Annoying man in stupid car revving his engine

[adycav]

For the last half hour there has been a total imbecile parked outside my office, periodically repeatedly revving his engine.

The car is a stupid shiny chrome Audi R8. There are two young men of Indian heritage in it.

I'm to concentrate here! He's DOING IT AGAIN NOW!

Other than launching a can of Red Bull at him from my second floor window, what can I do?

[madbadger]

Go and ask him not to do it?

[Magic919]

You could pop down and ask him to cease.

[Mikeyplum]

Any tins of paint lying around

[MX7]

adycav said:

I'm to concentrate here!

You seem distracted.

[adycav]

I KNOW that I could go and ask him to stop, but this being PH and a Friday I was expecting some more creative responses!

[Thesaint01708]

sneak downstairs and pour some oil under his car, enough so it trickles out from under the car, go back up stairs then come out in front of him and comment that 'you think theres something wrong with his car' whilst pointing at the oil slick emerging.

[stackmonkey]

Ask him if he traded in an Aston Martin for it in the last couple of weeks?

[MX5guy]

Go and say:

"Nice Lambo... oh wait, it's just an Audi..."

(For those with R8s I'm not meaning it's a bad car, and I'd love to be able to afford one, it's a comment made in keeping with the thread).

[morgrp]

Sack off work and go to the pub?

[crmcatee]

Banana in exhaust ?

[The Restorer]

adycav said:

I KNOW that I could go and ask him to stop, but this being PH and a Friday I was hoping some one would ask me to go and smash his back doors in!

Here, I corrected that for you ;-)

[Caruso]

Is it the V8 or a V10?

[anonymous-user]

Surely it's better than the sound of working?

[new_bloke]

Ask him if he's had an intake turbine fitted for stupendous and sporty performance...

[mightymouse]

adycav said:

There are two young men of Indian heritage in it.

Umm......... ring the police and suggest they may have stolen it

[944fan]

crmcatee said:

Banana in exhaust ?

This. You will need 4 bannanas at least though

[StottyZr]

I bet its rented. He'll be getting his moneys worth

[16v stretch]

1-Print out and blow up (less dynamite more photocopier) some of the R8 on fire pictures.
2- ???
3- profit

[Monkeylegend]

Tell him you love the sound of it and ask if he could rev it a bit louder and longer. When he's done that and assuming it's a V8 tell him he should have joined the big boys and bought the V10. If it is a V10 I have no idea what to say next.