Removing Cat Hair From Roof
Removing Cat Hair From Roof
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Corpulent Tosser

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5,468 posts

274 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Bloody white hairy cat from next door has decided that the roof of my MX5 makes a nice hammock,

After being away for 4 weeks I came home to a furry roof. mad

I have managed to remove most with a brush, unfortunately the remains (not of the cat unfortunately) are being stubborn, have tried sticky tape with little success, any suggestions welcomed.

I am away again and no doubt will go home in a couple of weeks to the same thing. bd cat !

Suggestion of what to do with the cat are superfluous, I know what I would like to do but am not allowed.

4Q

1,277 posts

216 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Hoover it?

You'll look mighty daft to the unknowing onlooker hoovering your roof but it will hopefully do the trick!

edo

16,699 posts

294 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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spray the roof will lion piss. hehe

BelperJim

2,505 posts

212 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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As strong a hoover as you can find. We have a white cat and only thing that gets rid of the hair bar removing it by hand is our Dyson.

blearyeyedboy

6,809 posts

208 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Here's a novel thought... send it to a professional cleaning company and send your neighbours the bill?

If their child broke your MX-5's window then they'd cough up. People who don't accept responsibility for what their pets do shouldn't keep them.

(/rant) smile

Disclaimer: The above is a joke. I'm not seriously suggesting someone bill their neighbours over a few cat hairs. But I am making a slightly related point- how much damage has a pet got to cause before their owner takes some responsibility? I don't have a correct answer for that one, just curious.

Seriously though, Dysons are the business.



Edited by blearyeyedboy on Tuesday 5th April 13:03

Corpulent Tosser

Original Poster:

5,468 posts

274 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Good suggestion, use the dyson, isn't that women's work though wink


Baz Tench

5,648 posts

219 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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These work a treat on mine!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LINT-ROLLER-PET-HAIR-AND-FLU...



Edited to add pic for posterity, as they really do get all the crap of my soft-top. smile

Edited by Baz Tench on Tuesday 5th April 12:27

Regiment

2,799 posts

188 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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blearyeyedboy said:
Here's a novel thought... send it to a professional cleaning company and send your neighbours the bill?

If their child broke your MX-5's window then they'd cough up. People who don't accept responsibility for what their pets do shouldn't keep them.

(/rant) smile

Seriously though, Dysons are the business.

Edited by blearyeyedboy on Tuesday 5th April 12:20
I have a white cat too and if a neighbour confronted me with a cleaning bill because my cat left white hairs on his cars roof, i'd laugh at him for being stupid.

BelperJim

2,505 posts

212 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Regiment said:
I have a white cat too and if a neighbour confronted me with a cleaning bill because my cat left white hairs on his cars roof, i'd laugh at him for being stupid.
+ 1

edo

16,699 posts

294 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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BelperJim said:
As strong a hoover as you can find. We have a white cat and only thing that gets rid of the hair bar removing it by hand is our Dyson.
Dyson or Hoover? Make your mind up!

edo

16,699 posts

294 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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BelperJim said:
Regiment said:
I have a white cat too and if a neighbour confronted me with a cleaning bill because my cat left white hairs on his cars roof, i'd laugh at him for being stupid.
+ 1
I guess it would be a step too far, but it does seem strange to me that cat owners seem immune to any responsibility for their pets. "you cant stop them doing what they want".

Where do you draw the line - if it ripped the roof with its claws, would that be the owners responsibility?

I'm all for people doing what they like, having whatever pets they like - but why should YOUR pet create me work and/or damage to my property?

Edited by edo on Tuesday 5th April 12:35

blearyeyedboy

6,809 posts

208 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Regiment said:
I have a white cat too and if a neighbour confronted me with a cleaning bill because my cat left white hairs on his cars roof, i'd laugh at him for being stupid.
Slightly tongue in cheek, Regiment. But not entirely. Why should a neighbour be out of pocket because of your cat?

Of course I wouldn't be so OTT as to present my neighbour with a bill. But if it were my pet, I'd bloody muck in with cleaning after it.

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

219 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Why are some people so precious about animals coming into contact with their cars? It's only blooming cat hairs we are talking about. It's not as if the cat tipped a can of paint over the roof. rolleyes

The roof has done its job and protected the inside of the car. Get yourselves some lint rollers and move on people.

I'm no cat lover myself, much more of a dog person. Some things can't be helped though, and I certainly wouldn't be knocking my neighbours door and asking him to contribute to said lints, as they are useful for other thigs around the house too. biggrin

Jasey@

6,280 posts

207 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Bowl of water - dampen hands and "brush" the roof - Hairs should stick to your damp hands.

ps are you same old tosser from ScoobyNet ?

blearyeyedboy

6,809 posts

208 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Baz Tench said:
Why are some people so precious about animals coming into contact with their cars? It's only blooming cat hairs we are talking about. It's not as if the cat tipped a can of paint over the roof. rolleyes
It's a joke rather than a serious suggestion. rolleyes

Mind you, I probably didn't make it clear enough with the wink at the end of my post.

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

219 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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blearyeyedboy said:
It's a joke rather than a serious suggestion. rolleyes

Mind you, I probably didn't make it clear enough with the wink at the end of my post.
...And you missed the 'some people' bit in my post. wink

Ari

19,814 posts

244 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Mate, I feel your pain. Here you go, chapter and verse!! biggrin

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...



My particular favourite was this one:

You've given me a cunning idea... carefully cut a long slit in the roof of the car, then stitch it with a very weak cotton that would break under the weight of a small cat sitting on it. Next pop the hose through the small slit and fill the car up with water - hey presto, cat lands on roof, breaks thread, falls into water, slit closes back up above it meaning the cat cant escape its watery demise! to dispose of the body simply open the car door (wearing wellies, obviously) and watch it swoosh past. If you park correctly it may even end up at the neighbours front door.

This was my eventual resolution.


blearyeyedboy

6,809 posts

208 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Baz Tench said:
...And you missed the 'some people' bit in my post. wink
Again, point taken! hehe I've edited my original post so someone doesn't think I'm a complete plonker... I hope! hehegetmecoat

Jasey@

6,280 posts

207 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Baz Tench said:
Why are some people so precious about animals coming into contact with their cars? It's only blooming cat hairs we are talking about. It's not as if the cat tipped a can of paint over the roof. rolleyes
Those people should be thankful they don't have to suffer the Aberdeen $hithawk (common name Seagull) biggrin



blearyeyedboy

6,809 posts

208 months

Tuesday 5th April 2011
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LOL @ Aberdeen $hithawk hehe