RE: Check out the new Ineos Grenadier styling pack
RE: Check out the new Ineos Grenadier styling pack
Thursday 30th May 2024

Check out the new Ineos Grenadier styling pack

Ineos wants the Grenadier to be taken very seriously as a utility vehicle. The aftermarket has other ideas...


Is it overselling it to suggest that the old Land Rover Defender ranked among the most frequently and comprehensively modified cars in the world? Given the thriving aftermarket devoted to Japanese performance cars in both North America and the JDM, probably it is. But if we narrow our focus to the UK, possibly not. After all, several thriving British companies (cough*Twisted*cough) have been founded on the notion of reworking Land Rover's original idea. Bowler was so good at it (among other things) that JLR eventually acquired it. Jim Ratcliffe famously liked the car so much that he spent a small fortune on replicating its salient features so that future generations might know what it is like to bounce around a field atop a separate chassis.  

It is only fitting then - and inevitable, really - that the same aftermarket scene has turned its attention to the result. You could argue that tweaking the styling of the Ineos Grenadier is like putting a hat on a hat, but Ratcliffe’s car is so committed to its impression of the veteran Defender that it lends itself to the same box of design tricks - i.e. big wheels and stuck-on arches. That, essentially, is the nettle that the Chelsea Truck Company (a subsidiary of the unapologetically in-your-face Kahn Group) has grasped here with a new styling package for the Grenadier. 

Following recent efforts with what it calls a ‘series of prototype vehicle builds’, and now available to both dealers and customers, the pack includes replacement 18-inch or 20-inch RS-Forged alloy wheels, wide wheel arches, front grille, rear roof wing, and a twin exhaust system with what CTC calls its ‘signature crosshair tailpipes’. We don’t know what that means exactly, but it doesn’t matter: it’s all a means to an end, which is, of course, a much brawnier quota of visual presence for the Grenadier. From some angles we quite like it, and on the Kahn scale of such things, it’s positively subtle. Even if it does require you to make peace with those Monster Truck tyres. 

“This styling package is designed to transform the Grenadier by elevating its classic design language. Each component has been specifically crafted with the end user in mind, offering simplicity in execution while delivering significant aesthetic enhancements and improvements to the vehicle,” reckons Group CEO Afzal Kahn. Quite how Ineos regards this sort of elevation is anyone’s guess (Land Rover famously hates the aftermarket, even when it pinches from it). Mr Kahn likely knows the CTC end user better than anyone, both in aesthetic requirements and what they’re happy to spend on achieving them. And on the basis that former Defender owners and new Grenadier buyers are often one and the same thing, there’s a fair chance that its latest tinkering will gain a similarly loyal following. Should you wish to take the plunge, the secondhand choice is extensive...


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toys

Original Poster:

245 posts

288 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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Those tyres are just silly.

And it sits too low at the rear.

boozyjay

192 posts

95 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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I saw a Grenadier on the motorway earlier today. Awful looking thing.

Motormouth88

782 posts

89 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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As per usual the tyres/wheels are far too big…are manufacturers just on a mission to make their cars look as much like a cartoon as possible

Glenn63

3,928 posts

113 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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Yep, still looks awful. Shirley those rear tires will be straight into the plastic arch bit over the slightest of bumps.

gazza285

11,157 posts

237 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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Glenn63 said:
Yep, still looks awful. Shirley those rear tires will be straight into the plastic arch bit over the slightest of bumps.

Most certainly not, because the suspension will be rock hard.

paradigital

1,104 posts

181 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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I genuinely thought it said Chelsea Tractor on the spare wheel cover.

Shame.

pti

1,858 posts

173 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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paradigital said:
I genuinely thought it said Chelsea Tractor on the spare wheel cover.

Shame.
Same biglaugh

S600BSB

8,366 posts

135 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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boozyjay said:
I saw a Grenadier on the motorway earlier today. Awful looking thing.
Agree

Maccmike8

1,606 posts

83 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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Not a fan generally but that looks pretty cool.

larrylamb11

690 posts

280 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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It looks a bit like a toy, but I guess they need to do whatever they can to try and sell cars..... Ineos' registration numbers are concerningly poor - 96 new registrations year to date.... They're comfortably the lowest number of new car registrations amongst ALL the brands - even Fisker have registered over 200 cars so far this year! Given the incredibly low volumes they're selling and the high number of cars for sale on AT, I'd guess they need all the help they can get to shift these. Depreciation looks pretty crippling to boot.

(Data here )

CountyAFC

6,049 posts

32 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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I like it.

Sorry.

FourWheelDrift

92,297 posts

313 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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Removing the underbite at the front would be a good start.

Oilchange

9,703 posts

289 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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Me too, great looking car but the wheels are too big.
I’d spec one with smaller sized steelies like the defender

Ecosseven

2,367 posts

246 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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Not for me I'm afraid. The Nissan Patrol below has oversized 35" tyres but still has a decent gap to allow for wheel articulation.




Bill

58,652 posts

284 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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This is just comedy renders isn't it? No axles etc and no clearance for wheel articulation.

ETA unless they are going for portal axles and air suspension, in which case I'll forgive it its looks...

Clivey

5,683 posts

233 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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larrylamb11 said:
It looks a bit like a toy, but I guess they need to do whatever they can to try and sell cars..... Ineos' registration numbers are concerningly poor - 96 new registrations year to date.... They're comfortably the lowest number of new car registrations amongst ALL the brands - even Fisker have registered over 200 cars so far this year! Given the incredibly low volumes they're selling and the high number of cars for sale on AT, I'd guess they need all the help they can get to shift these. Depreciation looks pretty crippling to boot.

(Data here )
This isn't Ineos themselves. - It's modified by the Chelsea Tat Company, from Bradford. wink

Cups Renault

203 posts

230 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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Putting lipstick on a pig

C69

1,294 posts

41 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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I imagine that the road noise generated by those too-wide tyres would get very tiresome very quickly.

Nish Gnackers

1,173 posts

70 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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Chances are if anyone buys one it will only ever be driven slowly around South Kensington or Chelsea Harbour, so suspension travel, wheel articulation and tyre roar won't be an issue.

Davie

6,216 posts

244 months

Thursday 30th May 2024
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Am I missing something... but is that not a just a render of a standard Grenadier with bigger tyres? The Aussie 4x4 channels, more so Ronnie Dahl, have modified them for outback based overlanding... ie with additions that actually work and they look pretty decent.