RE: Looney tuned | Six of the Best
RE: Looney tuned | Six of the Best
Friday 7th June 2024

Looney tuned | Six of the Best

Modified cars come in all shapes and sizes - here are some of the more extreme efforts...


Porsche 911 GT3 RS (991.1), 2015, 13k, £159,991

If you want a Porsche that’s brilliant on road and circuit, you buy a GT product. If you want probably the best track day car there is that’ll also get you home dry, buy a GT RS. And if you think of nothing else but lap times and downforce and being utterly exhilarated on four wheels, you get a Manthey-fettled Porsche GT RS. Now majority-owned by Porsche, Manthey forged its reputation over the years by making the best Nurburgring race cars going - nobody could build a Nordschleife-crushing Porsche like Manthey. So now it makes the road car equivalent as well, for those that spell Pistenklause without looking it up. This 991.1 GT3 RS includes upgrades such as KW adjustable coilovers, upgraded brake pads and lines, plus those stunning aerodisc wheels. This one has only covered 2,000 miles since last February - time to sort that out, pronto. Germany’s nice this time of year.

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Brabus Range Rover SV, 2023, 60 miles, £329,995 

From the sublime to the, er, sublime - but in a very different way. In the same way that Manthey is there for when the very best track car isn’t enough, Brabus aims to go that bit further when it comes to luxury models. This Bottrop bruiser is based on the new P615 SV, also known as the ultimate of the ultimate: the most luxurious, most powerful, most expensive Range Rover around. To that Brabus adds a beautifully redone interior (red perforated diamond quilting looks much better than it sounds), 24-inch wheels (because what SUV is complete without those?) and every single bit of Brabus aero addenda available. That means bumpers, diffusers, spoilers, skirts - the lot. And the kind of clout no mere Range Rover could dream of. This is a certified, official Brabus, you see, rather than a car that’s had parts added to it. Which still feels strange to say about something that isn’t a Mercedes, but there we are - call it diversification. Brabus-style.

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Lotus Exige S3, 2019, 17k, £55,990

Modifications can be modest too, of course. And it’s hard to think of a bigger gap than the one that exists between a £300,000 Range Rover and an Exige helped along a little by Lotus specialists Komo-Tec. This 2019 car doesn’t even have one of the more extreme tunes of the supercharged V6, instead lightly tickled from the standard 350hp up to 370hp or so with a slight boost in torque as well. Like we said, modest - but no bad thing given how fast an S3 Exige is from the factory. This white example also benefits from a Cup 380 front clam for a bit of race car attitude, as well as the ultra-lightweight 10-spoke wheels. It all looks very motorsport, in fact, like it’s just waiting for a livery. All its services have been with Lotus main agents or specialists, and 17k is a reasonable return for five years. Every mile is memorable in an Exige, which should ring even more true for a slightly faster one.

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VW Golf GTI Turbo Technics, 1986, 108k, PH Auction

Once upon a time, Turbo Technics was the name in forced induction. Didn’t matter if the cars weren’t turbocharged from the factory, Turbo Technics would make it happen. And create legends in the process. This is one of them, a Mk2 Golf GTI that was turbocharged just four months after first registration in April 1986. And nothing quite says April 1986 like a red GTI with two spoilers, white Compomotive wheels and a great big snail under the bonnet. Being sold in a PH auction by just its second owner, this Golf was treated to a £10k engine refresh a decade ago (with some forged internals) and is now 200hp strong. That’s kept under control by a Wavetrac diff and Tarox calipers. All proper stuff, basically. Should be a right old hoot as a result. The guide price is just £10,000-£12,500, and bidding starts in a fortnight - time to relive a misspent youth…

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Land Rover Defender, 2015, 15k, £64,999

Now we’re talking. In the same way that a Porsche modified by Manthey will change track days forever, so no off-road adventure will ever be the same again once tackled in a Bowler Land Rover. Drew Bowler created his eponymous almost 40 years ago; he had built Series 1s for competition, and the company would sell uprated parts and complete vehicles for the ultimate go-anywhere experience. Perhaps most famous in the early '00s for cars like the Wildcat and Nemesis, Bowler has been best known in the past decade for preparing the Defender Rally Series cars. This one is interesting with lots of the motorsport mods - including uprated suspension, more power and Alcon brakes - but with just 15,000 road miles to its name. It even has CarPlay and a Focal audio system. Modified Land Rovers can be quite divisive (see above) apart from Bowler Defenders. Everyone loves a Bowler Defender.

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Caterham Levante, 2011, 3k, £50,000

There’s modifying, and then there’s modifying. A Caterham Seven is brisk with a Suzuki Jimny engine in; this one, seemingly quite famous in the silly sports car corner of the internet, has a supercharged 2.4-litre V6 in it, for 600hp. In a 600kg car. There aren't many superbikes that can boast 1,000hp per tonne, so to have that performance potential in a car will be extreme to say the least. That wild power reaches the road through a Sadev six-speed sequential; with everything hooked up, it can apparently get to 100mph in 4.5 seconds. That’s not a typo. With Nitron dampers, big brakes and traction control as well, there’s not going to be anything faster in the dry. Once upon a time, this Caterham is said to have cost somebody £130,000. At £50k 3,000 miles later, it looks like something of a bargain given the phenomenal performance on offer. Hold on tight.

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Author
Discussion

Mysstree

Original Poster:

547 posts

75 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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The Exige looks very nice in the white / black finish and the wheels.
The Caterham would be good as it’s probably ludicrously stupid.
The Brabus RR looks hideous.

PorkerHam

188 posts

71 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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The Caterham would be uniquely insane, but I'm struggling to look past how nasty those rear lights are....

J4CKO

46,836 posts

229 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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I’ll take the Caterham, will drive it once and scare myself witless, then put it away and never drive it again.

It’s epic, but suspect less is more applies in this case.


Bill

58,652 posts

284 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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I'm not a massive fan of 911s but that GT3 looks epic! Other than that the Exige and, surprising myself, the Golf do me. Less is more when it comes to Caterhams IMO.

Least said about the RR the better!

ETA forgot the Defender! Get rid of the decals and make it a soft top.

Edited by Bill on Saturday 8th June 07:31

Twinair

1,028 posts

171 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Gloucestershire & mucky winter roads = Bowler for me!

AL5026

489 posts

217 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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The Porsche seems reasonable value when you see the price of some of the other rarer designations. The Defender on the other hand is stupidly expensive for what is a boggo basic standard hard top with a few questionable bolt on bits. That or this……

https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/16424619

Xenoous

2,411 posts

87 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Lotus for me, closely followed by the Caterham.

FlukePlay

1,192 posts

174 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Brabus really has lost its way. Previously produced subtle 'bahn storming desirable cars and now this crap. I'd be embarrassed to drive some of their stuff.

Earthdweller

19,365 posts

155 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Oh wow! A turbo technics GTI .. showing my age but that’s so up my street

Can I have that and the Lotus please smile

Hairymonster

1,675 posts

134 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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That RR looks revolting.

The Golf looks an absolute giggle - I'd have that.

MDMA .

10,682 posts

130 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Was there not a feature on the Golf over 12 months ago on PH? Seem to remember it for sale for about £15k back then.

Mysstree

Original Poster:

547 posts

75 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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FlukePlay said:
Brabus really has lost its way. Previously produced subtle 'bahn storming desirable cars and now this crap. I'd be embarrassed to drive some of their stuff.
I’m guessing then that your not a 22 year old Thai ladyboy wife with a 75 year old husband.

E63eeeeee...

5,766 posts

78 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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I'd have the golf in a second if I had any kind of justification for it, and somewhere to keep it. Otherwise, I quite like the wheels on the Porsche. Putting that Range Rover in is just PH trolling.

martin12345

1,007 posts

118 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Anyone know what the engine in the Caterham is ?
Is it actually a V8 rather than a V6 as the advert says

It looks like Russell Savory did/does a 2.2l V6 and a 2.4l V8 but not a 2.4l V6

Any knowledge out there ?

cerb4.5lee

44,588 posts

209 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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PorkerHam said:
The Caterham would be uniquely insane, but I'm struggling to look past how nasty those rear lights are....
I'm not a fan of those rear lights either.


J4CKO said:
I’ll take the Caterham, will drive it once and scare myself witless, then put it away and never drive it again.

It’s epic, but suspect less is more applies in this case.
I think I'd be the same as you with that Mark too! 600bhp seems mental in a Caterham as you say. yikes

I'll stick with my lowly 140bhp in a Caterham for the moment I reckon, and I'm not hairy enough of chest for that much for sure! biggrin

That Exige looks nice as well I think. cool

cerb4.5lee

44,588 posts

209 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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martin12345 said:
Anyone know what the engine in the Caterham is ?
Is it actually a V8 rather than a V6 as the advert says

It looks like Russell Savory did/does a 2.2l V6 and a 2.4l V8 but not a 2.4l V6

Any knowledge out there ?
I'm new to Caterham so my knowledge isn't great, but being an engine man, I do really like the idea of a V6 or a V8 engine in a Caterham to be honest for definite. smokin

I'm not really interested in absolutely mental bhp, but I do love the idea of a bigger engine in such a light car though for sure. driving

_ppan

649 posts

98 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Lotus or Porsche for me. The Caterham is insane and sounds like great fun but I think that 600bhp on 600kg, rwd and no driving nannies is a coffin on wheels of you want to get anywhere near exploiting the power on offer while not being a professional racing driver.

cerb4.5lee

44,588 posts

209 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Earthdweller said:
Oh wow! A turbo technics GTI .. showing my age but that’s so up my street

Can I have that and the Lotus please smile
I love turbo technics stuff too(it must be an age thing!), and funnily enough I was only looking at a couple of turbo technics Capris on Auto Trader earlier. cool

I so badly want a Capri before I die! My dad had a couple when I was growing up, so I do have a real soft spot for them. I'd probably think that they are terrible to drive though, but nostalgia does funny things to you I reckon.

trails

7,233 posts

178 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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E63eeeeee... said:
I'd have the golf in a second if I had any kind of justification for it, and somewhere to keep it. Otherwise, I quite like the wheels on the Porsche. Putting that Range Rover in is just PH trolling.
Exactly what I thought as I scrolled away from the monstrosity...what a horrible thing.

Exige looks fantastic.

sideways man

1,669 posts

166 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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I was thinking about the TT golf; seems reasonable value in current markets, but once the Levante was on the page it’s no contest.