sensor which assesses the weather, including light conditions and it turns wipers, lights etc on when needed. It also ensures I am in the correct lane on a motorway and senses danger, adjusting speed as required.

Have it in all my cars and works perfectly every time.
Gosh that sounds advanced, i expect it wasn’t standard fit. How much was it?!