Functionality/Tech in your car you NEVER use?
Functionality/Tech in your car you NEVER use?
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tomw2000

Original Poster:

2,508 posts

224 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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I sometimes marvel at all the magicky science in cars these days.

I suspect there's loads of magik little techo pixies monitoring our every move to keep us safe - features that we don't exist but are using every day just by driving. But what about the features in your car (past or present) you've NEVER used?

I'll start

1) Voice control
2) Bluetooth for phone

HellDiver

5,708 posts

211 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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I drive a Mondeo LX. It doesn't have any technology.

The OH had her Almera for 9 years and didn't know it had a rear window washer. She was surprised when I turned it on, and after 30 seconds of buzzing and huffing some green gloop came out followed by a load of bubbles and finally washer fluid.

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

208 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Voice control
Cruise control
FM Radio
Fag lighter
Air Con (why is this necessary in a convertible?)

Edited by pilchardthecat on Tuesday 15th March 13:47

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

275 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Cigarette lighter....

Stuey145

274 posts

187 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Air Con.

Can't stand it.

Bill

58,638 posts

284 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Traction control. wink

GT03ROB

14,023 posts

250 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Voice control...it doesn't work...

RicksAlfas

14,519 posts

273 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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I have a button on my steering wheel for the air recirculation thingy.
Given that in the last 20 years of having air recirculation I've never used it, I don't think I really need a handy button on the wheel for it...
confused

I quite like voice control though.
"Phone Home".
biggrin

Mr E

23,041 posts

288 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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HellDiver said:
I drive a Mondeo LX. It doesn't have any technology.
It does. I drive a 2003 Lotus. The only technology is the sony head unit that I can't hear.

I even have these weird handles that make the windows go up and down.

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

235 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Brakes.

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

208 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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GT03ROB said:
Voice control...it doesn't work...
In my old 1 series coupe you had to effect a comedy german accent (eg Herr Flick off Allo Allo) for it to recognise you.

Diesel Fury

455 posts

189 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Voice control, Bluetooth for the phone*, radio. CD player, yes. But not the radio. Or the traffic alerts either. Only tried that once. Spent half an hour moving at snails pace on the M25 due to an accident, and a mere 70 miles BEYOND the traffic jam, the traffic alert kindly told me that there was an accident on the M25. Impressed I was not.

*I can't work out how to hang up, so I just don't use it.

HellDiver

5,708 posts

211 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Mr E said:
I even have these weird handles that make the windows go up and down.
I have a button that makes the passenger side window fall in to the door never to be seen again until I rescue it by taking the door trim off. Does that count?

GTIR

24,741 posts

295 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Pre-wired phone.


I often have customers in the car and can't have phone calls blaring out of the speakers, especially when a mate rings and says "wkERRRRRRR" as loud as he can.

joewilliams

2,004 posts

230 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Another vote for voice control. Well designed controls make it pointless until the tech is *much* better.

Bluetooth phone kit, however, I use all the time.

Uhura fighter

7,018 posts

212 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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pilchardthecat said:
Voice control
Air Con (why is this necessary in a convertible?)

Edited by pilchardthecat on Tuesday 15th March 13:47
De-mist the windscreen faster in winter weather.

It works.

Turbodiesel1690

1,958 posts

199 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Stuey145 said:
Air Con.

Can't stand it.
Even on a really really really hot day?? frown

Dracoro

9,026 posts

274 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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A/C is also a dehumidifier.

I find it more useful in the winter than summer.

As for the A/C in convertibles "argument", the same can be said for cars that have windows that open. Besides, sometimes when it's V hot, you want cooling top with the top up (don't want sunburn biggrin) or in wet but humid weather and so on.

MrOrange

2,039 posts

282 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Voice control, utter tosh - had it in cars for years and it's total poo
Sat Nav, dates badly and my iPhone is better
Trip computers with the ability the reset the average speed/consumption, why?
Radio with TP, TA and various other pointless acronyms
USB ports, why when you have an iPod thingy
Traction control buttons, now why would you switch that off?
Front fog lights, another pointless item to break, blind and annoy other drivers

edo

16,699 posts

294 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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GT03ROB said:
Voice control...it doesn't work...
This.

me: Phonebook
car: climate
me: cancel
car: 28 degrees
me: phonebook
car: limit
me: cancel
car: 20mph
me: you c*nt
car: please repeat