Do you DETAIL your car keys?
Do you DETAIL your car keys?
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Mr MXT

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7,792 posts

313 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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...because in a moment of ocd madness I just have. Am I insane?

So following on from yesterdays thread I decided to give my keys a full detail.

Now I'm no expert, but thought I'd post up the process so you can get your keys looking as good as mine. wink

Firstly here is a picture of the keys before, washed, but not detailed.



You can see in the next picture the full extent of the problem. Severe ingrained dirt from years of use.



Here are the weapons of choice.



Firstly I rinsed the the metal components to remove any loose dirt particles, then agitated in an acid bath (Tesco Distilled Vinegar). I employed a specialist dirt removal tool (Colgate Total Pro Tip Massager brush, medium) to really get into those crevices:



Next I rinsed the metal components clean and washed using Fairy liquid tangerine and ginger flower. After another rinse, I was left with this:



The next stage was a thorough grease removal with Auto Glym Intensive Tar remover, followed by the now obligatory rinse



I also used a terry towel cloth in conjunction with the tar remover on the remote locking fob.



Next I used Auto Glym Metal Polish to start to bring out the shine.



Finally I applied a protective layer of Meguiars Gold Class wax.



For the remote fob and torch, I treated with Auto Glym Vinyl and Rubber care and they came up really well.



Anyway I am sure you'll agree the results are quite simply stunning.







BarnatosGhost

34,161 posts

283 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Is this a new low for PH?

RedWhiteMonkey

9,135 posts

212 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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You have too much spare time on your hands.

oilslick

973 posts

216 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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I'm, ummm, speechless thumbup

miniman

30,076 posts

292 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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silly

DavidHM

3,940 posts

230 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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... the Aristocrats.

jb9193

809 posts

197 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Lol

wackojacko

8,581 posts

220 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Do I 'detail' my car keys ooooooooo eeerrrmmmm ......... Come to think of it .....NO I don't.

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,918 posts

246 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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I love this thumbup


Dan_1981

18,100 posts

229 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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I have exactly the same alarm and immobiliser on my MK1 mx5 too.

Not standard fitment either I don't think.

Although i've never "detailed" mine.

Edited by Dan_1981 on Thursday 10th February 20:28

Flanders.

6,439 posts

238 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Detail? Detail?

I miss the word "cleaning".

Garlick

40,601 posts

270 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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You really did this? Blimey hehe

cheadle hulme

2,502 posts

212 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Great photography. Macro lens?

p4cks

7,502 posts

229 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Haha excellent! Although I do hope this is tongue in cheek!

williamp

20,415 posts

303 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Oh dear. Just wait until the "pro" car washers see this- they'll be annoyed that an amateur didnt pay them to detail the keys...

BarnatosGhost

34,161 posts

283 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Garlick said:
You really did this? Blimey hehe
The doing is mad. The photographing is certifiable.

deevlash

10,442 posts

267 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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have you tried masturbation?

Matt UK

18,084 posts

230 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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A most amusing thread - I love the fact that you not only found the time to actually detail your keys, but that you also did a full photo-write-up! Brilliant hehe

VX Foxy

3,962 posts

273 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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Priceless! biggrin

kambites

71,505 posts

251 months

Thursday 10th February 2011
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I don't even wash my car, let alone polish the keys.