What the hell?

[Parrot of Doom]

...is going on here?

http://ssl.delti.com/cgi-bin/rshop.pl?details=Orde...

site said said:

The Korean ultra-high performance tyre manufacturer Kumho presented with the scent tyres another sensational new development.The Kumho KH 31 is in the four fragrances orange blossom, rosemary, lavender and jasmine. The tyres are not well known to smell is one thing that is not only with a car and thicknesses much hp under the hood can specify, is the other thing. How about times with the opposite sex instead of roses, with beguiling smells of jasmine or orange on points. Let simply Kumho KH 31 and assemble a balance of fresh scent.

Obviously they've used some st online translator, but what on earth does it all mean?

[Funk]

Tyre smoke now comes in 'flower' flavour.

[Kiltox]

LOL!

Halfords car parks will smell of roses

[johnnymaestro]

Something to with attracting birds with smelly tyres. More power, more smell, more birds.

[Jayho]

Kiltox said:

LOL!

Halfords car parks will smell of roses

either that or in drift shows and events? :/ maybe just... they already use coloured smoke from tyres dont they?

Haha, the translation is just aweful, marketing department not doing their job properly! :P

[Gizmo!]

My nipples explode with delight!

[johnnymaestro]

Gizmo! said:

My nipples explode with delight!

And my hovercraft is full of eels.

[Mafioso]

That does look like a wind up doesn't it! Disgruntled employee?

[Puddenchucker]

http://aromatyres.com.au/

[Boba Fret]

"ultra-high performance tyre manufacturer Kumho "

huh??????