Horseboxes!
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J4CKO

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46,831 posts

229 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Now I have nothing against horsey folk, but it’s amazing how much cyclists get moaned about but drove sixty miles or so through Cheshire and it was full of horseboxes doing 25 to 45 mph.

Spent mile after mile sat behind them, overtook when possible but they are tent times more difficult to get past than cyclists.

Never seen so many, overtook one and a couple of dawdlers behind it and the universe saw fit to spawn another one straight after, they move at glacial pace except for the bit when they pull out in front of you, then it’s like horsey launch mode.

So why do cyclists get such ire, when it’s horse boxes that are the real menace ?

Pica-Pica

16,580 posts

113 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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That is normal. Horses coming over from Ireland for Chester racecourse?

OldGermanHeaps

5,133 posts

207 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Horseboxes are nowhere near as prevalent as cyclist, and cyclist can choose to make life easier for other road users and some deliberately go out their way to make a nuisance of themselves because they can.
Is appelby not about now, maybe thats why you are seeing more horseboxes than usual.

J4CKO

Original Poster:

46,831 posts

229 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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OldGermanHeaps said:
Horseboxes are nowhere near as prevalent as cyclist, and cyclist can choose to make life easier for other road users and some deliberately go out their way to make a nuisance of themselves because they can.
Is appelby not about now, maybe thats why you are seeing more horseboxes than usual.
Can’t vouch for anyone else but I keep left as far as I can, have a rear view mirror and let traffic past when I can.

Griffith4ever

6,925 posts

64 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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J4CKO said:
then it’s like horsey launch mode.
Cheers - you just made me & the mrs laugh out loud :-)

There are tonnes of horseboxes, trucks, trailers where i am - Somerset/Devon. On the whole, there is only one on your journey and easy to pass OR they pull off elsewhere. Sounds like there was an event in your area.

Only bad time I had was stuck behind one on single lane Devon roads in a V8 Westfield. Was acutely obvious I was stuck behind them for miles. Eventually, they pulled over to let an oncoming car get by. Did they then let me pass? did they fk. I was bloody livid and made it very clear when I eventually did get to pass.

Roger Irrelevant

3,389 posts

142 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Griffith4ever said:
Was acutely obvious I was stuck behind them for miles. Eventually, they pulled over to let an oncoming car get by. Did they then let me pass? did they fk. I was bloody livid and made it very clear when I eventually did get to pass.
This sort of thing gets right on my tits. I'm recently back from one of my regular jaunts to the northwest Highlands, where I spent many an hour stuck behind utter s in motorhomes who drive at a geological pace yet totally ignore the signs telling everybody to use passing places to allow overtaking. Fortunately my car has decent ground clearance and 4wd which allows me to utilise what I call the 'locals' overtake', i.e. nipping onto the rough verge in front of such motorhome wkers when they have to stop for somebody coming the other way. Though it usually upsets the motorhome people, more often than not I get a laugh/thumbs up from the driver coming the other way who presumably feels my pain.

Backtobasics2

187 posts

50 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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When horseboxes have a load on the horse moves around a lot on twisty country lanes so you have to be slow and steady to prevent a horse from injuring itself / getting stressed, when a load isn’t on they normally get a shift on.

Motorhomes have an annoying habit of being nervous (read don’t know) of the width of their oversized vehicles normally driving down the middle of the road and when a car comes the other way they slow to 5 miles an hour. I love this time of year but my god it’s annoying on the local roads

Mack42

123 posts

174 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Backtobasics2 said:
When horseboxes have a load on the horse moves around a lot on twisty country lanes so you have to be slow and steady to prevent a horse from injuring itself / getting stressed, when a load isn’t on they normally get a shift on.

Motorhomes have an annoying habit of being nervous (read don’t know) of the width of their oversized vehicles normally driving down the middle of the road and when a car comes the other way they slow to 5 miles an hour. I love this time of year but my god it’s annoying on the local roads
Both of the above should make it more likely that they should be paying more attention than the norm to what is around them and showing an enhanced level of awareness of other road users. I'm with the op on this, all road users could do with giving a little more thought to others but some more than most.

TheDrownedApe

1,797 posts

85 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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I live near a very popular polo ground and can confirm they are a right pain on the rear. Very very annoying when they take junctions, bends and roundabouts at 3 mph. Oh and I'm a lycra clad warrior too.

LooneyTunes

9,385 posts

187 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Backtobasics2 said:
When horseboxes have a load on the horse moves around a lot on twisty country lanes so you have to be slow and steady to prevent a horse from injuring itself / getting stressed, when a load isn’t on they normally get a shift on.
Mostly… but assume we’re taking horse boxes (wagons) rather than trailers, there are some properly old ones running around that would struggle to ever get done for speeding.

Tenacious

220 posts

28 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Also see: Tractors.

Backtobasics2

187 posts

50 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Mack42 said:
Backtobasics2 said:
When horseboxes have a load on the horse moves around a lot on twisty country lanes so you have to be slow and steady to prevent a horse from injuring itself / getting stressed, when a load isn’t on they normally get a shift on.

Motorhomes have an annoying habit of being nervous (read don’t know) of the width of their oversized vehicles normally driving down the middle of the road and when a car comes the other way they slow to 5 miles an hour. I love this time of year but my god it’s annoying on the local roads
Both of the above should make it more likely that they should be paying more attention than the norm to what is around them and showing an enhanced level of awareness of other road users. I'm with the op on this, all road users could do with giving a little more thought to others but some more than most.
People transporting horses have exactly that, they have to watch every driver and expect them to get it wrong, they also have to keep an eye on the cameras inside to ensure everything’s good in the back. I used to get frustrated with horse boxes and trailers until I understood how more switched on to so many different things you need to be. Thankfully I don’t have any motorhome or cycle experience or I’d probably start showing compassion there too

Robertb

3,850 posts

267 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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If you added up all the time you’ve spent being held up by horse boxes or cyclists it would pale into insignificance vs the time spent waiting to pass cars parked outside shops, slow car drivers, car drivers being crap and having crashed, or just in queues of other car drivers going somewhere, mostly pointlessly.

wc98

12,721 posts

169 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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The only time i ever got any grief from cyclists it involved a horsebox. A917 on the bends just before the Dumbarnie turn off, i'm late as usual for where i was going fishing. You can see right round the left hander easily in winter and far enough up the road to overtake a fair bit of slow moving stuff. I pass two cars and Mrs Horsebox who then gives a sharp toot of the horn, just as i am about to overtake the tour de France Leven chapter. Tail end charlie in the peloton then decides to call me an effin wker.

Why the hell Mrs Horsebox got on the horn i will never know. Just because YOU don't look far enough ahead, plan your driving and are limited by the half tonne of glue in the back (only joking, i like horses, except the one that punted my youngest daughter over it's head and a fence on the one day i was brave enough to go and watch her jumping ) doesn't mean everyone else is useless.
Here is where i made the mistake. I stopped to let tail end charlie know it wasn't me getting on the horn, only to get more effin wker insults. Then Mrs Horsebox came back past and the two cars behind her which at least gave me enough time to calm down so i no longer had it in my head to go and pull Mr effin wker off his bike and ask him to listen to wtf i actually said next time.

Please note i do not have a problem with cyclists, as has been said many times on here there are a multitude of other road users that all cause me more lost time than the odd occasion i do come across them and i always give them a full car width minimum when passing or i won't overtake. Had one fall off at speed in front of me years ago going down the hill from Kinkell into St Andrews as i was about to overtake and it really gave me a fright so always have that in the back of my mind.

gazza285

11,149 posts

237 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Why has driving become so competitive? What is so wrong with just chilling out and rolling with it?

Somewhatfoolish

5,078 posts

215 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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Backtobasics2 said:
Mack42 said:
Backtobasics2 said:
When horseboxes have a load on the horse moves around a lot on twisty country lanes so you have to be slow and steady to prevent a horse from injuring itself / getting stressed, when a load isn’t on they normally get a shift on.

Motorhomes have an annoying habit of being nervous (read don’t know) of the width of their oversized vehicles normally driving down the middle of the road and when a car comes the other way they slow to 5 miles an hour. I love this time of year but my god it’s annoying on the local roads
Both of the above should make it more likely that they should be paying more attention than the norm to what is around them and showing an enhanced level of awareness of other road users. I'm with the op on this, all road users could do with giving a little more thought to others but some more than most.
People transporting horses have exactly that, they have to watch every driver and expect them to get it wrong, they also have to keep an eye on the cameras inside to ensure everything’s good in the back. I used to get frustrated with horse boxes and trailers until I understood how more switched on to so many different things you need to be. Thankfully I don’t have any motorhome or cycle experience or I’d probably start showing compassion there too
Cycle experience will definitely make you compassionate to cyclists. Also it's great fun. Buy an e-bike if like me you're as unfit as fk. If your employer offers cycle to work then do it on that, you'll effectively get the bike half price or even better if self employed, and (assuming employer flexibility) there's no limit to duration or amount on paying it off.

I have no motorhome experience but I have van experience and I don't believe there's any meaningful difference between driving a motorhome and a van. Which means I can say confidently that they deserve no compassion at all, in many ways (admittedly not width) driving a van is *easier* than driving a car.

evil.edna

306 posts

99 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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My mate was out for a cycle, this morning, and collided with a horsebox. He was following the horsebox downhill - quite steep. The empty horsebox braked suddenly to turn into a livery yard where it was picking up it's load. He went straight into the back of it. Apparently................he is in a stable condition.

getmecoat


Somewhatfoolish

5,078 posts

215 months

Saturday 8th June 2024
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evil.edna said:
getmecoat
please

Unreal

10,768 posts

54 months

Sunday 9th June 2024
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gazza285 said:
Why has driving become so competitive? What is so wrong with just chilling out and rolling with it?
Covid jabs.

This is just the start. It'll be like the Walking Dead in a couple of years. Or Streatham as is.

Baldchap

9,624 posts

121 months

Sunday 9th June 2024
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Horse people are in my experience uniquely selfish, entitled people who think their stupid, archaic hobby is more important than the hundreds of people they inconvenience on a daily basis.

EFA: It's the actual horses being used on the road that this refers to, not the horseboxes.

Edited by Baldchap on Tuesday 11th June 09:47