RE: Stand well back: the Brabus 800 Cabrio is here
RE: Stand well back: the Brabus 800 Cabrio is here
Monday 24th November

Stand well back: the Brabus 800 Cabrio is here

And not just one of them either...


Credit where it’s due to Brabus: just when it seems like we’ve reached peak mad Mercedes, they manage to raise the barmy bar yet further. In recent times, there’s been a new Rocket, now a hyper GT shooting brake, a 1,000hp ‘Thunderdome’ and, of course, the Big Boy 1200. Don’t forget the bikes, too. And the Porsches. But Benz is where Brabus is probably most comfortable, and the G-Class is presumably its most popular model. So here is what happens to Mercedes’ iconic off-roader when Brabus just keeps saying yes until there’s nothing left to fit. Those that want one can now have an 800hp, portal axled, G-Class cabriolet. With 24-inch wheels. It’s tempting to call this pair of cars, the 800 Cabrio and the XL 800 Cabrio, peak Brabus, but you just know there’ll be something else in the works soon enough. 

For now, both of these employ Brabus’s new four-door, open body; we’ve all seen drop-top Gs before, but apparently none like this. The claim is of a convertible that ‘achieves torsional rigidity on the level of the closed base vehicle’, which would be quite something if true. A ton (probably not quite literal, but maybe not far off) of high-strength steel has been added to beef up the 800s, with more than 60,000 miles of simulated driving, 10 hours in the rain chamber and a ‘successful completion’ of the obligatory rollover assessment done in development. It seems a proper job, however strange a convertible G still looks, with more than 500 unique bits included in the build; one of those, the carbon fibre roof bow at the front of the roof, is said to be a world first. The roof goes up or down in 20 seconds, comparable with conventional convertibles. And just long enough for absolutely everyone to see. 

Both use an 800hp version of the long-serving 4.0-litre V8, which ought to be plenty given how rapid a standard G63 - on which both cabrios are built - tends to feel. Brabus claims 0-62mph in 4.0 seconds, 150mph and 15.9mpg for the standard soft top, or 4.6, 130mph and, um, 11.7mpg for the XL and its 22-inch, eight-lug all-terrain tyres. Both are likely to seem ludicrously fast with the roof off and the Brabus sports exhaust thundering. 

Those who’ve paid attention to recent Bottrop wares, and not simply gawped in astonishment, might recognise the ‘XL’ tag that denotes a portal axled car. So the Pale Brown car here, despite appearances and your assumptions, is ‘mainly designed for phenomenal off-road capabilities’. Right. The axles mean 48cm of ground clearance, wheel hubs 15cm lower and improved approach and breakover angles. With unique subframes, suspension links and KW dampers, Brabus says the XL mods have ‘a noticeable positive effect on mastering obstacles.’ Roofless rock crawling promises to be an unforgettable experience in one of these. 

For those keen to keep 800hp only on the straight and (not so) narrow, the regular 800 cabrio comes with 24-inch Brabus Monoblock ZM Platinum Edition wheels, Hankook Ventus tyres (best stock up on 355/25 ZR 24s now), plus Brabus sports springs that can adjust ride height between 20 and 40mm lower than stock. So even with the roof up, it’ll be clear that this ain’t no ordinary G. Both 800s, of course, are significantly broader than standard (2100mm) thanks to the Brabus Widestar kit; it can be kept in carbon, or body coloured. 

Indeed, as a Brabus build, customisation (as well as 800hp silliness) is the name of the game with these convertibles. Just 50 of each configuration will be built, priced from 761,500 euros (£670k) for the ready salted 800 and 887,600 euros (£782,000) for the portal-axled car, both excluding VAT. And before thinking about personalisation, surely. Because as well as the outside and the Masterpiece interior to think of - check out the red of the XL, just like its chassis -  there’s now a roof colour to consider as well. The quilting and embossing are just as Brabus as might be hoped for with such extravagant limited editions. Both are available to order now, or you can jump the queue and buy these demonstrators direct from Brabus - set aside a million euros for the brown one…


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Turbobanana

Original Poster:

7,644 posts

221 months

Monday 24th November
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48cm of ground clearance should come in handy when conditions get tricky outside Tarquin's preparatory school at drop-off time.

I love a red leather interior, but that's TOO RED: it's like sitting inside a birth canal.

Given the obvious engineering nous present within Brabus, I wonder why they don't just make their own car, rather than base it on a brick-like dinosaur whose origins can loosely be traced back to the 1970s. Development costs, I guess, but when your clientele has virtually limitless spending power and you're charging whatever you like for the product, can you not make a business case for it?

swisstoni

21,429 posts

299 months

Monday 24th November
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Perfect for when I fly my hawks.

WPA

13,032 posts

134 months

Monday 24th November
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With the hood folded like that it looks like a pram

ImFeelingSaucy

331 posts

44 months

Monday 24th November
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Ridiculous thing.
But I can see how it might appeal to middle eastern sensibilities.
Doubt we'll see any over here - with the exception of the odd Premier League training ground.
If that's what it takes to keep Merc in business, crack on.


AB

19,175 posts

215 months

Monday 24th November
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So terribly ostentatious and pointless that it's utterly brilliant biglaugh

bluemason

1,153 posts

143 months

Monday 24th November
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I have a very small manhood and lots of cash. When can I place an order?

el romeral

1,850 posts

157 months

Monday 24th November
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The stacked exhausts on that recently featured Seat irked me somewhat, but please tell me these ones on the Brabus are not illuminated?nono

fantheman80

2,271 posts

69 months

Monday 24th November
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sod the haters, the black one looks great!

5lab

1,784 posts

216 months

Monday 24th November
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I did the same thing to a volvo 360 once, and drove it across the sahara. I think the results pretty similar

Pirates

Beach!

SydneyBridge

10,682 posts

178 months

Monday 24th November
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Love it, don't care how much it is, i want ( I mean need..) one
There are some dodgy potholes on the way to the corner shop

DaveEvs

390 posts

122 months

Monday 24th November
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I genuinely hope that can be specified with an elevating rear throne for falconry. A market currently underserved.

Lester H

3,825 posts

125 months

Monday 24th November
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WPA said:
With the hood folded like that it looks like a pram
Another description is “ looks like you are taking a carpet to the tip.”Can’t claim originality, it was Richard Hammond reviewing the Beetle cabrio.

Om

2,119 posts

98 months

Monday 24th November
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Dusky pink suits it quite nicely.

Life in plastic, it's fantastic...

SuperPav

1,226 posts

145 months

Monday 24th November
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I actually think the black one with the cream interior looks great (illuminated side exhausts aside)....

getmecoat

scenario8

7,485 posts

199 months

Monday 24th November
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5lab said:
I did the same thing to a volvo 360 once, and drove it across the sahara. I think the results pretty similar

Pirates

Beach!
That’s a remarkable thing to have done.

I particularly appreciate the FRAGILE tape.

fflump

2,759 posts

58 months

Monday 24th November
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ImFeelingSaucy said:
Ridiculous thing.
But I can see how it might appeal to middle eastern sensibilities.
Doubt we'll see any over here - with the exception of the odd Premier League training ground.
If that's what it takes to keep Merc in business, crack on.
Will need powerful a/c to cope with a black piece of fabric between you and 45C in the shade!

Skaben

335 posts

161 months

Monday 24th November
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I'm getting upmarket 1990's suzuki vitara fatboy vibes...

...I shamefully admire it for it's ridiculousness!

Alorotom

12,634 posts

207 months

Monday 24th November
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Sweet baby Jesus … hold my beer and take my money!!! fk yeah!

biggbn

29,084 posts

240 months

Monday 24th November
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Oh my goodness. Yes please. Y'all know I want a light metallic pink one with silver wheels and a tan roof...

swisstoni

21,429 posts

299 months

Monday 24th November
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Odd the reaction to this compared to the equally tragic Holland & Holland RR from last week.