RE: New 930hp Techart Magnum explodes into being
RE: New 930hp Techart Magnum explodes into being
Monday 24th February 2025

New 930hp Techart Magnum explodes into being

A nightmare of Trumpian proportions or the best and most appropriate way to the private terminal?


Typically when we’ve brought you news of Techart’s latest wares, it’s been in the shape of a wildly modified 911 - this being the tuner’s main stock in trade - but in fact, the German outfit will enthusiastically turn its hand to any Porsche product. Case in point, the Magnum, Techart’s version of the Cayenne, now in its fifth generation. The latest one, which seems less about simply modifying Porsche’s relatively low-key SUV and more about reimagining it through the prism of a fever dream, was revealed on the weekend - and, well, let’s just say it lives up to its name. 

It being 2025, we’re well used to bodykitted makeovers that ‘leave a lasting impression’ (as Techart puts it) although plainly the Magnum is one of those meant to kick in the door of your imagination and take no prisoners. In point of fact, there are four versions: the base model Magnum; the Magnum Sport, which adds that centre exit diffuser; Magnum Unique, which allows even more customisation of the carbon fibre body parts; and Magnum First Edition, which, as the name suggests, is a limited run of 25 units worldwide that are individually numbered. 

Suffice it to say, whichever derivative you choose is going to stand out on any British high street. Techart is particularly proud of the Sport Exhaust System poking through its rear diffuser and suggests that its chosen ‘acoustic signature commands attention’ - although clearly it’ll be cashing a cheque already written by the bodywork, which combines completely redesigned bumpers with a barrage of sills and wheel arches and intakes too numerous and prodigious to list. Techart says the Magnum kit is ‘available plug-and-play for every Cayenne variant’ so theoretically speaking there is nothing to stop you. 

The firm is equally enthusiastic about getting busy under its redesigned bonnet: it doesn’t exactly go into exhaustive detail here, although it does suggest that if you turn up with a Turbo GT, it’ll have the Magnum outputting 930hp and 811lb ft of torque before you can say ‘moist’ thanks to a Techart Power Kit and associated engine management system. The result will apparently surge to 62mph in 2.7 seconds; plenty quick enough to speed you away from any disapproving looks. And you won’t need to worry about those anyway if there’s a Gulfstream waiting for you at the private terminal, as the pictures suggest there ought to be. Or as Techart puts it: ‘The Magnum is more than just a vehicle. It’s a statement.’ Hard to quibble with that.


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Cristio Nasser

Original Poster:

839 posts

22 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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Ghastly. To sit alongside the Brabus G900, Mansory Cullinan, and diamond encrusted AP’s the owner of such a thing probably also has, which all feature large in their “showing off to a beat” music videos.

mrclav

1,645 posts

252 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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The above post absolutely tells me you're culturally out of touch without telling me you're culturally out of touch.

"feature large in their “showing off to a beat” music videos"?? Boy, if you don't get your tired, cliched, old ass out of here...

Motormouth88

782 posts

89 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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Pahahahaha…what a mess

stuart100

1,169 posts

86 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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Embarrassing to be driving around in someone like that.

broncoupe

165 posts

255 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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Just Tint the windows

Kipsrs

705 posts

78 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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No no no no no and bloody no. . . What the hell sort of goggles were the designers wearing and what sort of complete dork would buy one. . . . I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and each to their own and all that but, I also know money doesn’t buy class! The Jet however, looks stunning. . .

Augustus Windsock

3,786 posts

184 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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mrclav said:
The above post absolutely tells me you're culturally out of touch without telling me you're culturally out of touch.

"feature large in their “showing off to a beat” music videos"?? Boy, if you don't get your tired, cliched, old ass out of here...
Er, looking at the other replies at this time, looks like you’re the one that’s out of step, please go back to reading MaxPower (if you can unstick the pages…)
Gruesome thing, for people with no class or taste other than low and bad.
Who ‘designs’ these monstrosities and actually stands back thinking ‘well, I’ve aced that’?
Because to me it looks like it came from the design house of ‘S Wonder & R Charles’..

jzakariya

189 posts

147 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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Hideous from every angle. Those square pipes on the green one! Lord have mercy.

Firebobby

989 posts

68 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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Yes please, it's just what you need to whiz you to your Lear jet on your way to Dubai for the weekend.

wistec1

794 posts

70 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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Grotesque.

WPA

14,661 posts

143 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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That is awful, what were they thinking

Dombilano

1,439 posts

84 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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I imagine the porsche service centre will ask you to drop it off at night, or round the back, when it's time for a brake fluid change.

Arrivalist

3,498 posts

28 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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vomit

Nothing more to say.

griffdude

1,926 posts

277 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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Grotesque, tasteless & complete waste of money.

BigChiefmuffinAgain

1,740 posts

127 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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It's a little subdued. Sometimes you wish they would just maybe push the boat a bit and mount a cannon on the bonnet....

The Pistonsdead

7,006 posts

236 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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Yuk....

EV8

621 posts

32 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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You are such a bunch of miserable gits.
You do not like it? Well, someone does. Why not? Are you saying, you never modified your car in your life? And you all drive superboring station wagons probably.

Reminds me of my Ioniq5N, only my car is prettier smile
On a side note, this will never go 2.7/60. 3+ sure.

Gecko1978

12,302 posts

186 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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I thought it was Urus at first glance maybe that's what they are going for. Sadly this reminds me of a range rover I once saw with a "Fantom" body kit

MDL111

8,894 posts

206 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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I reckon it might be even more limited than that / there will only be the First Edition: Magnum First Edition, which, as the name suggests, is a limited run of 25 units worldwide that are individually numbered.

Mark_Blanchard

1,042 posts

284 months

Monday 24th February 2025
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What a mess. And parked next to an ancient old plane.
No thanks.