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cslgirl

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2,215 posts

250 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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Driving past a Nissan Garage today, I glanced over at the car line up and what an ugly line up there was parked outside. It looked like a load of googly eyes. I don't know the names of the monstrosities, but by god, who is buying them?

Having a quick search on google, I believe the worse offender (imo) is called a Juke (or should that be a joke), closely followed by a Pixo and then the Micra.



Is anyone else find their cars really unappealing to the eye or is it just me. And what type of person is buying these cars?

Are they really good to drive? Am I missing something? I just cannot understand how/if they are selling any.

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

203 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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TBH it depends on the colour IMO, I saw one in white with a black stripe down the middle and I liked it.
The colour of the one you've posted is horrible though.

cslgirl

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2,215 posts

250 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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ZOLLAR said:
TBH it depends on the colour IMO, I saw one in white with a black stripe down the middle and I liked it.
The colour of the one you've posted is horrible though.
That was the colour of one on the forecourt. I just found the line up so unappealing, it would never draw me into their showroom. They all look so "bubble" shaped.

LooneyTunes

9,456 posts

188 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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cslgirl said:
And what type of person is buying these cars?
Type of person who bought a fit Multipla?
Kids now left home so want something smaller/newer/bit more "sporty"?
The Juke is clearly the answer....

Lest we forget:

insanojackson

6,026 posts

274 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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Jukes, an acquired taste, My girlfriend is awaiting delivery on a gunmetal grey one and my dad a red one.


LukeSi

5,780 posts

191 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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LooneyTunes said:
Type of person who bought a fit Multipla?
Kids now left home so want something smaller/newer/bit more "sporty"?
The Juke is clearly the answer....

Lest we forget:
No the Juke makes that look like a bloody Aston.

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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I quite like then in a funny sort of way! much more interesting than Polos and Fiestas!

kentmotorcompany

2,471 posts

240 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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LooneyTunes said:
cslgirl said:
And what type of person is buying these cars?
Type of person who bought a fit Multipla?
Kids now left home so want something smaller/newer/bit more "sporty"?
The Juke is clearly the answer....

Lest we forget:
The juke is quite opposite to the Multipla, in that the multiple is big and useful on the inside.

The Nissan Juke is big on the outside and small on the inside, bit like a reverse tardis.

A Retardis if you will.

cslgirl

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2,215 posts

250 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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insanojackson said:
Jukes, an acquired taste, My girlfriend is awaiting delivery on a gunmetal grey one and my dad a red one.
Ahhh, so it's your family are buying them all hehe

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

234 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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All cars must look like a golf

Anything more intresting then a golf must be called ugly



BBBAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

cslgirl

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2,215 posts

250 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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kentmotorcompany said:
The juke is quite opposite to the Multipla, in that the multiple is big and useful on the inside.

The Nissan Juke is big on the outside and small on the inside, bit like a reverse tardis.

A Retardis if you will.
laughlaugh

Cotty

42,252 posts

314 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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fell out the ugly tree and hit every brance on the way home

insanojackson

6,026 posts

274 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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cslgirl said:
insanojackson said:
Jukes, an acquired taste, My girlfriend is awaiting delivery on a gunmetal grey one and my dad a red one.
Ahhh, so it's your family are buying them all hehe
loads of them up here in north east, probably because almost nobody pays full price for them. Girlfriend and dad getting hefty friends/family discount on theirs.

Westy Pre-Lit

5,088 posts

233 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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insanojackson said:
Jukes, an acquired taste
Hopefully my taste buds never become that knackered.hurl

soad

34,686 posts

206 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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Saw a red Juke driven by a girl last week.
Not a looker, is it

Opel-GT

590 posts

208 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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You aren't trying hard enough wink Whatever the car crime America usually has something guilty.....


angusc43

13,643 posts

238 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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LooneyTunes said:
Lest we forget:
This is what Chris Bangle did before he went on to ruin an entire generation of BMW's.

soad

34,686 posts

206 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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yonex said:
You aren't trying hard enough wink Whatever the car crime America usually has something guilty.....

It's even brown...like a turd

militantmandy

3,838 posts

216 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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I quite like them! As someone said, it's interesting