RE: Shed of the Week | Volvo V50 T5
RE: Shed of the Week | Volvo V50 T5
Friday 2nd August 2024

Volvo V50 T5 | Shed of the Week

So good it sold in 48 hours, but proof that good Volvo wagons are still Shed money


Has anybody here ever had a barn find? Shed found an actual barn a few years back which he now uses for postal activities, but the last motoring barn find he can remember was the ancient village midwife’s ‘old Italian car’ that she wanted him to buy off her. It turned out to be her long-deceased husband’s Dino 246 that had lain unwashed in a spidery garage for 38 years. Best £100 Shed ever spent, and well worth the hour it took for him to beat her down from £200. 

The trouble nowadays is that even the daftest dealer knows an interesting and/or valuable motor when he, she or it sees one. Or do they? Every now and then something pops up on Shed’s Amstrad screen (also unwashed for 38 years) which makes him wonder if unaware sellers are still out there. The something in this case being a Volvo V50 T5 with no apparent problems and a temptingly low asking price of £1,795. 

It might not be valuable, but it is interesting. V50s of any description have only featured three times in SOTW over the last who knows how many ten-plus years, and two of them were diesels. The other one was actually a T5 like this week’s Shed, which with its warblesome Focus ST 2.5-litre turbo five is about as far from a diesel as any car could be. The earlier T5 was even cheaper than this week’s example at a bargainaceous £1,250. The catch was that it was overheating. Thermostats do go on these, and head gaskets aren’t immortal on any car, but the cylinder liners are known for cracking on these engines. It must have been something of that nature because four months later it failed its MOT and that, presumably, was that.

This week’s Shed, a more appealing manual, could be different. Its last MOT test was in January when a pair of tatty CV boots was noted along with the enigmatic and slightly scary-sounding ‘electronic stability control component slightly damaged’, an advisory with which Shed remains totally unfamiliar even after twenty minutes of furious DuckDuckGoing all over it. Of course, it may be that the dealer knows full well what it means and that is why the car is going cheap.

Out of the box the V50 was stylish but not perfect. Volvo tried to keep it compact, which was a good idea for boosting its appeal against its main rival the 3 Series BMW, but the narrow body they gave it to help it achieve that goal created stupidly skinny door pockets that were about as useful as a bagpipe player on a meerkat hunt. V50s weren’t massively roomy as estates. One PHer wittily characterised the T5 as a kind of Focus ST for miniature antique dealers. It wasn’t clear if he meant miniature antiques or miniature dealers. 

Although the T5 versions of the earlier big Volvo estates were properly worthy of the badge, the 220hp/236lb ft V50 T5 was actually outshone by the 2.4 D5 diesel in terms of real-world performance. Peak torque on the petrol came in at just 1,500rpm, a gaping 3,500rpm short of the infrequently attained power peak. Handling wasn’t that great unless you had the strut-braced sporty model that Shed thinks might have existed at some point. On the plus side the V50 T5 was an excellent cruiser. 

Pre-2007 V50s are known for ignition key troubles. The plastic keys looked cool at the time but there were many ways in which they could annoy you. Turning the key didn’t always result in engine ignition. Sometimes, turning it back wouldn’t stop the ignition, cooking the coils until the battery was nice and empty. As a final act of defiance the key could get stuck in the slot, a problem which led to a five-month backlog of keys in 2006. 

Eighteen years on you’ll pay £415 for the dubious pleasure of taxing it. If the last owner was incredibly mean you might need a bit more money to replace the tyre which, according to the MOT, had an ‘offside rear nail’. Shed had no idea that football rules were being applied to MOTs these days, although having said that he is all too aware of Mrs Shed’s willingness to give him a free kick in the penalty area. 


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Rolled1

Original Poster:

22 posts

52 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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Nice car for the money

cerb4.5lee

44,558 posts

209 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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A cracking write up as always Mr Shed thanks. beer

I've been fortunate to have actually driven one of these(or unfortunate depending on your point of view), and being completely honest, I didn't mind it.

It was comfortable, and it covered the miles well I thought. So as a shed I definitely can't grumble.

wistec1

794 posts

70 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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Sheds on form this week. We've got midgit antique dealers, bagpipes, wildlife in the form of meerkats and a kick in the gonads for good measure. The post mistress will be proper chuckling at this weeks overdose of innuendo. This T5 is the automotive equivalent of potentially catching an STD. You know others have been there before you but you don't care it could be worth the risk. A diesel would be my choice in an effort reduce the itchy nether regions that await any chancers.

wistec1

794 posts

70 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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Sheds on form this week. We've got midgit antique dealers, bagpipes, wildlife in the form of meerkats and a kick in the gonads for good measure. The post mistress will be proper chuckling at this weeks overdose of innuendo. This T5 is the automotive equivalent of potentially catching an STD. You know others have been there before you but you don't care it could be worth the risk. A diesel would be my choice in an effort reduce the itchy nether regions that await any chancers.

carinaman

25,171 posts

201 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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Sold Shed of The Year?

I am not a sunroof fan and checked to see if it had the speaker in the middle of the dash top that indicates the uprated stereo.

£35 VED for the DV6 diesels has me considering these and C30s but I quite like saying I've never owned a diesel.

TomR555

5 posts

98 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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Great shed that

Edited by TomR555 on Friday 2nd August 06:17

Court_S

14,718 posts

206 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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I like that; it’s still quite a handsome thing and has an interesting engine. I’d far rather the petrol personally.

Wren-went

1,062 posts

67 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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Who wouldn't at sometime.want a T5 , only thing this been the V50 probably about the lease disirable, would still have an even older 850 of the T5 Trio over this anyday.

But been a T5 I'm sure it will sell.

ST330

401 posts

40 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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Looks a clean car, fewer than 6,000 miles/year, haven't checked the MOT history. Good Luck ! getting 32mpg from a T5. 2.5 is the one that will crack through the block, 2.3 was the strongest.

I liked the look of them when new, not sure if i'dhave one now. D5 was a cracking engine at the time but Euro 4 standard today ? No thanks. T5 would need a serious fuel budget, 2.4 with 170bhp not powerful enough and almost T5 economy.

Someone has bought it and will love it.

WPA

14,671 posts

143 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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Great shed

Baddie

803 posts

246 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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ST330 said:
Looks a clean car, fewer than 6,000 miles/year, haven't checked the MOT history. Good Luck ! getting 32mpg from a T5. 2.5 is the one that will crack through the block, 2.3 was the strongest.

I liked the look of them when new, not sure if i'dhave one now. D5 was a cracking engine at the time but Euro 4 standard today ? No thanks. T5 would need a serious fuel budget, 2.4 with 170bhp not powerful enough and almost T5 economy.

Someone has bought it and will love it.
Agree, other than emissions D5 probably the pick. The 2.5 in my old Mondeo was nothing like the old 2.3 to drive either, on any level - more thirsty though.

POIDH

3,736 posts

94 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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Now that I could get on board with as a great shed.

GreatScott2016

2,511 posts

117 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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Decent, practical motor. I like that a lot. Great write up too.

martin12345

1,007 posts

118 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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One of these was on my short list for a lease car in 2008 and it all looked good on paper - "hot hatch" with a bigger boot
Fuel economy poor and hence CO2 and company car tax rather high but I was willing to accept that for a nice car
And then I drove one and the handling is so boring - understeer on top of understeer

Short list was a Focus ST and a Mk5 Golf GTI,

Golf won as it was as good to drive as the Focus and 10% better fuel economy, CO2 and saved me several hundred a year on company car tax. Very, very good car

richinlondon

887 posts

151 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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"useful as a bagpipe player on a meerkat hunt" , milk and cornflakes on computer screen now .....

cooperd5

153 posts

201 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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Mate had a new one but the geartronic, lovely drive but man, it was thirsty

66HFM

879 posts

54 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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I think I've had 3 Volvo V50s, in the past 5 years, they are good value cars, each of mine have been either the Sport, with the lovely 18" Medusa alloys or the R Design.
I think with the subtle bodykit of each they look so much better, all mine have been diesels, 2 x 2.0D and 1 x 1.6D, the 2.0D is the better one.

The first one I had, the original owner had kept every single receipt for every penny spent on it and it was immaculate, and even had the sunroof, as per this shed.
That is a great price for one and unsurprisingly already sold, especially for a manual.

A great find and proof there are still the odd bargain out there.

Trebor1970

224 posts

49 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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From the ad..

Comes With Full Specs On
hehe


rallycross

13,749 posts

266 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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Great shed these go really well either as T5 or D5 quite quick and under the radar.

Decent to drive and comfy seats but the dash always feels a let down feels very budget compared to bigger Volvos .

grumpy52

6,062 posts

195 months

Friday 2nd August 2024
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With any T5 a stage one remap is a worthwhile investment just for improving the economy, the boost in power and especially torque is a bonus .
Former owner of 5 different T5s ,saloons ,estate and coupes .